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    These chicks want to meat me tonight



















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    looks like im staying home

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    fukking hell

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    Man, they are huge.

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    I think I felt my rooster shrivel up a little looking at those pictures.

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    Beggars can't be choosers. Though i do forsee what they call in the business "matchup" problems. Get some flour, both of you roll around in it and then look for the wet spots. Bam! Problem solved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matches Malone View Post
    Beggars can't be choosers. Though i do forsee what they call in the business "matchup" problems. Get some flour, both of you roll around in it and then look for the wet spots. Bam! Problem solved.

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    Unreal

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    It's meet... Meat is the food.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Full Time Hobo View Post
    It's meet... Meat is the food.
    I think the misspell was supposed to coincide with the 'meaty' women offering themselves.

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    I wouldnt any of those whales to be meating within 5 miles of me.

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    hope your not cooking for them cause u will go broke,but im sure if u cook they will give u some dessert yum yum lol

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    She wants to go to the club with you and do some e.


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    I'm surprised she has something to smile about. She has to shower after she takes a shit because she can't reach to wipe.
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    Wtf? Are they all members of the local football team's O line??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch View Post


    I'm surprised she has something to smile about. She has to shower after she takes a shit because she can't reach to wipe.
    Rumor had it that Mangino had a shower in his office for that very reason.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch View Post


    I'm surprised she has something to smile about. She has to shower after she takes a shit because she can't reach to wipe.

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    that girl is arguably top 5 worst I have ever seen honestly I do feel bad a little

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    I don't feel bad at all for these fat fukks they couldn't fit in my car maybe not even the trunk fukk them

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    Warrior these girls aren't so bad, Iam into feet sort of kinky I guess , show me them with their shoes off, also dad if you see this thread order me up a few dozen pictures of womens feet. Ilike them all types little thick big toes fat toes ,love them when they are flat footed etc. thanks in advance.

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    Take one for the team warrior.

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    Slumpbusters. If you haven't been laid in a while then you need to suck it up and take care of biz with one of them.

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    So lemme get this straight, you're a perfect human being who knows all, you tried out for an arena football team with a bum hip and running a 4.6 40, but you were too good so they asked you to help coach, you have perfect nutrition (or at least know everything about nutrition) yet you weigh 350 lbs, and these are the girls you get? I feel sorry for you man!
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    Quote Originally Posted by All Day 8 View Post
    So lemme get this straight, you're a perfect human being who knows all, you tried out for an arena football team with a bum hip and running a 4.6 40, but you were too good so they asked you to help coach, you have perfect nutrition (or at least know everything about nutrition) yet you weigh 350 lbs, and these are the girls you get? I feel sorry for you man!
    He's 349 lbs of shit.

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    If I had to choose... I would seriously consider #3

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    This thread is hilarious!

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    I don't mind big women. I think they have sexy smiles and attributes about them that scrawny women don't have. However, I shouldn't take away from the joking. I do think it's funny when you said, "I guess I'm staying home."

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    If I had to choose... I would seriously consider #3
    seriously money??? id rather cut my rooster off

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    #1 has a decent rack, i would slobber it.
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    I like how the last chick has a picture posted from 3 years ago...

    In other words this was her good picture, chick probably weighs over 4 bills now...

    I say go for it, at least you will have someone to play tennis with and y'all can share each other's heart defibrillator!

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    You guys gonna slice some steaks off of each other and have a bbq?

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    The black one might not be that fat.
    I would vomit if that hair touched my face while she was riding me though.

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    350 lb ? fukk that

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