1. 03-27-11 02:19 AM #1
    SoV
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    How'd you poop today?

    There was corn in mine. Wtf
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  2. 03-27-11 02:23 AM #2
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  3. 03-27-11 02:24 AM #3
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    this is why you should not be mod!
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  4. 03-27-11 02:25 AM #4
    SoV
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    Quote Originally Posted by warriorfan707 View Post
    fukkin moron
    the iroooooooooonyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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  5. 03-27-11 02:25 AM #5
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    beter than this pike of shite tharead http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...ay-3-26-a.html

    lmao
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  6. 03-27-11 02:25 AM #6
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    fukkin moron
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  7. 03-27-11 02:26 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by warriorfan707 View Post
    fukkin moron
    the iroooooooooonyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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  8. 03-27-11 02:27 AM #8
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    diarrhea flow
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  9. 03-27-11 02:29 AM #9
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  10. 03-27-11 02:44 AM #10
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    ive been having blood in my shits for the last 2 days.

    im scared hopefully i dont have hemorrhoids or anal fissure
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  11. 03-27-11 03:02 AM #11
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    lmao wtf is htis doing int he sallon? ******* mods
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  12. 03-27-11 05:00 AM #12
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    I went in the casino and its all over me
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  13. 03-27-11 05:01 AM #13
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    Mine could have gone through the eye of a needle..... I was pissing out my ass.
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  14. 03-27-11 05:06 AM #14
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    txs for the fantastic contribution to sbr
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  15. 03-27-11 05:12 AM #15
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    i love shi* talking, the real kind not the gossip kind. well i eat alot of fruits so it was very smooth. and a raw avocodo usally helps unplug the pipes. bless u all and happy shi*ing every body
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  16. 03-27-11 05:17 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by superwerewolf6 View Post
    i love shi* talking, the real kind not the gossip kind. well i eat alot of fruits so it was very smooth. and a raw avocodo usally helps unplug the pipes. bless u all and happy shi*ing every body
    okra helps as well, really smooth
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  17. 03-27-11 05:58 AM #17
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    okra , good one, very nice , well played onetrickpony, well played.(clap,clap)
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  18. 03-27-11 08:25 AM #18
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    my digestive problems are the stuff of legends.
    i think i have watched almost as many late night games from the toilet as i have from the couch/chair/bed combined
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  19. 03-27-11 08:28 AM #19
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    Mine has had this burnt red color to it the past few days.
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  20. 03-27-11 08:31 AM #20
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    Mine was a thing of beauty, perfect 5 inch horseshoe shaped, tan/brown hue, slid right out without effort, and the best part, when I wiped, the toilet paper stayed virgin milky white.
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  21. 03-27-11 08:32 AM #21
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    hard. very hard.
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  22. 03-27-11 09:28 AM #22
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    do you get corn in your chipotle burritos? prolly why you see it, corn usually maintains its shape, texture, color in your turds.

    personally mine today was small and light brown, only had one meal yesterday so there wasn't much to shit out. pretty smell though, could be cuz of the barbeque chicken i ate.
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  23. 03-27-11 11:14 AM #23
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    mine was black and nasty looking...soft too
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  24. 03-27-11 11:22 AM #24
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    A lot of you guys need to get your shit together
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  25. 03-27-11 11:25 AM #25
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    mine was a massive pile the oozed out, sunk to the bottom of the toilet and all stuck together. Quite nasty
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  26. 03-27-11 11:30 AM #26
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    Very satisfying. Thank you for asking
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  27. 03-27-11 11:44 AM #27
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    word
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  28. 03-27-11 12:25 PM #28
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    I have to take a shit so bad. But Can't go yet cuz at work. The alcohol from last night doesn't help
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  29. 03-27-11 01:14 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadtrip635 View Post
    Very satisfying. Thank you for asking
    Solid effort?
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  30. 03-27-11 02:18 PM #30
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    Four times today so far, due to a drunken 3AM meal of White Castle fish and onion chips...
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  31. 03-27-11 02:23 PM #31
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    Amazing, smoked weed last night for the first time in months and the lady got takeout from a really good BBQ place. Their platter for two comes with Ribs, Chicken Breast, Beef Brisket, Sausage and Pulled Pork and two sides, got mac and cheese and garlic mashed. Just pigged out. After my third cup of black coffee this morning, I took the shit of my life.
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  32. 03-27-11 02:31 PM #32
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    Have any of you ever had to wipe your ass with a sock?
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  33. 03-27-11 02:33 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by robmpink View Post
    Have any of you ever had to wipe your ass with a sock?
    Why wipe with a sock when you can wipe with your hand.
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  34. 03-27-11 02:48 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Solid effort?

    Oh yeah, the type that when you're done, you feel 10 lbs lighter and puts a little spring back in your step.

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  35. 03-27-11 03:07 PM #35
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    good

    I love when it comes out clean and u only gotta wipe once
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