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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Gamblers do not like sex nor have the sex drive

    I would not fuk Brook Shields if she was here

    All I am worried about is getting my next bet down
    Being married provides the perfect amount of sex if you're a gambler. The two compliment eachother well so long as your wife doesn't mind you gambling. You fuk when needed and gamble whenever you want.

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    Need an update Bobby

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    Cougar you are one of the top 7 sickest sex nuts on SBR

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Cougar you are one of the top 7 sickest sex nuts on SBR
    You have no idea. I have fukked grandmas, filmed women without their knowledge, and jerked it inside a glasses case. Kept the case.

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    Bobby, did someone teach you how to release? Or did you figure it out yourself? Do you still release in your socks? Do you still have release stains on your wall or did they get cleaned up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    You have no idea. I have fukked grandmas, filmed women without their knowledge, and jerked it inside a glasses case. Kept the case.

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    Bobby, I will paypal you $100 if you make a video releasing to a JJ video and show it from the start of the jack the finish in your sock. Let me know.

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    Bobby check in. Surely this was your year?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    Stealthy was one of the first people in PT to know what I look like. All that damn smoking has screwed his memory. Bobby, if this situation hasn't changed by the Bash, I will fix it for you. Enough's enough now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    Bobby, did someone teach you how to release? Or did you figure it out yourself? Do you still release in your socks? Do you still have release stains on your wall or did they get cleaned up?
    oh holy shit, this may be your best post ever

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    Bobby, I will paypal you $100 if you make a video releasing to a JJ video and show it from the start of the jack the finish in your sock. Let me know.
    I thought you were offering alot more then $100...what happened?

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    Illini check in, Bobby is ready to deal is video virginity

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    Bobby, video of full anal bareback, full *** loads and all.

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    Bobby what's on tap tonight? You should hit the clubs with Zeta. Time to start making some moves.

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    Bobby: I'm as straight up as it get's. I'm sure nothing has changed with you. You have to be aggressive with this problem or you'll have an unfulfilling life. It's part of being a human being. You haven't even kissed anyone. Nevermind the sex, one step at a time.

    1. You need to get interaction on a date. There's dating websites, groups where people that have something in common meet eachother. You need to find a way and risk the rejection. Rejection is one of the most difficult things in dealing with the opposite sex. You're pushing 22. Get on a dating website and be flatout honest with your picture (if you lie, it will only hurt you). You have a decent job and most likely after a few months someone will respond.

    I'm not saying that this person will be beautiful or skinny, etc. Just get the interaction going. If you're honest, the person will be shocked at first but they won't make you feel like an ass and if they do, they're not worth it.

    If you get to that point of comfort, tell them that you never kissed anyone. The worst thing that they can do is laugh. I GUARANTEE YOU that someone will understand (and also like that you haven't been with various people). They'll show you how to kiss. It comes natural dude..no big deal.


    2. When you get to that point, you'll have gained some confidence. If you like them or like someone else, it doesn't matter, you're finally in "the game" so to speak. If you're with the same person, they know that you're inexperienced. If you get lucky enough to have a more desirable person ( a different person), you then have to risk rejection and go through the entire process again. Someone might want to be with you for any reason. Don't let them use you for money. Eventually, you'll get out of this funk. You can't live this way. It's not fair to you to not experience a natural part of life and also someone to hangout with of the opposite sex. You only have one life.

    I'll put it bluntly, the worst thing that happens is that you get rejected, feel foolish (even though you shouldn't) and try again. It happens to everyone. A long time ago I met the woman of my dreams and she flirted with me left and right. I finally got the nerve to ask her out and she was married. I felt so bad. (I never faced rejection and I'm almost double your age and I've had girlfriends and a "normal life") I got right back up there, went on a dating site, and started meeting more people. That's life dude
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    this thread is an absolute classic.

    Bobby whats your fetish?

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    Bobby probably likes big

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    Alright I didn't want to say anything.. but Bobby has been courting a certain someone from his past..

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    Bobby why haven't you pounded it yet?
    Last edited by Reload; 10-01-11 at 10:38 PM. Reason: Photo removed

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    Spankie, who is that broad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    Bobby is not bad looking actually, he just needs some confidence

    If he scores once, he will be fine

    Bobby you had your chance early and missed it

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    He picked the right friggin school The girls there are horny and put out.

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    Maybe Bobby likes rooster

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    Quote Originally Posted by BGS 9.5 View Post
    Spankie, who is that broad
    A woman that Bobby is interested in. I think they went to school together or something.

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    He needs to hit that asap

    common bobby, one time

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    Bobby get rid of those Phillies pajamas with the feet in them, step 1

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    Bobby when you finally find yourself inside a broad you are going to unleash the biggest load known to man

    Enjoy that moment pal you deserve it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spankie View Post
    Alright I didn't want to say anything.. but Bobby has been courting a certain someone from his past..

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    Bobby why haven't you pounded it yet?
    what the fuK?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    Bobby what's on tap tonight?
    Work 11p-7a

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    I think one of these days I need to take Mr.Bobby out hooker hunting.

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    If bobby's kissed a girl on the mouth then titties really do feel like bags of sand.


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    Quote Originally Posted by babyjesus View Post
    If bobby's kissed a girl on the mouth then titties really do feel like bags of sand.




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    just saying brah

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    Quote Originally Posted by diggler420 View Post




    BabyJesus

    "Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable." Leviticus 18:22

    just saying brah
    watch yo self diggler. my dad is always watching!

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    Quote Originally Posted by babyjesus View Post
    watch yo self diggler. my dad is always watching!
    IM an Atheist Fuk yo pops Diggler 1 BabyJesus 0

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    Game on

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    Quote Originally Posted by babyjesus View Post
    If bobby's kissed a girl on the mouth then titties really do feel like bags of sand.


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