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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    With you, I'll take 1 out of 2! You'll make enough during football to make up for it. Plus I've always wanted a housebitch.
    She got ya pegged on that one PRO

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    I make a good housebitch, Pauly!

    I'm a clean freak, I'm an excellent cook, and I don't eat much, and I'm a master in the art of cunnilingus

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    Sold!

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    I make a good housebitch, Pauly! I'm a clean freak, I'm an excellent cook, and I don't eat much, and I'm a master in the art of cunnilingus
    Go for it....

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    Whoa, Shari...Profit just put it out there. Seriously, you are the perfect guy. Let's turn the tables, maybe you're really a chick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by melia26 View Post
    Whoa, Shari...Profit just put it out there. Seriously, you are the perfect guy. Let's turn the tables, maybe you're really a chick?
    I'll be more than happy to show ya I'm not










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    See you in a year and 2 months then, ya fukk.

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    Internet romances do not work

    Sorry

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Internet romances do not work

    Sorry
    ...he said as he looked absent-mindedly out his window, reminiscing all the attempts he has made so far and did not get lucky. One day, JJ, one day you shall succeed! I believe in you. (smiling cheekily)

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    Jule I like no one but myself

    I date myself

    Sorry

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    Quote Originally Posted by melia26 View Post
    See you in a year and 2 months then, ya fukk.

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Dutchman View Post
    News for you clowns: Teela is a woman

    No wonder she doesn't post here anymore...
    Don't tell lies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teela View Post
    Don't tell lies.
    Give me your points Teela. I will double them in 2 weeks....and of course return them plus a tidy profit to you. I am ready to do this for you. You're welcome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teela View Post
    Don't tell lies.
    Teela gave me no play when she was here so she is not high on the list. I like when a sbr woman poster teases me and a possibility of getting laid.

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    JJ, I offered you a night of your wildest fantasies. I think you may have gotten scared off due to my penis being larger than your own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Internet romances do not work

    Sorry

    yes they do. Thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadNina View Post
    yes they do. Thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadNina View Post
    yes they do. Thanks!
    I dare say Nina, I believe ours has gotten off to a rather rocky start but I am glad to see you have hope for us after all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jule View Post
    Nice! I like it!!! JJ Gould...I am 5'5 (I know...I am short).
    That's about average for a woman, depending on the reference point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadNina View Post
    yes they do. Thanks!
    Hey Nina, how bad are you? I want to put it in your mouth!



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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Teela gave me no play when she was here so she is not high on the list. I like when a sbr woman poster teases me and a possibility of getting laid.
    Does anyone who isn't related to you ever give you any play?





    And yes JJ your Aunt IS RELATED TO YOU!



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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    I make a good housebitch, Pauly! I'm a clean freak, I'm an excellent cook, and I don't eat much, and I'm a master in the art of cunnilingus
    http://www.menagea3.net/d/20090523.html probably nsfw

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    Quote Originally Posted by frank21 View Post
    Hey Nina, how bad are you? I want to put it in your mouth!


    I bite. Hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by melia26 View Post
    See you in a year and 2 months then, ya fukk.
    you can haul your little ass to Tennessee anytime. I promise I'll show you a better time than we'd have in Vegas!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadNina View Post
    I bite. Hard.

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    I may have to step up and dip my toe in your coy pond. How far are you from STL? Going there in July for a week to see my best friend, attend a grade school reunion, and catch a Cards game.

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    How does anyone know these are really females? Does not matter what they say, even if they post a picture. You have to love the internet.


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    Quote Originally Posted by melia26 View Post
    I may have to step up and dip my toe in your coy pond. How far are you from STL? Going there in July for a week to see my best friend, attend a grade school reunion, and catch a Cards game.
    Im a good ways from STL. Look at Johnson City, TN on a map. BUT!!!! My local AAA team, the Johnson City, Cardinals, is a STL farm team! So we'll get stoned first & with them in the same uniforms you'll never know that you're not at a STL Cards game



    http://web.minorleaguebaseball.com/index.jsp?sid=t438

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    Quote Originally Posted by samdapatriotsfan View Post
    How does anyone know these are really females? Does not matter what they say, even if they post a picture. You have to love the internet.

    I know Melia is a chic, damnit!

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    Dear silly skeptic,

    Please feel free to verfiy my gender with Willie Bee.

    Thanks.

    Nina

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    I'm going to the bash, I trust that Paco, et al will verify that I am all female.

    You fuk Profit. Wrong drug!

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    Quote Originally Posted by melia26 View Post
    I'm going to the bash, I trust that Paco, et al will verify that I am all female.

    You fuk Profit. Wrong drug!
    whatever you like, dear!

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    This thread is useless without pics

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadNina View Post
    Dear silly skeptic, Please feel free to verfiy my gender with Willie Bee. Thanks. Nina


    Quite a few who can verify mine as well.

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