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    stealthyburrito
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    Alright...enough is enough you pukes

    I’ve held my tongue long enough.

    first, congrats to you motherfukkers that snuffed me out of my dark corner, mission accomplished jackasses.

    I'm seeing a whole mess of shit about me since i left. too much for my taste. stevie, you have the ******* cajones to call me a "flash in the pan"?? i take a break at work and i see a new vid by stevie on pg 1. im thinking this is gonna give me a good ******* laugh. but all i get is stevie trying to tear me a new asshole. stevie, i don't give two shits about jj's little award, im not here to dance like a monkey for that bald son of a bitch. you're taking this shit a little too serious pal. let it be known that if i really wanted to break a sweat to win that shit, i would utterly bury you pal. if you said that shit to me again i will skull **** in every orifice of that bulbous head of yours. i will **** you till you cry blood from your empty eyesockets, and i wouldn't relent until you said you enjoyed it through screams of agony and pleasure.

    i was gonna watch that vid again so i could think of some more things to yell at you about but you took it the **** down?!?!?

    speaking unto that, where are the rest of your videos. i was hoping to watch a drug induced shoutout to laugh at an unstable psychopath and i all get was a message saying the vid was deleted. WTF!!

    trickster, you stupid rooster_eater. your dumbass thread about my death pissed me the hell off to immeasurable lengths. i know it wasn't serious. Trickster, you don’t wanna dig up dirt on me pal, cuz all you will get is dirty. and perhaps a 6” blade gashing you from ear to ear. Shit was said that should’ve never been said, or should’ve been said to my face and not a public forum for which I am away from and had no way to access at the time. I like you pal, but I will not hesitate to bury you as well pal. Don’t make me shit on you, cuz I most certainly enjoy taking dumps on people.

    And another thing, don’t ever put my name in the same breath as landers, never again. I am a lot of things but I am not a broken down degenerate douchebag who screams at the top of his lungs every time he things he has a winner. God I hate that ************ sometimes, but I wish him the best.

    ya know, sometimes i feel like being barreled in would be a nice alternative to the shit storm that has hit me the last week and a half. shit, its only ******* money.

    Rod, the **** is wrong with you pal?? Every time I tail your ass I get a loser. 0-3 now tailing ya. How do I always miss the hotrod train when he’s lightin up the books and picking winners?? Unreal.

    Rod, do you ever answer your phone?? call me back you greasy slimeball **** canuck. I know you’re with your trashy whores a lot, but bros before dirty disgusting bottomfeeding hos (regular hos, just fine in my book, do ya thang with them)

    sicky sickler, thanx for the shoutout. I know you’re a mental midget when it comes to all things techno-ma-nology but I’m glad to see you can operate a camera for 20 whole seconds.

    And to the rest who send me PMs or try to spread shit about me, BACK OFF!! I am not around for my own personal reasons. And no, I don’t care to share. If I haven’t talked to you about it, well then, it’s none of your ******* business now is it??

    God sometimes you motherfuckers piss me off so badly. Have a good night gentlemen



    ps Shar, if anyone ever creates a “welcome back stealthy” thread I think I might just puke a little, actually more like a lot
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    hes back bitches after a 8 day hiatus

    love u too pal

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    i swear i could go 100-3 and ur gonna tail me on my losses Burrito im worried here pal

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    I read your obituary and attended a memorial service in your honor.
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    You forgot mention SteveK is a stiff.

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    Congrats on gettin' off the Purple Drank, pal!

    Now you can get back to the serious business of posting on SBR!!!

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    only wish you the best Stealthy, do what you have to do.

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    Sorry talnted - you'll need to blame someone else for this one. Never once have I told stealthy to come back here. You'll need to go feral on someone else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChileCheese View Post
    You forgot mention SteveK is a stiff.
    interesting

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    reading that made me want to never post again...

    This fukk is a mess...

    He really thinks this is "real life"..


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    Nice rant, stealthy

    9.5/10

    Pretty much assures you won't be taking home the Lady Byng poster award this year. You were in the running last year if I recall correctly.

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    Thanx for the shoutout in the YouTube vid pal.

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    this is fake and gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    I’ve held my tongue long enough.

    first, congrats to you motherfukkers that snuffed me out of my dark corner, mission accomplished jackasses.

    I'm seeing a whole mess of shit about me since i left. too much for my taste. stevie, you have the ******* cajones to call me a "flash in the pan"?? i take a break at work and i see a new vid by stevie on pg 1. im thinking this is gonna give me a good ******* laugh. but all i get is stevie trying to tear me a new asshole. stevie, i don't give two shits about jj's little award, im not here to dance like a monkey for that bald son of a bitch. you're taking this shit a little too serious pal. let it be known that if i really wanted to break a sweat to win that shit, i would utterly bury you pal. if you said that shit to me again i will skull **** in every orifice of that bulbous head of yours. i will **** you till you cry blood from your empty eyesockets, and i wouldn't relent until you said you enjoyed it through screams of agony and pleasure.

    i was gonna watch that vid again so i could think of some more things to yell at you about but you took it the **** down?!?!?

    speaking unto that, where are the rest of your videos. i was hoping to watch a drug induced shoutout to laugh at an unstable psychopath and i all get was a message saying the vid was deleted. WTF!!

    trickster, you stupid rooster_eater. your dumbass thread about my death pissed me the hell off to immeasurable lengths. i know it wasn't serious. Trickster, you don’t wanna dig up dirt on me pal, cuz all you will get is dirty. and perhaps a 6” blade gashing you from ear to ear. Shit was said that should’ve never been said, or should’ve been said to my face and not a public forum for which I am away from and had no way to access at the time. I like you pal, but I will not hesitate to bury you as well pal. Don’t make me shit on you, cuz I most certainly enjoy taking dumps on people.

    And another thing, don’t ever put my name in the same breath as landers, never again. I am a lot of things but I am not a broken down degenerate douchebag who screams at the top of his lungs every time he things he has a winner. God I hate that ************ sometimes, but I wish him the best.

    ya know, sometimes i feel like being barreled in would be a nice alternative to the shit storm that has hit me the last week and a half. shit, its only ******* money.

    Rod, the **** is wrong with you pal?? Every time I tail your ass I get a loser. 0-3 now tailing ya. How do I always miss the hotrod train when he’s lightin up the books and picking winners?? Unreal.

    Rod, do you ever answer your phone?? call me back you greasy slimeball **** canuck. I know you’re with your trashy whores a lot, but bros before dirty disgusting bottomfeeding hos (regular hos, just fine in my book, do ya thang with them)

    sicky sickler, thanx for the shoutout. I know you’re a mental midget when it comes to all things techno-ma-nology but I’m glad to see you can operate a camera for 20 whole seconds.

    And to the rest who send me PMs or try to spread shit about me, BACK OFF!! I am not around for my own personal reasons. And no, I don’t care to share. If I haven’t talked to you about it, well then, it’s none of your ******* business now is it??

    God sometimes you motherfuckers piss me off so badly. Have a good night gentlemen



    ps Shar, if anyone ever creates a “welcome back stealthy” thread I think I might just puke a little, actually more like a lot
    you fukkin idiot, you do realize you can go to jail for threatening to kill someone right ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post


    Sorry talnted - you'll need to blame someone else for this one. Never once have I told stealthy to come back here. You'll need to go feral on someone else.
    "I like this play

    sbr you know what to do... hook it up"

    this will always be my first post of the day. its signature

    Sorry my posting offended you... who knew little ol' me was being watched

    in all seriousness though.. stealthy was always going to come back. that was the plan. Its all about MODeration no pun intended.

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    Missed u!

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    Always have appreciated your posts. This one though is likely my fave.

    All the best.

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    i like to see the monkeys having fun


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    Quote Originally Posted by talnted View Post
    "I like this play
    sbr you know what to do... hook it up"
    this will always be my first post of the day. its signature
    Sorry my posting offended you... who knew little ol' me was being watched
    in all seriousness though.. stealthy was always going to come back. that was the plan. Its all about MODeration no pun intended.
    You know what's funny - I swear on everything that's holy that I had no clue whatsoever that you post "I like this play". I was talking about the people who used to post that in the subforums for their one extra point back when we got them. You thought I was referring to you?

    Anyway, all the best with whatever it is you're doing.

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    Soooo confirm or deny that you're Brandon Banks. Disappearance right around the time he was stabbed and I've never seen you two in the same room...sketchy...

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    I love you SB. I didn't mean to ruffle your feathers; I meant to induce the reaction of you coming back. Success.

    As for the vids I'm not going into detail but they are all gone. It involves a situation with a female. They will be back.

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    Hi Stealthy!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    I love you SB. I didn't mean to ruffle your feathers; I meant to induce the reaction of you coming back. Success.

    As for the vids I'm not going into detail but they are all gone. It involves a situation with a female. They will be back.
    Stevie-

    Don't let yourself get pushed around by some POTM runner-up.

    You're a POTM WINNER. There's no medal for 2nd place. A lot of this reeks of sour grapes if you ask me.

    Here at SBR.....we don't champion mediocrity!

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    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...ml#post8876174

    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    You need to go to rehab if you are here 18 hrs per day.

    Odds of stealthyburrito coming back:

    Yes -400
    No +300

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post

    You know what's funny - I swear on everything that's holy that I had no clue whatsoever that you post "I like this play". I was talking about the people who used to post that in the subforums for their one extra point back when we got them. You thought I was referring to you?

    Anyway, all the best with whatever it is you're doing.
    and the same to you, with all your various career endeavors

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    Is storytelling up or did someone kill his dog and mom??

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    balance stealth... balance.

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    stealthyburrito
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    I am as balanced as they come zammer.

    Shari and talnted, calm down, this is a civil thread.

    Shari call me on the hotline.

    You too rod, if you make me call you again and you don't answer I will leave a very angry voicemail.

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    Lets see if guy can stay and take the sbr pressure
    I say know

    Stealthy posting should be your 1st priority other than your health

    Lets go and start fukkin power posting a little

    Welcome back

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    You are my effing idol.

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    Way too much to read. Silly forum drama or crazy person?

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