1. #1
    mikejamm
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    Thanks for the 2 nasty fuk'in poker hands sbr! Fuk this god damn shit hole site!

    Out in less than 5 minutes on two 1 outer river hands. Yeah real fuk'in creditable software.
    About done with this fuk'in place! You can keep your fat fuk's like tt and all the other assholes who get all the fuk'in breaks around here and contribute nothing! You know, you'd think for all the people I've directed to this site and tried to be helpful to the new guys, I'd get a little bit of success here. I realize now this site is suited for fuk'in idiots like po69 and tt along with worthless assholes like chronic and opie! Shouldn't matter what my politics are, but I guess it does, evident by the way I'm constantly treated in the card room. Take your fuk'in rigged ass worthless poker client and shove it straight up your ass sbr! Yeah and make sure to move my thread, because I know you fuk'ers don't have the balls to let it stand in players talk.


    ** Dealing Down Cards **
    Dealt to mikejamm: [Kc, Ks]
    hhsilver: Call ($20)
    empiremaker: Fold
    stefan084: Fold
    mikejamm: Call [btn] ($20)
    WQuine: Raise ($1800)
    jdwars: Fold
    boeingpower: Fold
    iifold: Call ($1670)
    pavyracer: Fold
    hhsilver: Fold
    mikejamm: Call [btn] ($1780)
    mikejamm: Show Cards ($0)
    WQuine: Show Cards ($0)
    iifold: Show Cards ($0)
    ** Dealing Flop **
    Community cards: [3c, As, Qh]
    ** Dealing Turn **
    Community cards: [5d]
    ** Dealing River **
    Community cards: [Js]
    ** End Round **
    ** Evaluate **
    iifold: Show Cards ($0)
    mikejamm: Show Cards ($0)
    WQuine: Show Cards ($0)
    ** Showdown **
    Main pot $5080, Rake $0
    Side pot #1 $240, Rake $0
    Summary mikejamm: bet $1800, won $240, net $-1560, HoleCards [Kc, Ks], HiHand [a pair of kings] [Ks, Kc, As, Qh, Js], won $240 from side pot #1
    Summary WQuine: bet $1800, won $0, net $-1800
    Summary iifold: bet $1680, won $5080, net $3400, HoleCards [Jc, Jd], HiHand [three of a kind, jacks] [Js, Jd, Jc, As, Qh], won $5080 from main pot



    ***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
    Hand ID 2547180
    $0 + $11 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 23:07:00 15/11/2012 ET
    Table 'Table 37967', 10 seats max, Real money
    Seat 2 is the button. Small Blind $10, Big Blind $20
    Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
    Seat 1 (playing) : hhsilver, amount $1750, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 2 (playing) : empiremaker, amount $1880, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 3 (playing) : stefan084, amount $1740, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 4 (playing) : mikejamm, amount $400, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 6 (playing) : jdwars, amount $1740, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 7 (playing) : boeingpower, amount $1860, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 8 (playing) : iifold, amount $5080, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 9 (playing) : pavyracer, amount $1750, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    stefan084: Small Blind ($10)
    mikejamm: Big Blind ($20)
    ** Dealing Down Cards **
    Dealt to mikejamm: [Jh, Jc]
    jdwars: Fold
    boeingpower: Fold
    iifold: Fold
    pavyracer: Call ($20)
    hhsilver: Fold
    empiremaker: Call ($20)
    stefan084: Call ($10)
    mikejamm: Raise [btn] ($400)
    pavyracer: Call ($380)
    empiremaker: Call ($380)
    stefan084: Fold
    ** Dealing Flop **
    Community cards: [9c, 3c, Jd]
    pavyracer: Check ($0)
    empiremaker: Bet ($500)
    pavyracer: Fold
    empiremaker: Show Cards ($0)
    mikejamm: Show Cards ($0)
    ** Dealing Turn **
    Community cards: [7d]
    ** Dealing River **
    Community cards: [9h]
    ** End Round **
    ** Evaluate **
    mikejamm: Show Cards ($0)
    empiremaker: Show Cards ($0)
    ** Showdown **
    Main pot $1220, Rake $0
    Side pot #1 $500, Rake $0
    Summary empiremaker: bet $900, won $1720, net $820, HoleCards [9s, 9d], HiHand [four of a kind, nines] [9s, 9h, 9d, 9c, Jd], won $1220 from main pot, won $500 from side pot #1
    Summary mikejamm: bet $420, won $0, net $-420


    It's ashame really, this place use to be kinda cool, until it filled up with right wing nut jobs and a good 'ol boy network for the privileged few. There is no balance here anymore and no integrity in the way these bullshit set up tourneys are played. I'm done wasting my time at this shithole.

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    Mikail
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  3. #3
    Cuse0323
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    MexicanStallion
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    If you had to leave Mike, I could use those points you have.

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    ttwarrior1
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    weak, happens to me ten times a day or more

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    face
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    all in with 2 other players with kk and doesn't win?! wow, that has never happened to me before, kk should win %100 percent of the time. anything less is bs.

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    Kindred
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    tt is a fat slob, you got that part right. But the paranoid it's rigged cause I'm a hippy liberal and smell like a frenchman shit might have to do with all the acid and weed you smoked back in the day..

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    CanuckG
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    400th thread complaining about bad beats. Everyone gets them even the pros safe to say you aren't a good player.
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    Sam Odom
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    elections have consequences - spreading the wealth points around
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    CanuckG
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    Oh my god did the dealer rig the deck???


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    Cuse0323
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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    400th thread complaining about bad beats. Everyone gets them even the pros safe to say you aren't a good player.
    This. Try losing to a one outer for thousands, and I still didn't complain. betpoints

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    thirtytwo
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    lol @ poker pro wannabe kiddies getting their asses handed to them

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    Double Bogey
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    Good lord, you have no idea about real poker if you're whining about those hands. Stay away from the tables and you won't get hurt little boy

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    Br0nxer
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    paranoyd androyd
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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    Oh my god did the dealer rig the deck???

    quad aces out to the royal flush

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    ClayMaker52
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    What a hilarious thread. Complaining about bad beats in sbrpoint tournaments. OP you must have a very, very sad life. Seek help and stop gambling immediately.

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    hels
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    C'mon guys, cold calling with KK is a professional play that none of us other than mikejamm will ever understand. He is years beyond us in every capacity of the game.

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    CanuckG
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    Flatting with KK pre mike must be a pro

    "I was trying to set the trap hunny!"

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    boeing power
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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    Flatting with KK pre mike must be a pro

    "I was trying to set the trap hunny!"
    I was at the table,

    It was allin pre flop,

    Hand history doesn't show it,

    And the 1 outer on the river to give the other guy quads was a real bad beat.

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    GOIRISH
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    sbr poker is a completely different animal than regular poker, in sbr poker 7,2 is better than a,a. How some of you guys havent caught onto this is beyond me. Day after day people get rivered and bad beats happen.

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    Cuse0323
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    Quote Originally Posted by GOIRISH View Post
    sbr poker is a completely different animal than regular poker, in sbr poker 7,2 is better than a,a. How some of you guys havent caught onto this is beyond me. Day after day people get rivered and bad beats happen.
    It's the same anywhere, but here since it's free points and not money, people play shit hands. Anyone who has played live and folded garbage, as they should, sees that they would have won every once in a while.

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    boeing power
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    Quote Originally Posted by GOIRISH View Post
    sbr poker is a completely different animal than regular poker, in sbr poker 7,2 is better than a,a. How some of you guys havent caught onto this is beyond me. Day after day people get rivered and bad beats happen.
    Sbr poker is definitely a different animal.

    However the software is similar to any other online poker room.

    You see more bad beats on sbr because you see more bad calls than anywhere else.

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    Monte
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    Excuse my ignorance, but if you can buy sportsbook cash with your points from the store...how are 5k points or something not like real money?

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    MUHerd37
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    All the guy does is complain about fukkin SBR Poker.

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    Pabinator
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    So wait mike do you think the site is rigged against certain players?

    I feel the same way

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    Pabinator
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    we should have a bad beat contest

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    EmpireMaker
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    who wants to play some poker now

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    ttwarrior1
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    me empire are sitting , come on

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    bill2266
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    dam, sorry to hear

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    tuff one sir , but belive it or not this will help make you a better card player , gl

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    opie1988
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    What an idiot MikeJizz is..

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    southmadejd
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    Wow....this kid has issues. I remember when he first joined and all he would ever do is make bs poker threads. It looks like some things don't ever change. If you want a good laugh....just read some of this kids early threads.

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    daneblazer
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    A+ thread going on right here

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    downsouth
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    Rigged!!!

    The 99 is especially my favorite

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    no1here
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    For me it has been worst then normal but it does go in both directions and at all sites. One most be able to recognize when and when not which is mostly not possible coming completely unexpected. I do agree that SBR Poker has the most and it is not from bad calls but coming from the software.

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