1. 02-19-12 06:02 PM #1
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    Strangest place you've ever jerked off...

    Let's hear your stories fellas. Sometimes you just can't wait to get to the privacy of your own home. When you gotta beat it then you gotta beat it.

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  2. 02-19-12 06:03 PM #2
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  3. 02-19-12 06:04 PM #3
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    ricker call me
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  4. 02-19-12 06:05 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by TR88 View Post
    ricker call me
    sup bruh
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  5. 02-19-12 06:05 PM #5
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    In my car... when I was 18 years old.... while delivering pizzas.
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  6. 02-19-12 06:07 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    In my car... when I was 18 years old.... while delivering pizzas.
    I was wondering what the **** that was on my pizza! Anchovies my ass!
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  7. 02-19-12 06:08 PM #7
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  8. 02-19-12 06:09 PM #8
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  9. 02-19-12 06:35 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by RickeM View Post
    I was wondering what the **** that was on my pizza! Anchovies my ass!
    Nah, I would jerk it after the pizzas were delivered. I always got the pizzas there on time. Sausage jerking took place after the delivery on the way back to restaurant.
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  10. 02-19-12 06:41 PM #10
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    in church
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  11. 02-19-12 06:42 PM #11
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    In the middle of the street at 4am
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  12. 02-19-12 06:51 PM #12
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    Kyrgyzstan....couple feet of snow while wrapped up in part of my sleeping bag....outside the tents about 2 am waiting on a flight that was delayed

    Hey it gets boring and hadn't released in 4 days prior
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  13. 02-19-12 07:09 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    in church
    Sick fukk!!!
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  14. 02-19-12 07:23 PM #14
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    In the walk in cooler at a restaurant I used to work at back in the day.
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  15. 02-19-12 07:45 PM #15
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    I don't want to say because I'm afraid RickeM will jerk off to my post.
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  16. 02-19-12 09:22 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by beefcake View Post
    In the walk in cooler at a restaurant I used to work at back in the day.
    Wow... Where'd u nut???
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  17. 02-19-12 09:50 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Wow... Where'd u nut???
    The tartar sauce or horseradish jug most likely
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  18. 02-19-12 09:51 PM #18
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    This cute little chubby chick used to brush her t i t t i e s up against me by "accident" in Jr. High, one day I had to go to the bathroom and jerk it.
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  19. 02-19-12 10:15 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by itchypickle View Post
    The tartar sauce or horseradish jug most likely
    Man thats crazy!!! Coulda been in the alfredo sauce at the olive garden too!
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  20. 02-19-12 10:16 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch View Post
    This cute little chubby chick used to brush her t i t t i e s up against me by "accident" in Jr. High, one day I had to go to the bathroom and jerk it.
    I've never jerked it at school. Thats pretty fukkin brave though.
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  21. 02-19-12 10:28 PM #21
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    Off my Balcony of a resort in the Bahamas.....Was smoking a blunt and a little drunk late at night and everyone else was asleep

    Just chillin there on a chair, blunt in the other hand

    Some people like to see how far they can spit off their balcony.....I had other ideas
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  22. 02-19-12 10:45 PM #22
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    In class

    Managed to rub one out during a video, nice and dark. In the back...
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  23. 02-19-12 11:19 PM #23
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    Ok I'll risk the possibility of exciting the OP and share mine.

    Doctor's office waiting room, hot chick sitting across from me with her legs crossed was rocking the top leg and it sure looked like she was pleasuring herself, the look on her face was the telltale sign to me. I know some women do this in public. It got me excited and I headed to the bathroom and rubbed one out, then went back to my seat.
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  24. 02-19-12 11:52 PM #24
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    I have released in every single hotel room I have stayed in. I have releases in the pillow covers, the ones that never get washed.
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  25. 02-20-12 12:14 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    I have released in every single hotel room I have stayed in. I have releases in the pillow covers, the ones that never get washed.
    Boss!
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  26. 02-20-12 02:06 PM #26
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  27. 02-20-12 02:32 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Man thats crazy!!! Coulda been in the alfredo sauce at the olive garden too!
    It was actually at Ruby Tuesdays.
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  28. 02-20-12 02:35 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
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    you gotta be kidding
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  29. 02-20-12 02:42 PM #29
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    Not sure if this counts or not but a girl jerked me off in the back of computers class during 7th grade.
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  30. 02-20-12 02:48 PM #30
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    Man you lucky bastard..
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  31. 02-20-12 09:23 PM #31
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    Work bathroom, mostly empty movie theater parking lot, school parking lot several times. One time in the school case, a girl walked by my side of the car and looked back while passing. It was dark and I had a coat over me so I'd have thought it'd be hard for her to tell, but...
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  32. 02-21-12 12:39 AM #32
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    On guard duty in the USMC.
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  33. 02-21-12 12:48 AM #33
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    at the unemployment office on the welfare lady. she was a Obama voter.

    didn't go over well.
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  34. 02-21-12 01:04 AM #34
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    I also jerked off in each coffee pot before I made coffee at my first job, I always laughed when I sold someone my coffee, I knew they were drinking my release.
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  35. 02-21-12 01:56 AM #35
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