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    No problem just get her off my back man

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    JJ here is how you pull them in, this one is SMOKING she will be mine in no time!

    Steve: Hey how is it going?
    Ah yes xxxxxxx. i remember passing through there many times when I lived in xxxxxxxxxx. Great smile, very cute. You seem real down to earth which I like. How was your weekend?

    Her:
    RE: Hey how is it going?
    Hi...thank you for the e-mail and compliments! Unfortunately, you are a pretty good distance away from me. I'm not really into long distance. Good luck!

    Me:
    I can move

    Her:
    LOL! You're funny funny boy!

    Me:
    Hah yeah I am. And you are gorgeous. I pass through that area here and there. If you reconsider let me know

    Her:
    Awe...thank you! I will most def let you know if I change my mind. Take Care

    Kelly

    J I expect to have my hard 1.5 inches balls deep in her within 2 weeks. I will sit back and wait.

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    who cares

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    Lolol go lose more units you loser.

    Everyone is waiting in anticipation for your next pick sammy!



    Please teach us


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    teach me how to fail w/ women, would love to know

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    I do Ok.

    I don't cross the underage line out of desperation though.

    You're baaaaaaaaaaaad.

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    She did not call yet
    Unreal

    Stevey I want to fuk

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    I'll get ya there J

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    this thread makes me want to fuk an ugly... Never thought I would feel like I was missing out on the uglies too. Fuk her for me jj you lucky bastard.

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    She's not horrid Zammer. But any girl drunk off 3 drinks can't hang w Stevieboy. I need crazy bitches that know how to get ****** up. That's just me. You guys can race for her if you want.

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    stevie... Crazies are the only ones for us. Do not want to babysit.

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    Seriously Zam. That girl last night was normal, and sweet.

    Bored the **** out of me.

    Nothing I can do, it's how I feel. I'm ****** up and I need someone ****** up.

    The search continues.

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    Stevie, I've been in 3 long term relationships and probaly 20 or so short term and here's how they've went

    All 20 short term... I am horny, get what I want and then bored within 1 to 3 months

    first long term one was 3 years in high school... she was normal but hot, I was young and it took me a while to realize she bored the fuk outta me and that my donger needed more.

    2nd one was 4 years on and off in college and after... she was very bitchy and definitely had a dark side, the bigger problem was that uppedy rich fukin oyster thought she was better than me and I eventually came to my senses realizing no one liked her and the sex was easily replaceable. But her craziness kept me around for a while

    Last one I married. We've been together for 9 years. Let's just put it to ya this way... we are not the fukin Cleavers.

    btw... you and sammy need to stop forum fighting. it's not working.

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    I hear u on the relationships. Love the "We are not the ******* Cleavers" line, classic.

    Good point on the bored stuff; I think coming out of the engagement I was putting them on a pedestal in my head. Now they are boring me.

    I need to find a non cleaver like you.


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    Funny fukn story man, hope jj gets his dick wet

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    nice , gl man

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