Originally posted on 05/26/2014:

So to summarize, bobbywuss thinks ratings mean shit, has sex with bearded blow up dolls, loves Neil Patrick Harris and all things sausage fest related, including using a term so fuk'in outdated, even homos wince and groan when they hear it, is a wiz at Zynga poker and has a Zynga rating of warp factor douche bag to the 2nd degree, which qualifies him to win a slightly used Neil Patrick Harris penis pump.