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    tripas for lunch
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    Being a Drunk Degenerate Gambler Is a Great Life!

    Just got back a few hours ago from a Valentines Day dinner with my wife and daughter. It was ok, but what was really on my mind was if I could make it back for 2nd half late NBA betting and if I could find a way to fund such betting (I didn't and I couldn't).

    It doesn't matter. Tomorrow's a new day and my wife doesn't even know about the $29,000 in unsecured debt I have accumulated through gambling.

    I have promised to turn over to her $4000 in tax refunds which I will get in a couple of weeks. I really need to make $1000 with that money to cover some obligations. Certainly I can make a mere $1000 with $4000 to play with, right?

    I am wondering -- do I make a hero's play of wagering the whole $4000 on some obscure NCAA BB play after consuming half a quart of whiskey (we're talking a rush that mainlining smack can't equal). Maybe I can grind it out with safe plays and just get the $1000.

    Got a couple of beers to finish before I go to bed. I'll guess I'll figure it out tomorrow.
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    obamaismyuncle
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    well you've come to the right place. SBR is full of losers, top to bottom

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    Two words to live by brother - Money Management.

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    flyingillini
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    Bust out the plate of yayo as well!
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    chilidog
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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    Bust out the plate of yayo as well!
    Sounds like a plan to me - my guy stocked me up Thursday night, I'm good to go.

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    MarkDee
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    I'd risk it all on a round robin. check the kempow thread in the ncaa forum and go balls out.

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    Think its cool huh LOL Suicide watch on the loose... o ya please dont include the wife if ur suicidal. Thx

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    Brock Landers
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    Quote Originally Posted by tripas for lunch View Post
    Just got back a few hours ago from a Valentines Day dinner with my wife and daughter. It was ok, but what was really on my mind was if I could make it back for 2nd half late NBA betting and if I could find a way to fund such betting (I didn't and I couldn't). It doesn't matter. Tomorrow's a new day and my wife doesn't even know about the $29,000 in unsecured debt I have accumulated through gambling. I have promised to turn over to her $4000 in tax refunds which I will get in a couple of weeks. I really need to make $1000 with that money to cover some obligations. Certainly I can make a mere $1000 with $4000 to play with, right? I am wondering -- do I make a hero's play of wagering the whole $4000 on some obscure NCAA BB play after consuming half a quart of whiskey (we're talking a rush that mainlining smack can't equal). Maybe I can grind it out with safe plays and just get the $1000. Got a couple of beers to finish before I go to bed. I'll guess I'll figure it out tomorrow.
    what can i say, i've been there before, quite a few times actually, its not some place some people can relate to, but you are scaring me guy..

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    Hit the Meadowlands.

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    Hope this guy isn't serious...

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    Hahaha good luck bro

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    THE PROFIT
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    take that $4,000 and buy some booze & yayo with $1000, take $2,000 to gamble on, and just waste the rest

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    go all in...rubberband plays baby follow em

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    let it all ride on one big play, be a hero!

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    This is a great thread i feel at home in here. Course i'm a cheap watered down pbr drunk and burnett's vodka ha.

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    chilidog
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    take that $4,000 and buy some booze & yayo with $1000, take $2,000 to gamble on, and just waste the rest
    holy fukk, a grand for booze and yayo? that'd keep me busy for a loooooooooooong time, at least down here in cr.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    what can i say, i've been there before, quite a few times actually, its not some place some people can relate to, but you are scaring me guy..
    Excellent...you two should form a club

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    We must stick together. Everyone here is equal.

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    will2survive
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    very sad. very difficult situation. everyone here has been in an awful position before--I guarantee it

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    Quote Originally Posted by will2survive View Post
    very sad. very difficult situation. everyone here has been in an awful position before--I guarantee it
    29 grand in gambling debt? Haha I hope not

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    Yes we have all been here.

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    anyone that has a 29,000 gambing debt is a fukking fool. Never ever bet on tick.

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