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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    Must say, it felt good sending this Donkey to the rail today:
    I'm sure it did feel good, WW. On the flip side, taking you out does nothing for me, as you generally fold until you're blinded out and thus have minimal chips and generally you get it all in preflop because u have to, with no skill or strategy involved in the hand...... Nice run of cards you had tonight.... AA, KK, etc..... also, nice to see you folding 47 strt hands after you doubled up with AA..... I figure SBR pegged you to win to keep interest in the message board, as our war of words and your drama with LSRJ are the only interesting things on it as of late.... it wouldn't be a story if I kept speeding past you as I was, generally leaving you in the dust.......

    Nice win. Makes things interesting. Gl from here on out......

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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    And yet your still ducking him as well as me with an excuse of nothing more then its not the right month.
    You're sadly misguided. Everyone (including you & Donkey) had ample opportunity to join last January. But you failed to do so for obvious reasons, as you would both be losing. Fact of the matter, you both ducked me & Tripe last January.

    Then I gave you another chance, by joining challenge late. But you bailed for a second time, just because a harmless poker player like Tripe was involved. Excuses don't get any more pathetic than that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    your drama with LSRJ are the only interesting things on it as of late
    LSRJ? Little Shit Ron Jeremy????

    What were you doing at this Pearl Jam concert? I saw you at the 2:05-2:10 mark.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    LSRJ? Little Shit Ron Jeremy????

    What were you doing at this Pearl Jam concert? I saw you at the 2:05-2:10 mark.
    Go a bit easier on him here donk; he hasn't been able to figure out what 3 letter abbreviations like "ROI" mean, he's not ready for 4-letter ones

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    typical ww, clueless.... anyone who knows anything about Ron Jeremy knows that the word "little" is never used to describe him.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Triple_D_Bet View Post
    Go a bit easier on him here donk; he hasn't been able to figure out what 3 letter abbreviations like "ROI" mean, he's not ready for 4-letter ones

    Apparently you don't know what a 2,900 deficit means. I'll help you out, it means you'll be losing 29k.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    typical ww, clueless.... anyone who knows anything about Ron Jeremy knows that the word "little" is never used to describe him.......
    Really? This little Hedgehog is 5'6". Only your kind would be concerned with his schlong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    Really? This little Hedgehog is 5'6". Only your kind would be concerned with his schlong.
    Like Butthead told Beavis, who had accused him of looking at lsrj's schlong while watching porn, "I wasn't looking at it, I was looking around it"

    and if you got a problem with LSRJ/aka the Hedgehog, you've got a problem with yourself........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    and if you got a problem with LSRJ/aka the Hedgehog, you've got a problem with yourself........
    I can't remember if it was the Maharishi or Seka that actually said this about RJ in the winter of '82.

    Help me here, donker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    I can't remember if it was the Maharishi or Seka that actually said this about RJ in the winter of '82.

    Help me here, donker.
    I thought it was Brooke West.... that was my introduction to Long Ron.... My cousin from florida came to south Texas for a visit, and he bought his first "fckbook", and it had long ron and brooke on the cover, out on a beach..... the headline under the name of the mag, which escapes me at present, said "Ron Jeremy and Brooke West, Great Cokk Meets Great Cokksucker" (spelled correctly, as the magazine had nothing to do with "roosters").....

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    OK donker... thanks.

    Say, who would ya rather?... Bo in "10" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078721/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1)...

    OR... Brooke in "11" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0195506/)

    Put me down for Brooke.

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    i couldn't even find a photo of brooke from back in her heyday.... generally i don't prefer blondes (guess I'm no gentleman), so i'd probably be inclined to go with brooke.... but the few photos i was able to find of brooke weren't all too stellar.... i might have to break my rule of redheads(which i recall brooke being)/brunettes over blondes for bo derek..... need more info.... but as a rule, I almost always prefer brunettes or a sexy red over blondes.... history has shown, with a limited exception or two, blondes and I are like oil and water.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    i couldn't even find a photo of brooke from back in her heyday....

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    Im confuseddddddd

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    Quote Originally Posted by pureajb View Post
    Im confuseddddddd
    Why?
    Your parents had that "lil talk" with ya back in the day... right?

    Bo or Brooke in their prime... GO!!!


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    Bo without a second thought.
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    BiTeMe UsAdOj gave pureajb 25 Betpoint(s) for this post.


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    Quote Originally Posted by pureajb View Post
    Bo without a second thought.
    Well... you would've got 50pts for being "right" and picking Brooke, but I guess I can throw ya 25 for at least liking girls, unlike bobby.

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    Hahaha thanks man

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post

    Bo or Brooke in their prime... GO!!!

    why be so discriminating.... in their prime, I'll tag em both in a threesome that I'd make wussywaves film. After I creampie both of em, I'll force ol ww to go cuckold cleanup on em, while I film that pathetic coward getting queened by both of em back- to-back, ww dining on my "children"....... second thought, I probably won't have to force ol ww.... he'd be eager and willing!
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    What happened to your thread yesterday donkey? Apparently the mods are getting tired of cleaning up after you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    What happened to your thread yesterday donkey? Apparently the mods are getting tired of cleaning up after you.
    unlike you, WussyWaves, who was an eager-creampie-gleaning-cuckolded-human-splooge-vacuum/guzzler!!!!

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