1. 12-25-20 04:12 PM #1
    Doug tushyterror
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    Bears (-369) 5535/1500 & 2 $500 parlays

    Not the greatest strategy in the world since both parlays will probably lose so I'm essentially risking $6535 to win $500 on the Bears if so.

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  2. 12-25-20 04:13 PM #2
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    you need an intervention
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  3. 12-25-20 04:15 PM #3
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    good lucks douglas
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  4. 12-25-20 04:16 PM #4
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    You just don't learn do you..
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  5. 12-25-20 04:17 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    you need an intervention
    Hes at the right place
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  6. 12-25-20 04:17 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    good lucks douglas
    Thanks Cinci
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  7. 12-25-20 04:17 PM #7
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    Are you all in with these ?
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  8. 12-25-20 04:24 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Are you all in with these ?
    Not this time..65% in..I'll wait till the Sun 4pms before making any more bets regardless of today's & Sat's results.
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  9. 12-25-20 04:26 PM #9
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    Doug I loved that Bears live play last week. Good luck
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  10. 12-25-20 04:28 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    Not this time..65% in..I'll wait till the Sun 4pms before making any more bets regardless of today's & Sat's results.
    Ok good luck
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  11. 12-25-20 04:34 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Otters27 View Post
    Doug I loved that Bears live play last week. Good luck
    Thanks Otters glad you jumped on them live last wk too..Can't possibly see them losing this wk considering what's at stake for both teams.
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  12. 12-25-20 04:37 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Ok good luck
    Appreciate it..something tells me MIN Is gonna kill both parlays unless NO scores 50+.(knew I should've live bet over 52.5 instead when it was 7-0).
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  13. 12-25-20 05:15 PM #13
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    6000 to win 500 on trubisky, sounds like a good bet
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  14. 12-25-20 06:48 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by lonegambler23 View Post
    6000 to win 500 on trubisky, sounds like a good bet
    Get it right dumbass 6535 to win 500 on trub.
    With the Saints winning that 5TP has an outside shot if the Rams win. TB & ARI should win & DAL should stay within 4.5
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  15. 12-25-20 06:54 PM #15
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    It does not matter. You are a phony. An air bettor. I know your real name and I had your worthless arse checked out. Bookmaker has never heard of you. Don't try to tell us that you use an AKA there either. All these years and you never became a pro. What a crock of crap.
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  16. 12-25-20 06:56 PM #16
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    I am on Da Bears in a parlay/teaser.
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  17. 12-25-20 06:59 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigdaddyQH View Post
    It does not matter. You are a phony. An air bettor. I know your real name and I had your worthless arse checked out. Bookmaker has never heard of you. Don't try to tell us that you use an AKA there either. All these years and you never became a pro. What a crock of crap.
    To prove how much of a cornball pedo troll you are, if you could post my actual first & last name I'll Zelle you $2500 today(max limit) & the next 8 days.($22,500 total) . All you have to do is post my correct name & then PM me your email address & the money is yours.(Had to put in a contacts name to initiate the transfer)But let me guess jizz for brains, that's yet another fake screenshot huh?
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  18. 12-25-20 07:04 PM #18
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    he's betting basically for the parlays on teams that will give max effort to stay where they are at in wildcard race or to win division (saints)

    only weird one is the cowboys spread... could easily lose that game is total toss up

    bears jags .... jags have better QB but will they be fine with staying put at 1 win since the jets won a game... tank strategy there
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  19. 12-25-20 07:32 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaTopMoron View Post
    he's betting basically for the parlays on teams that will give max effort to stay where they are at in wildcard race or to win division (saints)

    only weird one is the cowboys spread... could easily lose that game is total toss up

    bears jags .... jags have better QB but will they be fine with staying put at 1 win since the jets won a game... tank strategy there
    Exactly right, would've worked last wk except I was dumb enough to throw a -1900 in the mix. I was gonna actually take CAR instead of the Rams in the 5TP but that was off the board. I just got a weird feeling DAL is gonna win out while WAS continues collapsing after I regretfully passed on DAL winning the division at +4500 last wk.
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  20. 12-25-20 08:09 PM #20
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    Jags would be stupid af if they try to win here since they have the number 1 pick atm and has a chance to draft Lawrence.
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  21. 12-25-20 08:45 PM #21
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    Indy is a sucker bet
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  22. 12-25-20 08:57 PM #22
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    Doug good luck
    Man

    They write books about guys like you
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  23. 12-25-20 09:50 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shutup View Post
    Indy is a sucker bet
    That's why I threw them in that longshot 6TP cuz between them, MIA & DAL ML I'm not holding out much hope just hoping to get lucky.
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  24. 12-25-20 09:53 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Doug good luck
    Man

    They write books about guys like you

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  25. 12-26-20 05:57 PM #25
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    Decided to somewhat hedge the Bears ML with these 2 plays but it's probably gonna be a waste unless ARI comes back & MIA wins. Even if that happens got a bad feeling about BALT tomorrow with Jones coming back and the Giants run D.
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  26. 12-26-20 08:53 PM #26
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    Adding to the potential carnage. If the Bears lose gonna go from 10K to 1756 & even if they win & Fins lose all this just to break even.
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  27. 12-26-20 08:57 PM #27
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    dougy you clearly want to lose man




    no one feels bad for you at this point


    i quit after 2nd time you did it
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  28. 12-26-20 09:05 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    dougy you clearly want to lose man




    no one feels bad for you at this point


    i quit after 2nd time you did it
    Hey Rudy why don't you scroll up a bit to post #17 & notice how I have over 23K in my checking account just in the last 2 months of pure profit while I'm guessing you don't have a pot to piss in. Trust me pal, I'm definitely not looking for anybody's sympathy.
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  29. 12-27-20 01:52 AM #29
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    Doug... Colts are without both starting OT

    if they don't move BIG Q to play LT tomorrow since it's such a huge game then Colts are in deep trouble... the backup LT gets beat easily by speed and Rivers is a statue. Steelers will key on that and attack appropriately

    BIG Q did play some LT in an earlier game this season and he looked pretty decent

    check the Colts website/forums for info
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  30. 12-27-20 07:54 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaTopMoron View Post
    Doug... Colts are without both starting OT

    if they don't move BIG Q to play LT tomorrow since it's such a huge game then Colts are in deep trouble... the backup LT gets beat easily by speed and Rivers is a statue. Steelers will key on that and attack appropriately

    BIG Q did play some LT in an earlier game this season and he looked pretty decent

    check the Colts website/forums for info
    Hey man appreciate the heads up but I'm pretty much chalking that parlay up as a loss considering I also need DAL to win. The only game I'm worried about is the Bears game. Right now I'm at a $1281 balance but if CHI wins it'll be $13,075.(if the parlay also miraculously hits it'll be $19K) I'm actually considering a 2TP ML with JAX & the Rams 1281 to win 10,453 to ensure a profit if the Rams win considering how much I have riding on the Bears. Got a sinking feeling the Bears are gonna royally fukk me on my birthday.
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  31. 12-27-20 03:20 PM #31
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    huge win doug
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  32. 12-27-20 03:26 PM #32
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    Very nice doug.
    I did well with the bears.
    Had them to win 1st quarter and -14.5 +215 for the game.
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  33. 12-27-20 03:59 PM #33
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    B e a r s...bears bears bears
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  34. 12-27-20 04:12 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by lonegambler23 View Post
    huge win doug
    Thanks LG..would've been nice to hit one of those parlays but I can't complain much about a $3500 day. Right as I'm typing this, my gf sends me this text.(Pretty sure that's all I'm gonna be getting from her on my BD based on the last 4 yrs)

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  35. 12-27-20 04:15 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by pablo222 View Post
    Very nice doug.
    I did well with the bears.
    Had them to win 1st quarter and -14.5 +215 for the game.
    Thanks Pablo, turned it off after the Bears went up 7-3 just to those hopeful vibes & just now checked the result. Nice payout on the alt. line!
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