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    stevek173
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    JJ I have a date tonight

    Massage therapist girl. Going to meet up at the grill for some beers and maybe a quaesadilla if I'm feeling crazy enough. she's 10 years younger than me.

    I am going to go with jeans, brown fleece and my dope sketchers.

    JJ should I tell her I am reigning POTM? Do you think she would dig it?

    I don't find her very attractive but it's good to get a couple in the bullpen. She's sweet, I need to be nice, but not too nice.

    JJ I'm back in the saddle. Details to come as they present themselves.

    Where to I wake up in the morning JJ?

    Time will tell.

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    Who cares if she's hot or not - she's a freakin massage therapist! Milk that shit for all it's worth - massages can be expensive.

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    stevek173
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    Yeah she says she loves it too. Could be a nice perk. There is another one I like much better so I can go into this without much of a care in the world, should be good.

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    Steve call me.

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    don't forget the condom

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    opie1988
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    Fukk yes you tell her you're POTM! That's the greatest single accomplishment any man could hope for.

    If she isn't impressed by that.....then she's too stupid to even consider for a 2nd date.

    Look......let me break it down for you.

    YOU'RE STEVIE FUKKIN' K 175. YOU FEEL ME??

    You don't chase down chics..... Bitches come to you!!

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    chilidog
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    Which Steve?

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    Steve, take a pic and share it with us bro!

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    I don't use condoms.

    Calling you now Pavy.

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    Aussiecapper101
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    good luck bro, POTM could make or break your night (waiting in suspense)

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    Condoms are for pussies and take away the feel

    I only *** inside hookers and pay extra

    Stevey lets see a fukkin photo

    I think your going to nail her

    Leave out SBR though because we want to see pics

    Best of luck

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    Maybe pic after we see each other. She can tell when I look at her so I'm not looking again until after it, if I still feel like it.

    What I do like J is her proactive approach so far though. She asked me out, and when I made plans for Thurs then bailed she told me her Saturday plans bailed and we can do this today.

    I like it when they will jump through a hoop or 2 for me J shows heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Condoms are for pussies and take away the feel

    I only *** inside hookers and pay extra

    Stevey lets see a fukkin photo

    I think your going to nail her

    Leave out SBR though because we want to see pics

    Best of luck
    Good luck with STD and shit like that pal!

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    Pics??????

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    It was cool man, not really my type, sweet girl. Did dinner some beers and watched the hangover. I'm not into her so no pics.

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    steve she probably gives insane hand jobs, you should reconsider.

    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Condoms are for pussies and take away the feel

    I only *** inside hookers and pay extra

    Stevey lets see a fukkin photo

    I think your going to nail her

    Leave out SBR though because we want to see pics

    Best of luck

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    The timing is bad for that, she is coming out of a thing with a guy and wants something serious which is the last thing I want. She is not in the right set of mind to be a sportfuck without being destroyed by it.

    No can do, but I appreciate the advice.

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    Which church does she belong to.

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    Buy her a quesadilla, get a backrub or handjob, see her around.

    Next!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Condoms are for pussies and take away the feel

    I only *** inside hookers and pay extra

    Stevey lets see a fukkin photo

    I think your going to nail her

    Leave out SBR though because we want to see pics

    Best of luck
    not good coach... this will hurt you in the later rounds..

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    Stevey 175 come to phila park

    I will be there in 1 hr

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    pics or gtfo

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    I'm about 6 hours out from there J let's meet in State College in 3.5 hours? you are on one side of the state and I am on the other we can meet in the middle.

    BOL w w.e u r doing there don't get hurt.

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    Small business deal steve
    Also buying corn pipes

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    Cool cool. Hope it all goes well man, good day for it decent out.

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    175 your score rate is like 80 percent

    You let us down

    We love real sex stories

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    I know and I am sorry.

    She looked ok every once in awhile

    but not good enough the rest, it was weird

    just couldn't see myself doing it

    now I am ignoring her texts.

    On to the next one bud.

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    Stevey give my email to her

    It's a google one

    jjgold

    K175 you lucky fuk

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    She is hot to trot J maybe you are a better man than I am here

    I'll hook you up, could be a win-win-win

    You getting laid
    Her getting laid
    Her getting out of my hair

    Yup definitely hooking this up

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    I will drive 500 fukkin miles to get laid

    I do not give a fuk

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    I have her at about 350 miles from you

    JJ you have to play the nice guy with her
    She was drunk after 2 ciders and 2 mixed drinks
    we smoked a little and it started to make her sick form just 1
    she's a sweetheart J
    If I do this please don't hurt her she is nice

    On the plus side she is a professional massage therapist. She can take good care of you.

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    Steve can you imagine the ride to get to her? I would be so pumped I would probably *** on the way. Wow!

    I would think about it whole time and be hard as a rock .

    Stevey I am only 2.5 inches but know how to use better than most.

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    i smell a rat jj

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Steve can you imagine the ride to get to her? I would be so pumped I would probably *** on the way. Wow!

    I would think about it whole time and be hard as a rock .

    Stevey I am only 2.5 inches but know how to use better than most.
    Hey man all the better. Make her happy.

    She likes seafood JJ bring her some shrimp.

    She likes Rum and Coke too and Woodchuk cider.

    J her favorite movie is When Harry Met Sally

    If you can sit through that shit and put this all together you have my blessing

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    Thanks

    I want to get laid soooooo bad

    14 years is a long time

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