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    big0mar
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    Which religion should I adopt???

    ???????????????????

    Considering Judaism

    They focus on human to human relationships

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    fukk religion.

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    Tebowism
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    Try enjoying freedom from religion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cant call it View Post
    Try enjoying freedom from religion.
    Couldnt do that. The fear of the unknown is too overwhelming for their tiny little perceptor receptors

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    Religion is for the weak minded. Atheism is the way to go.
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    Religion is a crutch to get through life. Do you need a crutch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RonPaul2008 View Post
    Religion is for the weak minded. Atheism is the way to go.
    Atheism is a religious label.

    If you say you are an atheist, you are acknowledging God by denying that there is a God.

    When people ask me about my religious beliefs, I say "nothing".

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    Christianity , I will pray for you

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    catholic

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    If you are a USA citizen then let the Treaty of Paris 1783 be your guide...

    It begins with: "In the name of the most holy and undivided Trinity."

    And ends with: "Done at Paris, this third day of September in the year of our Lord, one thousand seven hundred and eighty-three."

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    don't do it.. Pork is delicious

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    Just convert to Judaism.

    Once you convert, God deposits $100,000 into your bank account and gives you ownership of a large business.

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    Why not give Wicca a try? You could start your own coven full of goth girls who worship you

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    Quote Originally Posted by nosniboR11 View Post
    Christianity , I will pray for you

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    Be a Rastafarian. Gotta smoke weed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    If you are a USA citizen then let the Treaty of Paris 1783 be your guide...

    It begins with: "In the name of the most holy and undivided Trinity."

    And ends with: "Done at Paris, this third day of September in the year of our Lord, one thousand seven hundred and eighty-three."
    Or try the treaty of Tripoli (1797) on for size.

    As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion,—as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquility, of Mussulmen,—and as the said States never entered into any war or act of hostility against any Mahometan nation, it is declared by the parties that no pretext arising from religious opinions shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries.

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    Church of What's Happening Now


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    None, complete waste of time.

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    scientology..look what it did for tom cruise and john travolta

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    Try them all. Which ever one gives you a chill up your back, take that one.

    Just remember, there are/were only two entities who died for you. The American soldier and
    Jesus Christ. Christianity is the only religion I know of that has confirmed miracles. Who ever
    believes in Christ shall have ever lasting life.

    Personally, I believe in a higher power, but ultimately, we have a life plan of things we want
    to learn and accomplish in this lifetime. Yes, we do come back again and again, to learn.

    Proof is when people come back early and remember their past lives, like that little boy
    who vividly remembered he was a WW2 pilot. Kids who take up the piano at 3 or can
    sing with perfect pitch or are mathematicians at a young age. Those are reincarnations.

    Proof is when people die and come back to tell of what they saw on the other side.
    99% of what people say is the same, bright lights and an over whelming feeling of love.

    Proof comes from mediums like John Edwards who can communicate with dead loved ones.

    You are not alone, you have spirit guides with you. I'm sure everyone has a story to tell
    about how they survived to live another day and can't explain why.

    We have free will. We can choose to not believe in anything but ourselves and can change
    our life plan as we go. Atheists, Jews, Christians or Islamist will still go to their heaven or hell
    if they so choose. It's all up to you.

    Really only one law to live by. Treat people how you would want to be treated. Everything will fall in line.

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    Catholic

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    Lutheran...Lutheranism is really the only way to live your life the right way..

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    @ icancount2one

    Stupid is as stupid does

    icancount2one 'thinks' guide (which is what I said) = founded

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    the only one is the charles darwin theory of evolution. yes, we evolved from the apes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unusialsusp5 View Post

    the only one is the charles darwin theory of evolution. yes, we evolved from the apes.

    Honestly , that is illogical

    Besides the old linear progression chart is obsolete - DNA doesnt match

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post


    Honestly , that is illogical

    that old linear progression chart is obsolete - DNA doesnt match
    Yeah, human beings have been around for 6,000 years. Says so in the bible. Jesus and his boys were ridin around on dinosaurs all the time. That parts not in the bible due to lazy writing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrStale View Post
    Yeah, human beings have been around for 6,000 years. Says so in the bible. Jesus and his boys were ridin around on dinosaurs all the time. That parts not in the bible due to lazy writing.
    ....... prepare for a retort that the fossil record in incomplete and thus completely compatible with intelligent design.

    In response to the OP, religion is a matter of faith. Whatever floats your own personal boat as long as you don't try to shove it down the throat of others.

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    If you understood what being a Lutheran means to Jesus Christ everyone would become a Lutheran... It's really the only way... Only he will judge you and only he will understand you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrStale View Post

    Yeah, human beings have been around for 6,000 years. Says so in the bible.



    and that has what to do with the fact i stated?

    Oh I know... If Facts do not fit your agenda you obfuscate

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    ^

    Gamblers mind set = If I don't see it, I don't believe it.

    90% of SBR has no faith. You know how it works out when 90% of SBR is on one side. It means that said is wrong 100% of the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goat Milk View Post
    ^

    Gamblers mind set = If I don't see it, I don't believe it.

    90% of SBR has no faith. You know how it works out when 90% of SBR is on one side. It means that said is wrong 100% of the time.

    You got it backwards. Religion is the ultimate public play. It's well documented that lack of intelligence is proportional to level of religious belief.

    For hundreds of years, all the sharpest minds in the world have been atheist*.
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