Chick I know who is into yoga and positivity and all that sh*t posts on facebook today:

"This is gonna be a great week – I can feel it!"

So i post back:

"I think so too, I already beat the line move on New Mexico St, and there are a ton of totals I'm going to be looking to pound the f**k out of if they come out where I think they will. I'll hook you up if you want to tail, let's hit 'em hard this week baby!"

Then she sends me an e-mail saying:

"Haha, can you decode that message into English? I dont' get it!!"

you should all only speak gambling/SBR lingo/slang to everyone in the world now, online, in real life, wherever, it is by far the coolest way to be