1. 03-27-11 03:09 PM #36
    Fischnasty
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    i think there may be blood in my stool.
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  2. 03-27-11 03:10 PM #37
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    nice and smooth, was not very messy
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  3. 03-27-11 06:37 PM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    nice and smooth, was not very messy
    i like those kind of shits.
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  4. 03-27-11 06:42 PM #39
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    how about balaclavas. aren't they great for smelling your own farts.
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  5. 03-27-11 08:52 PM #40
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    i pooped twice today
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  6. 04-18-11 12:49 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    ive been having blood in my shits for the last 2 days.

    Im scared hopefully i dont have hemorrhoids or anal fissure
    unreal fkn unreal.......disgusting and pathetic if you ask me
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  7. 04-18-11 03:47 PM #42
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    3rd time is a charm
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  8. 04-18-11 04:38 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by Winnipeg Jets View Post
    how about balaclavas. aren't they great for smelling your own farts.
    No, I don´t think they are. Why would they be?

    The greatest ones are those who get stuck under your sheets and you forget about, then get brutally reminded of when you lift the sheets half an hour later
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  9. 04-18-11 04:40 PM #44
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    out my ass same way I always poop
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  10. 04-18-11 04:43 PM #45
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    A lil strain might of got my first hemroid not cool
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  11. 04-18-11 05:26 PM #46
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    haven't had a bean shift et today but I feel one a brewing.
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  12. 04-18-11 05:59 PM #47
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    I am having some issues today.
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  13. 04-18-11 06:00 PM #48
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    Everything went well. Came out with perfect ice cream swirls.
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  14. 04-19-11 09:06 AM #49
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    if todays farts are anything to go by my first shits gonna be a bad one lol
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  15. 04-19-11 09:18 AM #50
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    I was just thinking of starting a thread to keep track of my daily bowel movements. Glad to see I am not the only one using SBR to its full potential. Anyways since you started one already..

    april 19 aprox 10am : two divots soft light brown, had to jump in the shower after.
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  16. 04-19-11 10:13 AM #51
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    Coffee makes it slid out, nice and smooth.
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  17. 04-19-11 10:23 AM #52
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    Deuce on the way
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  18. 05-11-11 07:00 PM #53
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    i haven't pooped yet today
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  19. 05-11-11 09:07 PM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoV View Post
    lmao wtf is htis doing int he sallon? ******* mods
    No sh*t one guy asking about poop some other dude liking dicks. Full moon?
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  20. 05-11-11 09:14 PM #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by stikymess View Post
    No sh*t one guy asking about poop some other dude liking dicks. Full moon?
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  21. 05-11-11 11:13 PM #56
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    i made 1 banana turd and 2 munchkins
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  22. 05-11-11 11:14 PM #57
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    no poop yet
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  23. 05-11-11 11:14 PM #58
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    Try drinking "Ocean Water" from Sonic.. your poop will come out BLUE/GREEN!!! Seriously it would!
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  24. 05-12-11 12:06 AM #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elevated View Post
    Try drinking "Ocean Water" from Sonic.. your poop will come out BLUE/GREEN!!! Seriously it would!
    LOL, I guess I gotta try that out.

    And my thread is resurrected!
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  25. 05-12-11 12:12 AM #60
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    big long griese turd
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  26. 05-12-11 12:53 AM #61
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    ate some of these drank some of this and went all day long
    Last edited by freeagent; 05-12-11 at 12:56 AM.
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  27. 05-12-11 01:23 AM #62
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    soft and smooth like ice cream
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  28. 05-12-11 02:06 AM #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by freeagent View Post
    ate some of these drank some of this and went all day long
    Funniest post I've read in a while. Need to remember these smilies now.
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  29. 05-12-11 02:46 AM #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoV View Post

    Funniest post I've read in a while. Need to remember these smilies now.
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  30. 05-12-11 02:50 AM #65
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    I pooped a big one when the white sox scored 2 in the 9th to tie it.......
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  31. 05-12-11 03:11 AM #66
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    Sitting down, thank you for asking.
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  32. 05-12-11 05:14 AM #67
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    stay away from painkillers , or you won't be doing that for a while, i think opium users is where the term shiiitting bricks came from
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  33. 05-12-11 06:01 AM #68
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    coffee than nasty portapotty with a bunch of dick drawings inside... can't wait!
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  34. 06-21-11 09:41 PM #69
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    its 10:40pm and i have not pooped today
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  35. 06-21-11 09:46 PM #70
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    pooped to start the day the went to work and pooped a load while gettin paid
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