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    b1slickguy
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    SBR Night Before Christmas

    Twas the night before Christmas and all through the forum
    JJ Gold posting nonsense, but showing surprising decorum
    Totals and spreads all hung with great care
    Otters on money lines that no one else would even dare
    Posters are anxious and attentive to line movement
    Hoping for wins and bankroll improvement
    And Drew with his contests and I with my 5 guesses
    Shari banning ghosts by checking IP addresses
    Choosing and clicking, looking to punish my bookies
    I sit back with some cole cuts and oriole cookies
    To hit the big money line dog would be such a rush
    A Seaweed thread appears, which team did he mush?
    My team scores to end the half up and on a roll
    Then Diggity posts a left, right or middle poll
    My dog has no fight to start the second half
    A sack and a fumble and all I could do was laugh
    The refs threw flags like candy at a parade
    Cursing myself for the play that I made
    A terrible loss, the ending was lame
    Now to be creative to stay in the game.
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    Nice work pal. Merry Xmas
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    no thread today will be better than this one....slicker for the win
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    Well done
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    well done!
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    well done
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    Nominated
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    use this masterpiece as an example also for those of you here that nominate any kind of garbage posts as you see fit

    this is the real type of post that deserves nominations

    rant finished
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    Merry Christmas, everyone!
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    Merry Christmas bro!
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    Donít like the jab you mother fukker
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    Sad that a fukking useless big bear thread about coffee getting more responses than this one.....fukk off posters....get your shit together

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    very impressive
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Sad that a fukking useless big bear thread about coffee getting more responses than this one.....fukk off posters....get your shit together
    I posted in both:

    truth is as good it is Iím a egomaniac and slightly offended my name wasnít mentioned. Even if it was ripping on me!!

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    Booya711
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    I posted in both:

    truth is as good it is I’m a egomaniac and slightly offended my name wasn’t mentioned. Even if it was ripping on me!!
    Got hammered and went to the tank...
    oh shit to find there was also 2daBank

    happy???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Got hammered and went to the tank...
    oh shit to find there was also 2daBank

    happy???
    Yes very. Thanks pal,

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    I posted in both:

    truth is as good it is I’m a egomaniac and slightly offended my name wasn’t mentioned. Even if it was ripping on me!!
    yea bro

    not enough names mentioned


    we need another, 2da bank is easy to incorporate

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    oh wow

    booya on top of things

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    Booya711
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    Hanging at the track with my boy funny...
    hit a trifecta thankfully because it’s all about the $$$
    needed food but realized I’m not a foodie
    got a case a beer and shared it with my homie Rudy
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    This is thread needs to be pinned at the top!!!! Common mods do the right thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    oh wow

    booya on top of things
    Nice to have him around so much again!!! In fact I shall dedicate a verse to him.


    The times were filled with wonder and cheer Chatting with booya a friend I hold dear,
    when we heard something on the roof what is that clatter, just big bear posting more blabber.

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    Oriole cookies are disgusting... I always get the feathers caught in my teeth.
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    Merry Christmas my fellow degenerates! Here’s to a great season and a winning New Year!
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    Nice poem.

    Merry Christmas boys!!
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    guess it's time to whip out my kardashiho xmas poem, an sbr tradition....


    https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...auto-donk.html
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    Glory to the new born Trivia

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    Not enough names


    hell, sbr drew made it

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    gamblers such complainers

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    where is hubies?


    didnt he make one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    gamblers such complainers
    A wise man once said

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