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    Slainter true

    Delete this thread or women post pics

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    I was at last year's bash. Everyone can verify that I'm really a man.

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    I have a large penis.



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    Quote Originally Posted by frank21 View Post
    I have a large penis.


    And the Tin Man had a heart.

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    These women need to show pics or this thread is completely worthless, sorry.

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    We're all men. Sorry to ruin that illusion for you.

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    How do we know you are really men?

    Well except for Pecos Bill (who showed his very red, angry looking pecker) and JJ (who showed his teeny weenie).


    Pics or ban.

  9. #149
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    My dick is really thick.




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    So is Mr. Nina's.

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    Mine is thicker



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    ok, I have to make this one memorable since it is my 8000th post.
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    Frank, dear, while I am sure you have the thickest pecker your hand have ever loved, you seem to be a bit too....obsessed with it. There can never be room in a relationship for 3....you, whatever lady happens to be there, and your hand/pecker love. So, to put it as nicely as possible, no one but you cares.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadNina View Post
    ok, I have to make this one memorable since it is my 8000th post.
    o

    Frank, dear, while I am sure you have the thickest pecker your hand have ever loved, you seem to be a bit too....obsessed with it. There can never be room in a relationship for 3....you, whatever lady happens to be there, and your hand/pecker love. So, to put it as nicely as possible, no one but you cares.

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    Nina everyone wants to fuk you here

    You might move up on the list

    Nina show us your please, do you remember when I said I wanted to fuk you Russian style??

    I still do

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    JJ, while that is flattering (or creepy...depending on how you look at it), I have told you from day one that I am very much in love with a fine gentleman that I refer to as Mr. Nina. Alas, he is my lobster.

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    Nina is he good in bed

    Describe some of the sex you have and be graphic

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Nina is he good in bed

    Describe some of the sex you have and be graphic

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    Still waiting Nina

    Why did I know you would go silent

    There is no guy

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    Sorry, JJ, I turned my computer off and went and cooked supper. It was good.

    Ok, let's see. What would you like?

    The first two years we were together, he was living in Alpharetta, GA, which is about 3 hours from me. I was suppose to leave work early and drive over cause he wanted to take me to a Thrasher's game. His company had a corporate box and he could show me off a little too. Instead of leaving after lunch, I decided that no one was going to be in the office any way and I should just go. Had a nice drive, got there nice and early. Had a nice bubble bath, got some steaks out to marinade. Had some nice twice baked loaded potatoes ready to go and a salad. He was surprised when he got home and my SUV was already outside. He came in and there was music playing. And there was I....all nice and sweet looking in a black bustier, black thong, garter belt, stockings and heels. I had my hair up and was all smiles. And his jaw hit the floor. So worth it. I slowly walked up to him and took his briefcase and laid it down on the bar.

    To make a long story short we didn't make it to the hockey game.

    And JJ, he loves doing what you say you would like to do. Especially since I flick my tongue out to catch the head of his penis whenever he pushes up.

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    Nina I love this shit, tell us more!!!!!!

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    Well played

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Nina I love this shit, tell us more!!!!!!
    What would you like to know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadNina View Post
    Sorry, JJ, I turned my computer off and went and cooked supper. It was good.

    Ok, let's see. What would you like?

    The first two years we were together, he was living in Alpharetta, GA, which is about 3 hours from me. I was suppose to leave work early and drive over cause he wanted to take me to a Thrasher's game. His company had a corporate box and he could show me off a little too. Instead of leaving after lunch, I decided that no one was going to be in the office any way and I should just go. Had a nice drive, got there nice and early. Had a nice bubble bath, got some steaks out to marinade. Had some nice twice baked loaded potatoes ready to go and a salad. He was surprised when he got home and my SUV was already outside. He came in and there was music playing. And there was I....all nice and sweet looking in a black bustier, black thong, garter belt, stockings and heels. I had my hair up and was all smiles. And his jaw hit the floor. So worth it. I slowly walked up to him and took his briefcase and laid it down on the bar.

    To make a long story short we didn't make it to the hockey game.

    And JJ, he loves doing what you say you would like to do. Especially since I flick my tongue out to catch the head of his penis whenever he pushes up.
    Willie, your little girl is all grown up! Question: Willie Bee's worst nightmare Answer: This post by his lovely and "talented" daughter!

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    I'm going to pretend that I did not read anything in this thread.

    Start suppressing... now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadNina View Post
    Sorry, JJ, I turned my computer off and went and cooked supper. It was good.

    Ok, let's see. What would you like?

    The first two years we were together, he was living in Alpharetta, GA, which is about 3 hours from me. I was suppose to leave work early and drive over cause he wanted to take me to a Thrasher's game. His company had a corporate box and he could show me off a little too. Instead of leaving after lunch, I decided that no one was going to be in the office any way and I should just go. Had a nice drive, got there nice and early. Had a nice bubble bath, got some steaks out to marinade. Had some nice twice baked loaded potatoes ready to go and a salad. He was surprised when he got home and my SUV was already outside. He came in and there was music playing. And there was I....all nice and sweet looking in a black bustier, black thong, garter belt, stockings and heels. I had my hair up and was all smiles. And his jaw hit the floor. So worth it. I slowly walked up to him and took his briefcase and laid it down on the bar.

    To make a long story short we didn't make it to the hockey game.

    And JJ, he loves doing what you say you would like to do. Especially since I flick my tongue out to catch the head of his penis whenever he pushes up.
    Wow Nina!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson View Post
    Willie, your little girl is all grown up! Question: Willie Bee's worst nightmare Answer: This post by his lovely and "talented" daughter!
    I like to pretend he doesn't read my posts. This is why he drinks.

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    I will tittyfuk you too!



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    No you won't!

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    JJ, time to redo the rankings. Some of these wimmin have vacated the premises. Your guinea charm could only keep them here so long

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    you think there's 10 women here

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    Beth is the new #1

    She's a hot NASCAR capper

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