I love using gambling/SBR lingo to chicks in real life
Chick I know who is into yoga and positivity and all that sh*t posts on facebook today:
"This is gonna be a great week – I can feel it!"
So i post back:
"I think so too, I already beat the line move on New Mexico St, and there are a ton of totals I'm going to be looking to pound the f**k out of if they come out where I think they will. I'll hook you up if you want to tail, let's hit 'em hard this week baby!"
Then she sends me an e-mail saying:
"Haha, can you decode that message into English? I dont' get it!!"
you should all only speak gambling/SBR lingo/slang to everyone in the world now, online, in real life, wherever, it is by far the coolest way to be