1. 03-30-09 06:41 PM #1
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    Thinking of ordering a Romanian mail order bride.

    At first glance, I'd like to marry this woman, at least for the honeymoon.





    http://www.elenasmodels.com/index.php?ap=4417508
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  2. 03-30-09 06:44 PM #2
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    What do they cost Plommer?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlickFazzer View Post
    What do they cost Plommer?
    Dunno, not that it matters, they look like they are worth whatever it costs.

    If I do manage to land this girl she can count on giving birth to 5 of my children by the time she hits 30.
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    her "brother" might be fvcking her.
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    Plom show us some of her Romanian rack.
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  6. 03-30-09 06:49 PM #6
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    Go Asian. They're much more obedient/subservient.

    The Romanian will empty your bank account and leave you high and dry.
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    As an expert in the Balkan mail order business I strongly suggest going with the Moldova women. You will get the same quality with half the money spend.
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  8. 03-30-09 06:59 PM #8
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    most Eastern European women look inbred.
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  9. 03-30-09 06:59 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by betplom View Post
    At first glance, I'd like to marry this woman, at least for the honeymoon.





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    this girl looks so cute, so fresh and hygenic, i bet her shit don't smell... i'd lick her asshole clean..
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  10. 03-30-09 07:00 PM #10
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    gross Nicky, fukk man...
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  11. 03-30-09 07:01 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by fiveteamer View Post
    gross Nicky, fukk man...

    yeah.................................... .............. like you wouldn't???
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  12. 03-30-09 07:03 PM #12
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    I would love to lick and suckle her rectum.
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    no, her eyebrows are nasty.
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    Nicky, looks either Italian or Greek. Eating the ass is ok! haha
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  15. 03-30-09 07:04 PM #15
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    I guess it can be done?

    Why not?

    Keep us informed, please.
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    Very pretty face, IMO.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fiveteamer View Post
    no, her eyebrows are nasty.
    fiver, if I didn't know you better I'd say you'd much prefer sucking on a dick rather than licking any girl anywhere, right pal?

    (Not that there is anything wrong with that, my gay Church & Wellesley pal)
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  18. 03-30-09 07:06 PM #18
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    you guys no no fukking standards whatsoever.
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  19. 03-30-09 07:06 PM #19
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    fiver,

    even slicker and beamer agree with me. and you are telling me you would not do it because of her eyebrows?? wtf do eyebrows have to do with her butthole? it's nowhere near it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    Go Asian. They're much more obedient/subservient.

    The Romanian will empty your bank account and leave you high and dry.
    Exactly

    Go to the Phillipnines and get 9's for free
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicky Santoro View Post
    fiver,

    even slicker and beamer agree with me. and you are telling me you would not do it because of her eyebrows?? wtf do eyebrows have to do with her butthole? it's nowhere near it...

    Nicky, you don't get it, fiver is creating these fake reasons for not wanting to touch this beautiful woman because he prefers men.
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  22. 03-30-09 07:08 PM #22
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    even plommer agrees with us. that's 4 of us.. and i am 100% sure that richie would make it 5 of us.. he's a big fan of the butthole..

    plommer, you live 15 min from this fiver guy. go do an investigation on him.. this kid might not like women.. how can you refuse that butthole of hers..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicky Santoro View Post
    fiver,

    even slicker and beamer agree with me. and you are telling me you would not do it because of her eyebrows?? wtf do eyebrows have to do with her butthole? it's nowhere near it...
    I would guess her anus has the taste of something
    in the fruit family. Potentially something like a sweet peach
    or plum.
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  24. 03-30-09 07:09 PM #24
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    While in Japan, the Philippine girls were sweet and I felt sorry for them. They had to work or else. bad things could happen to them and their family if they did not work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlickFazzer View Post
    I would guess her anus has the taste of something
    .
    yesterdays leftovers.?
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  26. 03-30-09 07:11 PM #26
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    LOL. Just look at her penciled in eyebrows. She probably has orange tic tac teeth. C'mon guys, be real here. I see 8 nicer looking girls than that on my 10 min walk to work every morning.
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    The azzz is so delicate. When you see these Puerto Rican chicks open that azz up wide. It looks like a Boston creme pie exploded.
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  28. 03-30-09 07:13 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlickFazzer View Post
    I would guess her anus has the taste of something
    in the fruit family. Potentially something like a sweet peach
    or plum.
    i'll take it.. as long as it's not poop.. ahhhhhhhhh, what am i saying. in fact, i'd take the poop, too. as long as it's her poop.. It MUST be sweet as hell
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    Quote Originally Posted by fiveteamer View Post
    LOL. Just look at her penciled in eyebrows. She probably has orange tic tac teeth. C'mon guys, be real here. I see 8 nicer looking girls than that on my 10 min walk to work every morning.
    Straight men don't give a shit about that fiveteamer, my gay friend.

    My gaydar is goes crazy every time you post about women.

    Fiver, you're as queer as a 3 dollar bill. (not that there is anything wrong wit that)
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  30. 03-30-09 07:17 PM #30
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    Fiver,

    All these women are horny, and it is our jobs to make dirty love to them.
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    Nicky, you're a sick man.


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    I'm sensing a big ass with this girl, if now now in the near future...
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    As an expert in the Balkan mail order business I strongly suggest going with the Moldova women. You will get the same quality with half the money spend.
    OKnI'll bite, what the heck is a Moldova women??

    Guys when you talk mail order you better make sure you can communicate with your new slave uhh errrrr I mean ... bride! Kindof doubt many of us fvcks speak Russian.
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  34. 03-30-09 07:20 PM #34
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    sickler, i am going to explain to you something, so pay close attention.. shit is disgusting.. but when it's shit from a beautiful girl like that, it doesn't taste bad at all. not saying it's great, but it's not bad.. the prettier the girl, the better it tastes. pretty girls' shit don't stink. just like pamela anderson's butthole must taste great.. there's not a chance in hell her butt doesn't taste good.. just look at her.. how can it stink?? IMPOSSIBLE..
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    I can count to 10 in German.
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