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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    redfish....

    speckled trout:






    Trout one rung above reds; have been offered bj's for trout, never for a red.....
    Sweet

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Speech auto
    I may use her ask my spokeswoman for said speech:



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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    redfish....

    speckled trout:






    Trout one rung above reds; have been offered bj's for trout, never for a red.....
    And this is why he is Mr. America
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    diggity, I have seen rednecks down in Matagorda wearing this shit, containing both our favorite fish species to trade for sex on the beach with hungry Mexican women:





    I may send you one, wear it on the newport beach boardwalk, smile at the chicks, point at the shirt, and they'll know that you know they'll fuk and suck for fish.....

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    Donker I live in Texas now.

    Will cost less money to ship me that shirt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Donker I live in Texas now.
    Nice Diggy. Where at in TX? I'l be down that way next week.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Donker I live in Texas now.

    Will cost less money to ship me that shirt.

    damn, and you're just now letting me know?

    where at?

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    Austin

    This place is weird as hell

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Austin

    This place is weird as hell
    Ah Sorry man I'm not going to be that far east. Next time I'm down in Dallas I'll shoot ya a PM though.

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    Where you going, Hubie?

    El Fukkin Paso?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Austin

    This place is weird as hell

    lived there for ten years, three in law school (87-90) and seven in private practice after moving back from so cal in 1993.....

    lived on Montana Norte and Stevenson Ave in Tarrytown after coming back from Newport Beach.....

    you there for the long haul?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Austin

    This place is weird as hell
    Why Austin? Feels weird that your not in LA.

    Are you starting new medical practice or taking one over from someone there?



    ​hehehehehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Why Austin? Feels weird that your not in LA.

    Are you starting new medical practice or taking one over from someone there?



    ​hehehehehe

    heard that some "proctologist" had gone wild with examinations on UT coeds..... guess that answers that question.....


    go to Shady Grove and order the cajun fried catfish, twice baked potato, and a large, fishbowl size "shady thang" to drink.....

    first house in austin down on stevenson ave in Tarrytown;


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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    lived there for ten years, three in law school (87-90) and seven in private practice after moving back from so cal in 1993.....

    lived on Montana Norte and Stevenson Ave in Tarrytown after coming back from Newport Beach.....

    you there for the long haul?
    I’m not far from there, Donker. I’m in the Travis Country area.

    I guess Ricky Williams owns the liquor store down the street, so I have to check that out.

    Donker, how much ass did you pick up from 6th street? I bet speckled trout would go a long way there.

    I’m here for the long haul.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Why Austin? Feels weird that your not in LA.

    Are you starting new medical practice or taking one over from someone there?



    ​hehehehehe
    I never lived in LA. King Mayan lives in that shit hole, I lived in OC.

    KVB, I’m out here examining breats ( )

    I guess I need to check out Shady Grove. It’s only 6 miles away.

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    Chuy's (tex mex) right next door to shady grove (at least it was last time I was there, around 2010-2012 or so), it's pretty damn good too..... the one there on riverside is the original chuy's, now they have em in dallas and htown as well.....

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    check out 410 congress avenue.....

    where I officed for several years, best thing about the place is the down stairs octogon conf room/office; I banged a huge dd'd babe on my desk in that office (the one that left the huge tit imprints on the glass top that covered that desk).....

    damn, I loved that city....

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    I’ve driven by Chuys a few times, never stopped to eat.

    I’m enjoying the Tex Mex. it’s definitely different from Cali Mexican food.

    Now answer my question about 6th street, Donker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hubie69 View Post
    I'm pretty set as far as cash goes, so not much there.

    I've got a passport.

    Set me up with an ocean side crib for my wife and I. I guarantee foot traffic would increase by 50% within 6 months on the forums.
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    lets get hubie down there crunching numbers and softwares

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    check out 410 congress avenue.....

    where I officed for several years, best thing about the place is the down stairs octogon conf room/office; I banged a huge dd'd babe on my desk in that office (the one that left the huge tit imprints on the glass top that covered that desk).....

    damn, I loved that city....
    Oh wow... I might have to go there and take a picture to post here.

    I love sight seeing.

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    shit, they turned it into a quick print (it's an old historic building -- like southwest telephone/telegraph -- the start of sw bell long ago).... that was sad to see..... some horned up lawyers should have kept the fire burning after i left..... they'd probably let you in to see the Octogon conf room -- it's immediately behind the reception area.....

    on the upside, next door is my old watering hole, "SpeakEasy", at 412 congress.... it was a mere twenty foot walk to go from there back to my office to bang whatever babe I picked up there..... I had the first drink they ever served to a paying customer at that place, a guiness on draft....

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I never lived in LA. King Mayan lives in that shit hole, I lived in OC.

    KVB, I’m out here examining breats ( )

    I guess I need to check out Shady Grove. It’s only 6 miles away.
    LA basin bro, LA basin...

    As far as examining bewbz, pics or it never happened.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I’ve driven by Chuys a few times, never stopped to eat.

    I’m enjoying the Tex Mex. it’s definitely different from Cali Mexican food.

    Now answer my question about 6th street, Donker.
    Should I move there?

    Is the food we worth it?

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    I’m going to hit up all these places Donker mentions.

    Imagine if I bang a girl that Donker banged???

    We’ll be tunnel buddies!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I’ve driven by Chuys a few times, never stopped to eat.

    I’m enjoying the Tex Mex. it’s definitely different from Cali Mexican food.

    Now answer my question about 6th street, Donker.
    originally missed that post.... in law school, spent more time tappin' ass picked up on sixth street than I did in the UT law school.... maggie may's was the best place for "easy chase/easy catch" quality poon back in the day..... not sure if that place is still around, most bars open/close/reopen/close/reopen etc every three years or so.....

    fourth street became the place to go for poon if you weren't a college kid.... scored plenty of ass from both, just at different times in my life... sixth street was two-three pieces of ass per week for three years minus one summer.... math on that alone puts it at around 400 or so, and that feels about right.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I’m going to hit up all these places Donker mentions.

    Imagine if I bang a girl that Donker banged???

    We’ll be tunnel buddies!
    Go for it DDD, I heard its we worth it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Should I move there?

    Is the food we worth it?
    The food here is great.

    The Tex Mex is good, but not as good as Mexican food in California in my opinion. But that’s only because Southern California has bomb ass fukkin Mexican food.

    Breakfast tacos are a big thing here, which is weird.

    The BBQ here is TREMENDOUS. Already bought myself a smoker and learning how to use it.

    Then random stupid shit like this as well:

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    daggles why do you take pictures of your food?


    embarrassing bro

    only females do that

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    Already bought a smoker.

    Definitely the long haul for DDD.

    Can't wait to visit.

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    there's a breakfast place on e. sixth st. (on the "bad side" of I-35, ie, where the poor mexican's used to live), where huevos rancheros is the best in texas (by many people's opinion).... may be called frisco's .... on e. sixth or seventh, kind of a famous place among locals.... you'll have to try it out....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    originally missed that post.... in law school, spent more time tappin' ass picked up on sixth street than I did in the UT law school.... maggie may's was the best place for "easy chase/easy catch" quality poon back in the day..... not sure if that place is still around, most bars open/close/reopen/close/reopen etc every three years or so.....

    fourth street became the place to go for poon if you weren't a college kid.... scored plenty of ass from both, just at different times in my life... sixth street was two-three pieces of ass per week for three years minus one summer.... math on that alone puts it at around 400 or so, and that feels about right.....
    Maggy Mae’s is still around.

    How do I know? Well I’m glad you asked, let me tell you how I fukkin know.

    Becasue they have my fukkin debit card.

    I went bar hopping Thursday night on 6th and Maggie Maes was my last stop. I left the tab open then forgot to grab my card on my way out.

    This place claims to be open seven days a week from 3 PM until 2 AM. I have gone back three different times after 3 PM and they were closed every single time, even on Sunday during the Houston Texans playoff game. Wtf kinda shit is that?

    And they NEVER answer their god damn phone.

    I think I’m just going to have to report the card as lost to the bank and close it down.

    Fuk Maggie Mays

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    diggity, if you run across the Fournier sisters, all hot brunettes, Lanay and her 3 sisters, fuk all of them as often as you can.... they seemed to be locals who probably never left austin.....

    met one at maggie mae's and took her home to my condo an banged her.... about a month later, I meet this babe at Maggie Mae's who wants me to take her home..... next morning after we bang again her sister rolls in, and it's the babe I banged a month earlier at my place --- pure random situation.....

    the third sister, after hearing Lanay and her sis carry on about my kahk, has to take it for a whirl, as well..... those three lived together; there may have been one more sister that got away from me, due to not living with the others......

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    daggles why do you take pictures of your food?


    embarrassing bro

    only females do that
    Dude, I wear SBR panties.

    Next question

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    there's a breakfast place on e. sixth st. (on the "bad side" of I-35, ie, where the poor mexican's used to live), where huevos rancheros is the best in texas (by many people's opinion).... may be called frisco's .... on e. sixth or seventh, kind of a famous place among locals.... you'll have to try it out....
    I stayed on the bad side by accident before moving out here.

    East Austin right?

    I stayed there in an airbnb for a week. Online the area looked nice. I didn’t know until I got there and noticed I was the only white guy in the neighborhood.

    Drove by this place many times in that week.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    diggity, if you run across the Fournier sisters, all hot brunettes, Lanay and her 3 sisters, fuk all of them as often as you can.... they seemed to be locals who probably never left austin.....

    met one at maggie mae's and took her home to my condo an banged her.... about a month later, I meet this babe at Maggie Mae's who wants me to take her home..... next morning after we bang again her sister rolls in, and it's the babe I banged a month earlier at my place --- pure random situation.....

    the third sister, after hearing Lanay and her sis carry on about my kahk, has to take it for a whirl, as well..... those three lived together; there may have been one more sister that got away from me, due to not living with the others......


    Oh wow. I’m going to look for these broads.

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