Random porch monkey (removes ski mask and enters store): I got this autographed Babe Ruth card its worth around 100k

Seth: I can give ya 50

RPM: Can ya do a 100

Seth: Sorry not interested

RPM: Okay 50 bucks, thanks man

....later on

Les: Did you pay 50 bucks for that fuckin signed Babe Ruth card

Seth: Yea

Les: Holy shit Seth I wouldnt have given more than 25 bucks for that are you out of your mind where are you gonna find a buyer for that

Seth: I just sold it in an auction for a 100k

Les: Whew well fuckin hell thank god, I thought wed never get rid of that shit, purchases like that can sink the store Seth

Hardcore Pawn...proving once and for all Jews arent cheap they are just really really really really really careful with money