Cut the shit, tthaha... now that was funny! Having had to sit and watch damn near every poker player u've ever seen on tv gawk at my wife a few years back at the wsop (phil ivey was still playing it then, and he tried to give my beauty the "hard stare" til he caught her attention, which we still laugh about today), I can easily say my wife is the one I'd choose, and it wouldn't be a tough choice at all. That was the worst part about running deep each night during the weekends when she'd fly into Vegas, having to put up with non-stop egomaniacs throwing their best "game" and wealth at her, and her complaining to me later about this dumbass or that one. I can't remember his name, but some wpt champion had to be removed from the Rio after non-stop harassing her despite her telling him she didn't care how much he was prepared to buy her, travel with her, etc..... Jayde Nicole was there at the time, and a few guys at my table, seeing my wife off on the rail (and before knowing she was my wife), commented that she resembled jayde, only hotter.... and with natural's d's instead of implants..... and she covers all the attributes mpascal astutely mentioned above..... and he's right.... having those covered is what makes her really bad ass!