1. #141
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    What about paying for the divorce?

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    This is sad.

    You sound like a 4-year old throwing a tantrum. If the bitch cheated on you kick her out. Go get a Lawyer and get your half of the stuff.

    Stop gambling. You should get a job.

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    Mo Money Mo problems but a bitch ain't one of them

  4. #144
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    What I am asking for is gambling advice, not psychological advice. Need advice on how to save money and build my roll.

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    How to save money when you only have $1,200 and no income


    Don't Gamble

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    do not gamble

  7. #147
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    I have to win and build my bankroll. Not gambling is not an option.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahj1937 View Post
    I have to win and build my bankroll. Not gambling is not an option.
    GL guy

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    Everybody pray for me.

  10. #150
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    ahj you will end with nothing

  11. #151
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    I don't understand what makes everyone so certain I am going to lose. If you are unemployed the teams that you bet on play worse?

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    Someone is setting himself up for failure. Worst thing to do during a crisis is to roll the dice with your remaining cash flow and no income.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikail View Post
    Worst thing to do during a crisis is to roll the dice
    I dont play craps

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    Use the 1200m to buy some burgers. Dont leave your wife, just tell her you know she is cheating on you and kick her out of the house.

    Put all her stuff outside and change the lock.

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    If you have a joint bank account drain every penny out of it. If you have joint ************ - max them out. You have an explorer so before you leave fill it with everything that's worth anything. You own half of all the stuff and leave it up to your wife to find you to get her half of the stuff back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by acarmelo1 View Post
    Use the 1200m to buy some burgers

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    Quote Originally Posted by DEP78 View Post
    If you have a joint bank account drain every penny out of it. If you have joint ************ - max them out. You have an explorer so before you leave fill it with everything that's worth anything. You own half of all the stuff and leave it up to your wife to find you to get her half of the stuff back.
    I have a joint.

    Im going to spark it up as soon I leave this place on the way to Reno. I will be listening to music and thinking about my sbr friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahj1937 View Post
    I dont play craps
    Well I meant "roll the dice" in the figuratively sense. As in to gamble with your last dollars. Even if you do make it short term, eventually you'll hit a rotten streak and could end up penniless. Don't count on gambling winnings as a future income because it isn't certain. Find another hustle as a primary income and supplement that with gambling if you must.

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    ...

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    you might as well take the 1200.00 and bet it on 1 game. that isn't even close to enough to do what you want to do. maybe 12000.00 and you would have fighting chance. i don't know where you're driving from but gas alone will chew your bankroll to shreds. i would have just stayed in the house with her and not talk to her until the divorce proceedings start. who is going to pay the divorce lawyer anyway. just pretend to get a divorce. same difference much cheaper.

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    1. Stop the lies
    2. Break-time is over
    3. Get back to work and don't forget to ask if they want to make it a "combo"

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    Double team her with her man on the side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unusialsusp5 View Post
    you might as well take the 1200.00 and bet it on 1 game. that isn't even close to enough to do what you want to do. maybe 12000.00 and you would have fighting chance. i don't know where you're driving from but gas alone will chew your bankroll to shreds. i would have just stayed in the house with her and not talk to her until the divorce proceedings start. who is going to pay the divorce lawyer anyway. just pretend to get a divorce. same difference much cheaper.
    Got about a 4 hour drive ahead of me, its not so bad.

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    Take the 1200 buy alot of burgers. Make you ex wife Super Fat!! This is 100% Revenge!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahj1937 View Post
    Got about a 4 hour drive ahead of me, its not so bad.
    Split your money 4 ways: lodging, food, wagers and back to home ticket or gas cost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahj1937 View Post
    I obviously haven't explained myself very well, sorry for that. Basically what it comes down to is I don't have to leave town, I just want to. I want to go start a new life. I can't stomach being here any longer. We don't own the home, it is not an asset. I have roughly 1200$ liquid cash and thats it. I can't even use SBR as a tool where I go because my laptop is broken. This situation sucks but a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.


    Want a new direction in life...here you go:
    http://www.legion-recrute.com/en/

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    Ok guys so my starting bankroll is actually 1550$ and I am leaving early tomorrow morning. The 1550 does not include the money in gas it will cost to drive there so in actuality I am looking at about 1500$.

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    GL pal

  29. #169
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    I need to win like 2 grand and I am golden.

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    tape her having sex w the other guy and sell it!

  31. #171
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    wheres your wife at? i could use a dirty roll in the hay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahj1937 View Post
    I dont play craps
    Craps ( Minus Exoc bets) has the best odds in a casino.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swaindexter View Post
    Craps ( Minus Exoc bets) has the best odds in a casino.
    which bet has the best odds? Pass Line?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bradthebloke View Post
    wheres your wife at? i could use a dirty roll in the hay.
    Shes hot. Ive had sex with her like 3000 times. It feels so good. Too bad you will never experience it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahj1937 View Post
    Shes hot. Ive had sex with her like 3000 times. It feels so good. Too bad you will never experience it.
    True. I will never experience a dirty whore stripping me down to my last 1200 either. Good luck with that.
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