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    VIDEO: Donk On the Farm, Deep S. Texas; message to JJ, singin' Johnny Cash!!!

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    Good choice of song Donk

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    Don't waste anything.

    Excellent lesson to be learned.

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    fire that fukker!!

    Looks peaceful out there

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    fire that fukker!!

    Looks peaceful out there
    S&W 357 magnum...... so far i've killed two red winged blackbirds, a jackrabbit, and a 5 foot western diamond back with it since I came down here four days ago......

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    new vids tomorrow..... parts one and two of blazing away with my newly acquired covid-19 stopper, a 357 mag my dad handed down to me now that he's hit 80 and has killed enough people with it.....

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    There’s no houses out that way all farms
    farm land

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    just me and three similarly hung donkeys, who we call "The Tres Amigos," lookin' for some action, any way we can get it.....

    I was through a half bottle of Maker's Mark -- only a fifth -- when I made the shooting vids..... so don't expect too much.........

    about to start uploading the fukkers to youtube.... the wireless internet out here in BFE (bum fuk egypt, or sum shit like that), is so bad it took two hours to upload my johnny cash karoke video.....

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    Well done Donk. One of your better videos.

    Farming is noble work. Good stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    You don’t want JJ to come down. He is lazy and will be a drain on the local resources.

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    Donkers a good ole boy!!! This beach boy in Cali could sit down and have a beer with this dude and shoot the shit..

    You're turning gray though bud, age catching up with you from your vids from years ago.. All good though, that's not fire wood either. That be dead brush weeds you were cutting..

    Johnny LIVE!!!


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    Rural Texas.... I like it being an Okie. I am all about living in the sticks myself. I own cattle and have a Ruger .44 mag ! Trimming trees does require some drinking !

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    Can you see Trump's wall from your farm?
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    mostly kindlin, but a few bigger dead branches are actual fire wood; the bigger shit off that smaller oak came down first, and was under all the brushier, smaller shit.....


    one of those silver sheds is full of fire would of the type your thinkin' of; the type you cali boys would probably use a splitter on, which I use an axe on the choppin' block for.......

    obviously, I was pulling little limbs apart with my hands, all that shit was kindling........

    better vids are loadin' as I speak......

    youtube slow as fuk out here on the farm.......

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    farm land

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    Good stuff. I love the country.

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    Guys with big coks usually have big guns it is interesting

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    Good work Donk

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    lets see some rounds fired!

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    real working man there...not even wearing gloves while cutting down the trees
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    trees all trimmed, grain all in......

    good weekend down on the farm.....

    have a few more vids to load once I get back to htown tomorrow........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    just me and three similarly hung donkeys, who we call "The Tres Amigos," lookin' for some action, any way we can get it.....

    I was through a half bottle of Maker's Mark -- only a fifth -- when I made the shooting vids..... so don't expect too much.........

    about to start uploading the fukkers to youtube.... the wireless internet out here in BFE (bum fuk egypt, or sum shit like that), is so bad it took two hours to upload my johnny cash karoke video.....
    Donker, JJ will clean up after those donkeys for free room and board.




    Be a nice guy Donker and give JJ a room with a peep hole peeping into your bedroom so he can watch you banging Mrs. Donker every night while he wacks his 2.5" pud.

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    I like Donk

    Reminds me of my grandpa

    but is he a lawyer and farmer????????

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    I wouldn’t want this guy as my lawyer he seems more like a street lawyer with no credentials to back it up

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I wouldn’t want this guy as my lawyer he seems more like a street lawyer with no credentials to back it up
    Are you kidding??

    I wouldn't want anybody BUT Donker to me my lawyer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Are you kidding??

    I wouldn't want anybody BUT Donker to me my lawyer.



    particularly a case I'm passionate about, as I really turn up the heat:


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    oh fawk this guy is going to put me out of business !
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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    oh fawk this guy is going to put me out of business !
    Manny, what song do you sing when whacking wood?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Manny, what song do you sing when whacking wood?

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    Nice.

    I was 97% sure Manny would say this song


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    damn..... those eye brow raising signals that black bottom boi was signaling probably make ttwarrior jealous.......

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