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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    accept the bet pussy, and i'll post more points than u have within three hours of learning of your accpetance.....

    now u try and change the bet because of your min cash total youre so proud of......

    f u

    accept one of my three proposals or puss out..... the choice is yours
    I offered you two easy bets to choose from, total pts or total cashes. Total pts is a higher measure of skill than total wins.

    Now go solicit your 34k loan & post up pussy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Guy sits there and criticizes other people's play, then wins a coin flip for someone's whole stack and "needles them" but flips out if someone tries to buy in for an amount he doesn't like. I go in there trying to have a good time and joke around with everyone and he has to act like everyone in there is subject to his approval. I seriously doubt he plays much live because he would have too many broken bones to click a mouse


    "That was a terrible shove", "What a terrible call"...who does that?
    just when you think this smacked ass couldn't post anything more asinine ..........here you go......had the pleasure of not only playing live with Big O but also picked his brain about poker during out 4 hour round of golf in Punta and the guy is easily one of the top 3 players on this site......you on the other hand keep posting threads about your porn name during march madness.....fukin clown

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    Big O is a crusher on the tables and a good guy

    Wouldn't want to have to play him for real money or have to fight him

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    just when you think this smacked ass couldn't post anything more asinine ..........here you go......had the pleasure of not only playing live with Big O but also picked his brain about poker during out 4 hour round of golf in Punta and the guy is easily one of the top 3 players on this site......you on the other hand keep posting threads about your porn name during march madness.....fukin clown
    I see his bridge girlfriend has come to his defense. There's a little poker clique in this place that thinks it's members can do no wrong. It's kind of sad and pathetic. Why would you defend someone who constantly criticizes the play of others at a penny poker table? It isn't just me he criticizes either.

    And top 3 huh? Must have missed his name on the leaderboard for either USA team
    Last edited by dlowilly; 03-21-17 at 02:54 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    I see his bridge girlfriend has come to his defense. There's a little poker clique in this place that thinks it's members can do no wrong. It's kind of sad and pathetic. Why would you defend someone who constantly criticizes the play of others at a penny poker table? It isn't just me he criticizes either.

    And top 3 huh? Must have missed his name on the leaderboard for either USA team
    so you contribute people's poker skills here based upon the leaderboard from this poker site?

    Didn't think a grown ass man with no credit crds could be anymore pathetic. I was wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    so you contribute people's poker skills here based upon the leaderboard from this poker site?

    Didn't think a grown ass man with no credit crds could be anymore pathetic. I was wrong.
    I believe it was you who bragged that he was in the top 3 poker players here. There are 24 spots for USA players on the leaderboard, and he's nowhere on it. Try to rationalize that however you want. Results tell who the best are, not time spent at the cash games and how many times you can tell other players they played it wrong.

    Didn't think a grown ass man could figure out how to misuse "contribute" in a sentence. I stand corrected. So now that you can't make fun of me for not having $100 to go pro you have to move on to credit history? You're a real scumbag aren't you?

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    Ummm Dipshit I play less daily events than any of the regulars here. I have no interest in them. I had 3 stretches last year of 6-8 weeks where I didn't play in a single one.

    If you are looking at those lists and think they determine who the better players are here, you are even dumber than we thought you were. Oh and it's possible that I have more hours playing live in my lifetime than you have spent awake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigOrange View Post
    Ummm Dipshit I play less daily events than any of the regulars here. I have no interest in them. I had 3 stretches last year of 6-8 weeks where I didn't play in a single one.

    If you are looking at those lists and think they determine who the better players are here, you are even dumber than we thought you were. Oh and it's possible that I have more hours playing live in my lifetime than you have spent awake.
    Oh hey congrats BigSmug on playing a lot. The old "I don't have interest in it" excuse? Chicken or the egg, you don't play because you aren't interested or you aren't interested because your results haven't matched your ego?

    How else are you going to decide who the better players are than looking at the tourney standings? How about store purchases? You've been here for several years and have 0. If we want to decide based on who acts like they are the best player, you win by a landslide. I mean, you spend hours playing or waiting on raked cash games but don't enter several per day free tourneys with free prizes? How good of a player can you be if you screw that one up?

    Why don't you just concede telling other players what they should buy in for and commenting on "bad play" of others is shi*ty etiquette and we can all enjoy some free poker

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    Bought in full against Orange and lost everything twice last night.

    Bought in short and made half of it back.

    Do the math willy

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    You can filter points by poker. You will see that I am up about $60k in the cash games since May 2015. I've lost them back on sports. I don't need gift cards to eat and I have about every new electronic device out there so I haven't had a need to make store purchases. I also give away a lot of points and I've renewed 3 years in a row with them.

    The tourneys aren't interesting to me with the current structure of participation points and idiots stalling trying to get theirs. I am usually only playing in a daily if I am playing at a cash table or two at the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    I believe it was you who bragged that he was in the top 3 poker players here. There are 24 spots for USA players on the leaderboard, and he's nowhere on it. Try to rationalize that however you want. Results tell who the best are, not time spent at the cash games and how many times you can tell other players they played it wrong.

    Didn't think a grown ass man could figure out how to misuse "contribute" in a sentence. I stand corrected. So now that you can't make fun of me for not having $100 to go pro you have to move on to credit history? You're a real scumbag aren't you?
    hey jerkoff.....if you truly believe anymore than 10 people on this site can actually play poker, you're more of an asshole than I thought you were....and yes...a man's credit history tells a lot about the person....responsibility, doing the right thing, paying bills on time, etc etc....since you're a deadbeat that obviously doesn't pay his bills on time and has a credit score in the low 400's, I don't need to know anything else about you

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigOrange View Post
    You can filter points by poker. You will see that I am up about $60k in the cash games since May 2015. I've lost them back on sports. I don't need gift cards to eat and I have about every new electronic device out there so I haven't had a need to make store purchases. I also give away a lot of points and I've renewed 3 years in a row with them.

    The tourneys aren't interesting to me with the current structure of participation points and idiots stalling trying to get theirs. I am usually only playing in a daily if I am playing at a cash table or two at the time.
    There's a saying in poker when you're reading someone which I'm sure you of all people are familiar with. "Does the story make sense?" You spend hours pretty much every day waiting for or playing in the cash games, but you can't bring yourself to play in free tourneys where people might stall? Let's say you're accurate and have won 60k points in the cash games over almost 2 years. That's 500-600 points a week of which you have never cashed out for anything, but you continue to go pro. Your bud USCPhilly would have a field day with something that ridiculous if he wasn't so far up ur ass.
    By the way, I seriously doubt anyone "needs" to make store purchases. Just makes sense to get a little something for your time.

    Just be honest. You don't criticize at live tables like you do online unless you're playing bridge with a bunch of grannies. Forget what dudes on here with a man crush for you say about not wanting to fight you, you don't pull that "What a terrible play" sh*t face to face with other guys, especially when you aren't even in the hand. I've been a dick on here at times, now how about you admit you're behavior has been pretty awful too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    hey jerkoff.....if you truly believe anymore than 10 people on this site can actually play poker, you're more of an asshole than I thought you were....and yes...a man's credit history tells a lot about the person....responsibility, doing the right thing, paying bills on time, etc etc....since you're a deadbeat that obviously doesn't pay his bills on time and has a credit score in the low 400's, I don't need to know anything else about you
    I make mistakes with cards so I deal in cash and bank draft for bills. I have a problem, I've recognized it, and I've done something to solve it. What are you going to do about being a peckerhead?

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    Dlow...tell ya what....show up at a bash and play live and talk shit like you do here or better yet, a bunch of us are meeting in vegas in July....we will save you a seat at the tables.....until then....work on that credit and pay your bills you friggin deadbeat

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    I make mistakes with cards so I deal in cash and bank draft for bills. I have a problem, I've recognized it, and I've done something to solve it. What are you going to do about being a peckerhead?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    There's a saying in poker when you're reading someone which I'm sure you of all people are familiar with. "Does the story make sense?" You spend hours pretty much every day waiting for or playing in the cash games, but you can't bring yourself to play in free tourneys where people might stall? Let's say you're accurate and have won 60k points in the cash games over almost 2 years. That's 500-600 points a week of which you have never cashed out for anything, but you continue to go pro. Your bud USCPhilly would have a field day with something that ridiculous if he wasn't so far up ur ass.
    By the way, I seriously doubt anyone "needs" to make store purchases. Just makes sense to get a little something for your time.

    Just be honest. You don't criticize at live tables like you do online unless you're playing bridge with a bunch of grannies. Forget what dudes on here with a man crush for you say about not wanting to fight you, you don't pull that "What a terrible play" sh*t face to face with other guys, especially when you aren't even in the hand. I've been a dick on here at times, now how about you admit you're behavior has been pretty awful too.
    There are probably 100 guys here that never miss a daily and I don't see anything wrong with that. Some to try to earn their way into the various series, some to try to get enough min cashes to get some free pizza, some to pass the time, some use it as practice for when they play real poker. It's just not for me. I would rather play an hour and beat 1-3 people to have an opportunity to win 1k+ in points that don't have to be rolled over vs playing against a field of 40 to win a max of 600 that have to be rolled over. Once golf season hits hard here in April, my poker play will drop by 80% for several months.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigOrange View Post
    There are probably 100 guys here that never miss a daily and I don't see anything wrong with that. Some to try to earn their way into the various series, some to try to get enough min cashes to get some free pizza, some to pass the time, some use it as practice for when they play real poker. It's just not for me. I would rather play an hour and beat 1-3 people to have an opportunity to win 1k+ in points that don't have to be rolled over vs playing against a field of 40 to win a max of 600 that have to be rolled over. Once golf season hits hard here in April, my poker play will drop by 80% for several months.
    Stop it. You're already in here waiting for a game all the time, and rollover is no problem since you're playing cash anyway. You're bluff just got destroyed.

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    Hopefully your "credit Problems" don't follow you here at SBR and you pay Yis back the 1000 you borrowed from him

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Stop it. You're already in here waiting for a game all the time, and rollover is no problem since you're playing cash anyway. You're bluff just got destroyed.
    If your IQ is over 60, I would be amazed. You are buried so deep that the world's biggest backhoe couldn't dig you out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Dlow...tell ya what....show up at a bash and play live and talk shit like you do here or better yet, a bunch of us are meeting in vegas in July....we will save you a seat at the tables.....until then....work on that credit and pay your bills you friggin deadbeat
    Talk shit like I do here? You have been on my ass from the beginning because you are a peckerhead. Some brokedik fuks like you whining when I was on the leaderboard for the last tourney but wasn't a pro are now making fun of my play, you can't make this up.

    Yeah I tilt but I'll apologize for it and I'm not obnoxious like you and orange, and I do pay my bills idiot. What will you do about your problem of being such a peckerhead? LOL @ tough guy who wants me to meet him surrounded by his buddies

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigOrange View Post
    If your IQ is over 60, I would be amazed. You are buried so deep that the world's biggest backhoe couldn't dig you out!
    My IQ is high enough to recognize you just tried to deflect with insults because you were buried by my post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Hopefully your "credit Problems" don't follow you here at SBR and you pay Yis back the 1000 you borrowed from him
    Funny you say that since I just made another payment to him 15 minutes before you posted that you peckerheaded troll

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Funny you say that since I just made another payment to him 15 minutes before you posted that you peckerheaded troll
    pecker head......Christ you're pathetic

    Sign up for the next bash......oh wait....you need a credit card at check in

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    Quote Originally Posted by uscphillyguy View Post
    pecker head......christ you're pathetic

    sign up for the next bash......oh wait....you need a credit card at check in

    lololololol

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    Willy take a deep breath pal, you called it penny poker yourself, keep things in perspective guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post

    Sign up for the next bash......oh wait....you need a credit card at check in
    What kind of roach farms have you been staying at that don't take cash deposits?

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    I still await the first actual bash brawl. I really thought this past one was the year for the fireworks but poor ole Bobbos money troubles prevented him and Donk from meeting.

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    TRUST ME.... that little pussy would have had his hat in his hand at all times near me, as he'd immediately want no part of me.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    TRUST ME.... that little pussy would have had his hat in his hand at all times near me
    Impossible, I don't bring "hats" to Bash.

    as he'd immediately want no part of me.......
    I invited you to 2015 Bash, apparently you didn't want any part of Waves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    I still await the first actual bash brawl. I really thought this past one was the year for the fireworks but poor ole Bobbos money troubles prevented him and Donk from meeting.
    So we have couple of UFC style inside the octagon matches for the next bash
    I propose 2 rounds of 3 minutes. The card is

    Auto Donk vs bobbywaves
    USCphillyguy vs dlowilly

    there can be more bouts of course

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    i already lobbied for these, Enkbat....

    waves dodged me like the pussy he is.....

    i even offered to let him bring his tranny hooker into the ring, and seeweed, the three of them against me, and weeder and waves quickly changed their plans and avoided coming to the Bash

    pussies and broke dik fuks, all in one.....

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    I'll fight someone, fighting is fun

    Donker, you choose my opponent

    I'm thinking Boston or Pitt

    I would fight both

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    I want the winner of the Booby v Donker grudge match.

    Would love to punch either one in the head.

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    I'm at Cherry Hill Land Rover getting my car detailed and guy in here at the counter saying he doesn't have a credit card for a loaner......think it was Dlow

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    I'm at Cherry Hill Land Rover getting my car detailed and guy in here at the counter saying he doesn't have a credit card for a loaner......think it was Dlow
    The chances of you being anywhere during pre afternoon nap time cartoons is pretty remote

    Cool story though

    Bro

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