1. 05-26-14 06:24 AM #36
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    So to summarize, bobbywuss thinks ratings mean shit, has sex with bearded blow up dolls, loves Neil Patrick Harris and all things sausage fest related, including using a term so fuk'in outdated, even homos wince and groan when they hear it, is a wiz at Zynga poker and has a Zynga rating of warp factor douche bag to the 2nd degree, which qualifies him to win a slightly used Neil Patrick Harris penis pump.
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  2. 05-26-14 09:56 AM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    even homos wince and groan when they hear it,
    Did you really wince & groan when you heard this Tripe, as MikeSpamm suggests?
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  3. 05-26-14 06:29 PM #38
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    1400
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  4. 05-26-14 09:57 PM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    Did you really wince & groan when you heard this Tripe, as MikeSpamm suggests?
    you winced and groaned when i tried to get your lame ass to back up your smack and play me heads up in either omaha or holdem...... you pussy..... "uh.... wah.... I just ... uhh.... wahhh.... wanna ...uhhh... waaahhhh..... flip for uh..... wahhhh.... a whopping 20 per ...uh.... wahhh.... hand....."

    you fckin' pssy! u showed ur true colors u fckn' coward.... you have no game and u know it, and you can't back up any of the shit you spew.... what a f'n fahgit!
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 05-26-14 at 09:58 PM. Reason: bobby WAAAHHHHHH! what a pussy coward!
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  5. 05-26-14 11:57 PM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    you have no game and u know it, and you can't back up any of the shit you spew!
    I back it up right here Donkey boy:

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-talk/2889045-sbr-world-poker-cup-incredulous-amount-fluctuation-last-weeks-update.html?slf=36

    Not surprising, you're nowhere to be found on leaderboard chump. Perhaps you can move to India, so you can make the World team.
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  6. 05-29-14 03:53 AM #41
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    Bobbywaves is a coward

    Ducks ds and ducks auto donk
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  7. 05-29-14 06:58 AM #42
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    For what its worth I won a daily tourney and my player rating instantly went up to the max of 2300, so all this is based on bobbywaves winning one tourney
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  8. 05-29-14 09:32 AM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    For what its worth I won a daily tourney and my player rating instantly went up to the max of 2300, so all this is based on bobbywaves winning one tourney
    true, and I guarantee if this cowardly pussyboy posted his latest rating, it'd be back down to the 1400 level at which this wussy lives.....
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  9. 05-29-14 02:05 PM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robber View Post
    Bobbywaves is a coward

    Ducks ds and ducks auto donk
    Coming from someone who ducks everyone

    As for me, I duck nobody. I'll play those two losers come January. Currently, I'm in the process of taking 31k from Tripe & his buddies.
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  10. 05-29-14 02:30 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    Coming from someone who ducks everyone

    As for me, I duck nobody. I'll play those two losers come January. Currently, I'm in the process of taking 31k from Tripe & his buddies.
    I don't duck anyone, moron

    You play every day and duck everyone who challenges you
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  11. 05-29-14 03:09 PM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robber View Post
    I don't duck anyone, moron

    You play every day and duck everyone who challenges you
    You never play pussy. Therefore, you duck everyone.

    If I duck everyone, then why did I already play DS? Why do I currently have a 29k challenge with Tripe, if I'm ducking everyone?"
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  12. 05-29-14 03:25 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    You never play pussy. Therefore, you duck everyone.

    If I duck everyone, then why did I already play DS? Why do I currently have a 29k challenge with Tripe, if I'm ducking everyone?"
    you're ducking me, mutha fuckka!!!! u know you ABSOLUTELY DO NOT wanna fck with The Donk!!!!!
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  13. 05-29-14 08:23 PM #48
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    I'll see you January 1st Donkey boy. You & DS sign up this time, stop being a pussy. Good thing you were scared this year, as you would be getting your ass kicked. Problem is, a broke dikk fukk like you can't even afford the 2,500 entry fee.
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  14. 05-29-14 08:40 PM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    I'll see you January 1st Donkey boy. You & DS sign up this time, stop being a pussy. Good thing you were scared this year, as you would be getting your ass kicked. Problem is, a broke dikk fukk like you can't even afford the 2,500 entry fee.
    not too late now, fahgit....... oh, I know, just as you're afraid to play me in any ring game, u r afraid to take me on for the rest of the year, even with a lead..... you're such a fuckin' pussy..... just shut the fck up already, coward!!!!
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  15. 05-29-14 09:40 PM #50
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    Hey Donkey, http://www.sportsbookreview.com/poker/
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  16. 05-29-14 10:05 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    You never play pussy. Therefore, you duck everyone.

    If I duck everyone, then why did I already play DS? Why do I currently have a 29k challenge with Tripe, if I'm ducking everyone?"
    What is play pussy? Are you referring to your blowup dolls and fake vaginas?

    You're right, I don't play pussy.
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  17. 05-29-14 10:12 PM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robber View Post
    What is play pussy? Are you referring to your blowup dolls and fake vaginas?

    You're right, I don't play pussy.
    You're more ignorant than I thought, so I'll break it down for you: You never play poker, you pussy.
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  18. 05-29-14 10:57 PM #53
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    Correct

    I'm on sbr on the computer about 30 minutes a week

    Rest of the time I'm on the phone

    So I don't play sbr poker nor do I play with blowup dolls

    You enjoy your blowup dolls and play pussy, mouth breather.
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  19. 05-29-14 11:21 PM #54
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    So we established you don't play poker, yet you troll a poker forum daily. Makes complete sense.
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  20. 05-29-14 11:56 PM #55
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    1403 rating. cashed out 6000 points in 2 months. I don't mind the low rating.
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  21. 05-30-14 03:39 AM #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    So we established you don't play poker, yet you troll a poker forum daily. Makes complete sense.
    I don't troll

    I post facts

    You lie and duck

    The other bobby does food reviews

    Maybe you can do reviews on blowup dolls and play pussy

    You seem well-acquainted with them
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  22. 05-30-14 09:57 AM #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by eberetta1 View Post
    1403 rating. cashed out 6000 points in 2 months. I don't mind the low rating.
    Well stated, congrats!
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  23. 05-30-14 07:21 PM #58
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    hey pussywavescowardduckingbobby, put ur latest poker rating up here...... coward.....
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  24. 05-30-14 08:01 PM #59
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    my late ratting stand now at 1480
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