[Swinging Johnson]

we would all know? Or do you know any SBR posters who are actually athletes or celebrities? If you are one, come clean and tell us who you are (which is a longshot...hell it's a longshot anyone falls into this category) or short of that tell us what you are (actor, athlete, musician, etc...).

I just know I won't get any sane responses but if we can get one, just one...wouldn't that be interesting?

[jjgold]

Deuce=Detroit Red Wings
Rod= Minor League Hockey Player
Seer=Arena Football Star

[firedawg]

firedawg......... western unions most frequent customer award

[ttwarrior1]

1. in 1996 i beat up kevin hardy, former #1 pick in the gym after he was showing off and said he was the strongest guy in the area. I said he wasn't even the strongest guy in the gym. I went over and put 100 more pounds on the bar and did more then he did. He then charged at me as i called him and overrated loser and should of never been a 1st round pick. He threw one punch and missed. I landed one punch and he fell down.

2. Played 5 years of arena and semi pro football from 98-2004 with the evansville bluecats, louisville bulls and kentucky panthers. Pretty much just generic football. Mid continent and ohio valley leagues.

3. I went on a date with ashley judd in 1993

4. Walked into a hospital for an aids test back in 2003. I was asked when the last time i had sex was. I said 1993 and over 100 people overheard me

5. Dated 3 women at the same time and gut busted on 3 way calling with all 3

6. I'm a mod at a hair loss forum

7. #1 ranked doubles tennis player in my tri state area at 350 pounds. Can serve well over 130

8. Top ten online gaming golfer at shot online golf

9. If you pause The movie , a league of there own. You can see me in the crowd.

10. I write letters and articles to bodybuilding magazines that get published under different names

None of this makes me famous and not even 10 percent of pro athletes are famous. None of the people above are famous and some like me are even losers.

[lolguy999]

Deuce is in the detroit red wings???

[onetrickpony]

Deuce is in the detroit red wings???

and a hotshot lawyer

[Cougar Bait]

Brock Landers

[whatsgood5]

Semi-professional rapper here.

Played basketball in high school, currently have a six pack, not sure if that qualifies me as an athlete or not, but def. a celebrity.

[sickler]

Failed athlete.

My calling was for another sport but didn't grow up in the culture

[pavyracer]

I race bikes at 200 mph.

[jgray]

I race bikes at 200 mph.

You must pedal very fast....

[bobbyfk]

I am an SBR mod....that's all

[JimmysEgo]

I went to Vegas for national finals playing pool (8-ball league, but i prefer 9-ball). I went with the BCA (Billiards Congress of America). My wife went with the APA (American Poolplayers Association). In the BCA i'm rated a 6 out of 7. In the APA i'm rated a 7 out of 7. I don't play pool on a serious level anymore.

i played lacrosse in high school and indoor lacrosse in a men's league after for many years. we had some pro players in our league. i averaged about 40% of my teams goals, and we won 3 or 4 championships. My best game the score was 13 to 3, i scored 10 goals. i don't care of you don't believe me, because i know it sound unbelievable, i just couldn't miss that day, and the other team sucked.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Semi-professional rapper here.

Played basketball in high school, currently have a six pack, not sure if that qualifies me as an athlete or not, but def. a celebrity.

Semi-professional rapper Yeah o.k.

[GOIRISH]

<-------------- derek jeter

[Nathan Bug Tyler]

World Pocket Pool Champion

[jjgold]

A few decent accomplishments in here if true

[icecapper]

Second team All Canadian University punt returner in 2004. Didn't think that would count until I say a guy listing his wife's 8-ball accomplishments and his high school lacrosse stats.

[JimmysEgo]

Semi-professional rapper Yeah o.k.

maybe he meant wrapper, and he's semi-pro because he only works during the Christmas season.

[ZetaPsi808]

1. in 1996 i beat up kevin hardy, former #1 pick in the gym after he was showing off and said he was the strongest guy in the area. I said he wasn't even the strongest guy in the gym. I went over and put 100 more pounds on the bar and did more then he did. He then charged at me as i called him and overrated loser and should of never been a 1st round pick. He threw one punch and missed. I landed one punch and he fell down.

2. Played 5 years of arena and semi pro football from 98-2004 with the evansville bluecats, louisville bulls and kentucky panthers. Pretty much just generic football. Mid continent and ohio valley leagues.

3. I went on a date with ashley judd in 1993

4. Walked into a hospital for an aids test back in 2003. I was asked when the last time i had sex was. I said 1993 and over 100 people overheard me

5. Dated 3 women at the same time and gut busted on 3 way calling with all 3

6. I'm a mod at a hair loss forum

7. #1 ranked doubles tennis player in my tri state area at 350 pounds. Can serve well over 130

8. Top ten online gaming golfer at shot online golf

9. If you pause The movie , a league of there own. You can see me in the crowd.

10. I write letters and articles to bodybuilding magazines that get published under different names

None of this makes me famous and not even 10 percent of pro athletes are famous. None of the people above are famous and some like me are even losers.

classic post

[ttwarrior1]

All true but the ashley judd thing wasn't nothing major. More or less, sit next to her at a kentucky game and we went out to eat after.
If you noticed, i have no accomplishments in the last few years

[frostno98]

I'm very surprised there's not one Professional Poker player posting on these forums because we know they gamble sports too

[Swinging Johnson]

If I close my eyes really tight and wish really hard...I can fly.

[THE PROFIT]

All true but the ashley judd thing wasn't nothing major. More or less, sit next to her at a kentucky game and we went out to eat after.
If you noticed, i have no accomplishments in the last few years

only cool if you eat HER out

[ouman101]

I play golf on the weekends, drink a 12 pack during the round, and still break 90. Does that count?

[clip1]

i had sex for 8 hour straight, no viagra, but that was 10 years ago

[clint227]

played college football at Wyoming. Beat UCLA in the Vegas bowl in 2004.

[cant call it]

I pushed coolio into a table at a bar in destin florida when he spilled his 'drank' on me

[Swinging Johnson]

i had sex for 8 hour straight, no viagra, but that was 10 years ago

That's a long time to be all alone.

[clip1]

very long time

[Iwinyourmoney]

Punt pass & kick region champ from age 10-13, 3 x straight. Finished top 4 in state every time

[harlee71]

I was in intern with the Dallas Cowboys for two years in college.

[warriorfan707]

card counting legend in northern california

[sickler]

This would have been me had I grew up in the cowboy culture. Being a city boy, I think those guys are crazy for getting on a bull's back......but my size (compact 150 lbs, strong for size)....and athletic ability would have been perfect for it.

Not brave enough or crazy enough, take your pick...