1. 11-19-09 05:21 PM #176
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    When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised
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  2. 11-21-09 12:25 AM #177
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    If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till."
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  3. 11-21-09 12:25 AM #178
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    Death once has a Chuck Norris Experience
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  4. 11-21-09 01:59 AM #179
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sforz View Post
    Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. KeyStoneKid invented pink.
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  5. 11-30-09 03:25 PM #180
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    Quote Originally Posted by betplom View Post
    If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till."
    till death
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  6. 05-10-10 08:52 PM #181
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    If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fυcking beef.
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  7. 09-02-10 12:10 PM #182
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    Chuck Norris does not wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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  8. 09-02-10 12:34 PM #183
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    Chuck Norris is so cool he lost his virginity before his dad did.
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    Why does exist the Light in Earth?...because the darkness is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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    Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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  12. 02-16-12 07:58 PM #187
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    Chuck Norris' rage boils at room temperature
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  13. 02-16-12 07:59 PM #188
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    Chuck Norris once taught a class of martial arts.

    Unfortunately Chuck had forgiven to take elephant tranquilizers and killed every one just by saluting.
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    The Old Spice guy is still alive because Chuck Norris has yet to see any of his commercials.
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    Chuck Norris is the Chuck
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    Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he attracts the earth to him.
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