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    YES YOU CAN. F her

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    I dont want to fuk her ever again. Thats part of the reason I am leaving. Need gambling advice. I have around 1300 dollars and no income. Need to build this roll.

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    Your approach is all wrong.

    You can't gamble when you are full of emotion.

    Going to lose it all.

    Best advise I can give you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by str View Post
    Your approach is all wrong. You can't gamble when you are full of emotion. Going to lose it all. Best advise I can give you.
    I agree. It doesn't matter if you don't want to fuk her again. Sleep in another room and avoid her. File for divorce and while all that is getting sorted out find a job.

    Another approach, throw yourself down the stairs and then press charges on her for domestic violence. Then you have the house to yourself.
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    Losing is not an option. Someone show me a sure way to build my bankroll. Thats all I am asking here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ouman101 View Post
    I agree. It doesn't matter if you don't want to fuk her again. Sleep in another room and avoid her. File for divorce and while all that is getting sorted out find a job.

    Another approach, throw yourself down the stairs and then press charges on her for domestic violence. Then you have the house to yourself.
    I will not risk bodily harm to myself in an effort to incriminate my ex-wife. This is not a solution.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahj1937 View Post
    My situation is very serious. I literally have like 12-1300 dollars to my name and no source of income. If I lose my bankroll I am toast and have no idea what I will do.
    Gambling is not the answer, preserve that bankroll for things you need like food and shoes.

    But now comes the bold play...

    ... you can turn your wife into an asset rather than a liability if you FORGIVE THE BITCH.

    Whether by guilt or brute force you can ease her into prostitution and start building a real bankroll.

    It's an easy choice you have - either become a pimp or go broke playing $10 hands of blackjack in Reno.

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    Sell the SUV, the 1300 will last you a week with rising gas prices. It will also give you more to gamble with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahj1937 View Post
    Losing is not an option. Someone show me a sure way to build my bankroll. Thats all I am asking here.
    Walk into a casino, place entire bankroll on red, wait patiently for the ball to stop.

    Best odds you have. 47.37%

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    Ghost story.

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    There are games with a higher percentage than that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Walk into a casino, place entire bankroll on red, wait patiently for the ball to stop.

    Best odds you have. 47.37%
    First thing Im going to do is go to the roulette table and see if red comes up or black. Will let you know.

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    This is a true story everyone. Im going to Reno to gamble with 1200 dollars to my name. If I lose I am broke and homeless with noone to help.

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    Someone teach me sure ways to increase bankroll.

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    Hello.

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    first thing i would do is become an sbr pro

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    someone get zeta in here to teach this guy about +ev lifestyles

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    Quote Originally Posted by 36mafia View Post
    first thing i would do is become an sbr pro
    Yeah the last thing Im worried about right now is my image on a forum or betpoints.

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    How did you make income before this happened? Were you mooching off your wife?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 30K Millionaire View Post
    How did you make income before this happened? Were you mooching off your wife?
    I had a job. I no longer have that job however. I currently am waiting for the unemployment insurance department to get back to me on my claim. I may be collecting 118$ a week for 16 weeks.

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    What kind of suv do you have?

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    It is a Ford Explorer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahj1937 View Post
    Yeah the last thing Im worried about right now is my image on a forum or betpoints.
    so whats the first thing youre worried about

    posting on sbr is not gonna get you financially secure

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahj1937 View Post
    It is a Ford Explorer.
    year?

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    Quote Originally Posted by excel View Post
    year?
    Why does it matter? I can't sell it, it is my legs. Without it its as if someone amputated my legs. Amputation of legs in undesirable and not good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 36mafia View Post
    so whats the first thing youre worried about

    posting on sbr is not gonna get you financially secure
    If I lose my bankroll I am totally screwed. Beyond anyones worst imaginations.

    Like being forced to go rob food from a supermarket and then look for a warm place to eat it. That screwed. I cant lose.

    Someone show me how to win.

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    sounds like your being a little fukin pussy.

    stay in your house, use the 1200 to get some craigslist prostys, and get a fukin job like the rest of the world.

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    I cant stomach smelling the stench of my wifes pussy any longer. Who knows how many other penises have been in that pussy. I just want to throw up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahj1937 View Post
    Why does it matter? I can't sell it, it is my legs. Without it its as if someone amputated my legs. Amputation of legs in undesirable and not good.
    Sell the suv and get some fuel efficient legs or soon enough you'll find yourself a amputee sitting in a local park somewhere.

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    I still have yet to receive really good advice. ANyone smart? Please.

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    The problem is your asking a question that is very complex. If it was easy to make a living off gambling, every fuking bum off the street would be doing it.

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    Bums on the street are stupid. We are not.

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    Tell her to leave!

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    Get a job.

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    Amazes me that someone would ask a bunch of degenerate fuks who would throw their own mothers in front of a speeding train for a buck...advice about anything. Do yourself a favor and forget you ask anyone here for advice and runaway as fast as you can

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