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    Anyone here watch Hardcore Pawn?

    As if Detroit needed anything else to make it look like the gutter of the world

    Detroit must be fighting with Cleveland to be a future nuclear testing site and put this show on for the knockout blow

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    I love this show. It puts Pawn Stars to shame. This is what reality TV is all about. It's a great show.. Have you seen the constant lines for people paying their loans etc etc.. People are pawning shit for $10.00 in this shop.. Ghetto shit!!

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    oh so well said , les gold is pure gold

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    The perfect symbol of that HELLHOLE !


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    no, prefer pawn stars.

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    I'm watching it right now. A bunch of Detroit low lives and a couple heebs swindeling them. Very entertaining.

    Here's my take
    Les is a stereotypical sleezeball
    I like his son
    His daughter is a stereotypical Israel girl
    and you of course have the stereotypcial Detroit folks
    I like the guy with the mohawk too.

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    Random porch monkey (removes ski mask and enters store): I got this autographed Babe Ruth card its worth around 100k

    Seth: I can give ya 50

    RPM: Can ya do a 100

    Seth: Sorry not interested

    RPM: Okay 50 bucks, thanks man

    ....later on

    Les: Did you pay 50 bucks for that fuckin signed Babe Ruth card

    Seth: Yea

    Les: Holy shit Seth I wouldnt have given more than 25 bucks for that are you out of your mind where are you gonna find a buyer for that

    Seth: I just sold it in an auction for a 100k

    Les: Whew well fuckin hell thank god, I thought wed never get rid of that shit, purchases like that can sink the store Seth

    Hardcore Pawn...proving once and for all Jews arent cheap they are just really really really really really careful with money
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    I hate that daughter Ashley. She's suuuuuuuuch a bitch. Did you see her ruin that deal? 99% of the time those idiot customers are wrong, but that PMS daugther just has to get involved in the deal to inject her bitchness.

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    It's hilarious, somebody walks in. I have this authentic, signed, expensive, collectible Widget.

    Les: How much are you looking for it?
    Customer: It's worth about 750 but (insert sob story) so I'll sell it to you for $500
    Les: I'll offer you 50 bucks?
    Customer: Huh? (shocked), you went from $500 to $50?
    Les: OK, I'll offer you $75?
    Customer: (just wanted to sell, but didn't expect something that low). How about 150?
    Les: $75 take it or leave it?
    Customer: Hmmmmmm, what about $100 ?
    Les: That's too high but ok, I like you, deal.

    They lowball the f uck out of people

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    the idiot gave money to a thug that SAID he worked there

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    Define hardcore porn??

    Anal??

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    its on trutv which means it's 100% staged, just like operation repo.

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    I love when the security has to carry people out of the store. This is some of the best TV there is!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkivChef View Post
    the idiot gave money to a thug that SAID he worked there
    That guy couldn't have been that dumb, right? I'll bet he just had one of his homeboys do that to scam Les. How could you be that stupid? Les "We'll have to catch the guy that did that". LMAO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    I love when the security has to carry people out of the store. This is some of the best TV there is!
    Angry low life brothers, and angry low life sistas.

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    bettillimbroke - that is some funny sh*t...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Define hardcore porn??

    Anal??
    Hell no, seriously? Not standard porn, "hardcore." Jesus Christ, coach. You of all people...

    Wait.....I just got trolled, eh? Nice one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by C-Gold View Post
    Angry low life brothers, and angry low life sistas.
    A classic episode is when the lady said she needed money for her kids Birthday and when the kid was asked when his B day was it wasn't for months..... It was only for like $30.00 or so...

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    How about the guy who wanted to sell something and they said no, and then the guy tried to pawn his prostedic leg. This guy was literally on his last leg no pun intended. The Jewish daughter is pretty heartless but she felt bad, but what did Les say when the man offered his prostedic leg? I'll give you 50 bucks for it?

    The stories people make up are hilarious. Everybody has a story. The funniest shit is these ghetto people bring in the most worthless items to pawn.... I have a Blender, how much will you give me for it?... 5 bucks?

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    I love that show. I can't believe the amount of trash that comes through that place though.

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    people come in asking 4x what their shit is worth and then leave happy when they get 50% of what its actually worth.

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    pawn stars = history, historical fact, with a little bit of reality in there

    hardcore pawn = reality tv nothing more.

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    I always wonder if black people watch shows like this and think, "Damn, we are such trash". I doubt it

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    downloaded a few episodes last week, might watch them later tonight.

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    no hardcord porn only here

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    I like the episode where the old lady pulls the gold teeth out of here mouth in the store and tries to pawn them

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    hah, at first i thought the title of this thread was "Anyone here watch hardcore PORN?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr. leisure View Post
    I like the episode where the old lady pulls the gold teeth out of here mouth in the store and tries to pawn them
    This was one of the best ones! You can't make some of the stuff up on this show.

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    Have ya ever wondered how Jewish negotiators deal when the Palestinians take a hostage?

    We want 1 million dollars to release the hostage

    I can give ya 10

    Can ya do a 100

    Sorry not interested

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    Never seen the show but, based on personal experience, pawn shop employees are as scummy as the clientele.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrunkHorseplayer View Post
    Never seen the show but, based on personal experience, pawn shop employees are as scummy as the clientele.
    In this business you are dealing with the "cream" of society. I couldn't imagine dealing with people trying to pawn junk and needing $10.00.. No thanks, even though I am sure certain ones do very well.

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