1. 03-12-12 02:25 PM #1
    CarpeDime
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    I love using gambling/SBR lingo to chicks in real life

    Chick I know who is into yoga and positivity and all that sh*t posts on facebook today:

    "This is gonna be a great week – I can feel it!"

    So i post back:

    "I think so too, I already beat the line move on New Mexico St, and there are a ton of totals I'm going to be looking to pound the f**k out of if they come out where I think they will. I'll hook you up if you want to tail, let's hit 'em hard this week baby!"

    Then she sends me an e-mail saying:

    "Haha, can you decode that message into English? I dont' get it!!"

    you should all only speak gambling/SBR lingo/slang to everyone in the world now, online, in real life, wherever, it is by far the coolest way to be
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  2. 03-12-12 02:30 PM #2
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    I guess if you want people trying to check you into GA meetings.
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  3. 03-12-12 02:31 PM #3
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    Honestly I find it to be more pathetic, especially since the girls I'm around see gambling as a weakness in a man.

    It will work with dumb girls though, especially the yoga types you're talking about who update their FB profiles every second with some kind of philosophical enlightenment. GL
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  4. 03-12-12 02:34 PM #4
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    Good job Carper, what a fokkin' hamburguesa.
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  5. 03-12-12 02:35 PM #5
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    before i was taken...id often encounter the "so what do you do" line.....to which many times, completely wasted off of whiskey and cocaine, while out with friends id say "pro gambler honey"....the results were astonishing....chicks totally into it....friends talking about a week later "that was unbelieveable....fuckin whore was was believing every word you said".....doesnt hurt that im an attractive man either....but its fun to toy with them

    im thinking about dropping sbr lingo on my girl and amongst friends more often...

    my girl knows i post on sbr and several boxing forums...ive shown her a few of bobbys food reviews...she loves them "awwww..hes so cute"
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  6. 03-12-12 02:38 PM #6
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  7. 03-12-12 02:40 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobby heenan View Post
    before i was taken...id often encounter the "so what do you do" line.....to which many times, completely wasted off of whiskey and cocaine, while out with friends id say "pro gambler honey"....the results were astonishing....chicks totally into it....friends talking about a week later "that was unbelieveable....fuckin whore was was believing every word you said".....doesnt hurt that im an attractive man either....but its fun to toy with them

    im thinking about dropping sbr lingo on my girl and amongst friends more often...

    my girl knows i post on sbr and several boxing forums...ive shown her a few of bobbys food reviews...she loves them "awwww..hes so cute"
    Well, with a good supply you could of told her you were a sanitation engineer and gotten an equivocal response.
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  8. 03-12-12 02:41 PM #8
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    Soon you'll realize that "facebook" isn't actually real life either! Just like SBR.


    Congrats on being 45 and having one!
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  9. 03-12-12 02:46 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Extra Innings View Post
    Well, with a good supply you could of told her you were a sanitation engineer and gotten an equivocal response.
    probably...but i dont share with the "help"
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  10. 03-12-12 02:48 PM #10
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    I've developed a bad habit of calling people outside of SBR, "pal" in a condescending way. Clearly I spend too much time here.
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  11. 03-12-12 02:49 PM #11
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    BVottom line is guys like Carper are outcasts in real life

    I heard nobody wanted to be around Carper at the bashes

    Women do like sports or race track bettors

    Casino/Stocks ok
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  12. 03-12-12 03:29 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    BVottom line is guys like Carper are outcasts in real life

    I heard nobody wanted to be around Carper at the bashes

    Women do like sports or race track bettors

    Casino/Stocks ok
    jj i am not an outcast! i am often allowed to be a part of social groups! yes people do tell me i am weird and they tell me i am deficient in social skills but they still let me hang around they do not cast me out
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  13. 03-12-12 03:53 PM #13
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    im starting to use the word buried way too much
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  14. 03-12-12 03:54 PM #14
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    The only gambling term that might go over well with a chick is telling her you're looking for action.
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  15. 03-12-12 03:58 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    The only gambling term that might go over well with a chick is telling her you're looking for action.
    or that youd like to see her hole card...and you can easily reload once youve blown your roll
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  16. 03-12-12 04:01 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobby heenan View Post
    or that youd like to see her hole card...and you can easily reload once youve blown your roll
    Reload once I've blown my roll

    Yes! We have a winner
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  17. 09-17-13 12:16 PM #17
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    Smoke created a new term "SBS" means "Small bettor syndrome"
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  18. 09-17-13 02:22 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    BVottom line is guys like Carper are outcasts in real life

    I heard nobody wanted to be around Carper at the bashes

    Women do like sports or race track bettors

    Casino/Stocks ok
    LOL

    I was at the bar with my friend and we were drunk talking to 2 girls. One girl was from Las Vegas and it was right around the time JJ had that never have a gay bookie thread. I kept telling her Vegas is a dangerous place and you should NEV ER EV ER use a gay bookie, they will try and make you go into the hot tub with them.

    The chick was laughing her ass off, yeah she thought I was insane but she thought I was good looking and entertaining. My friend said the normal shit to the girl and she was bored.
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  19. 09-17-13 02:28 PM #19
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    Chicks on facebook in real life, omg you cant make this shit up, ahahahahahhahahahahahhah
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  20. 09-17-13 05:20 PM #20
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    I like to lay some wood(simple enough)
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