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    Lead singer for a rocknroll band.

    I actually did the thing down here in Costa Rica... played for 3-4 years, released 2 singles and shared stage with Tommy Ramone at a punk tribute gig. It was fun times.

    Id like to play again but more as a hobby.

    I auditioned to be the new Stone Temple Pilots singer and made it to the final 20... unfortunately I didn't have $ to audition/travel to the US so Ill never know if I could have gotten it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    Lead singer for a rocknroll band.

    I actually did the thing down here in Costa Rica... played for 3-4 years, released 2 singles and shared stage with Tommy Ramone at a punk tribute gig. It was fun times.

    Id like to play again but more as a hobby.

    I auditioned to be the new Stone Temple Pilots singer and made it to the final 20... unfortunately I didn't have $ to audition/travel to the US so Ill never know if I could have gotten it.
    That's pretty cool! I would love do to this with poker. I don't have it.

    You must be good to have gotten top 20 for stp. You do look the part man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    Lead singer for a rocknroll band.

    I actually did the thing down here in Costa Rica... played for 3-4 years, released 2 singles and shared stage with Tommy Ramone at a punk tribute gig. It was fun times.

    Id like to play again but more as a hobby.

    I auditioned to be the new Stone Temple Pilots singer and made it to the final 20... unfortunately I didn't have $ to audition/travel to the US so Ill never know if I could have gotten it.





    I like to ask ppl what the most important instrument to a band is.

    Everyone has their own opinion.

    But they never get the answer correct.

    The Vocals is the most important.

    Anyone can learn to play an instrument.

    Only a small percentage are born with a Voice.
    Last edited by Hman; 01-09-18 at 11:38 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    a pair of panties
    these panties, in all likelihood:


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    holy shit... I just noticed this guy is wearing stevieK in a f'n airport.....

    wtf???

    wearing stevieK in public?

    i'm surprised his balls aren't much, much bigger.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    don't take it personally, stevie.....

    it's kind of like big papi walking by some rookie batting practice pitcher serving up 82 mph "fastballs".... you can't expect that he's not gonna step into the cage and drive one about five hundred feet when it's served up to him like that......

    same is true with that "i wanna be panties" post.....

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    it was a good post by me

    not great, but definitely good

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    in your defense, that is a pretty shade of blue.....

    seems almost enhanced by the other blue hues in that airport carpet.....

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    in other news, TTWarrior was just seen sprinting down a concourse heading to gate E9.....

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    quick poll: what airport do you think that fukhead was at.....

    ok, penetrate the poll, as we all already suspected it was -- no offense taddy -- mother f'n san fran.....

    we were right:


    From the Chronicle today:
    US Airways spokeswoman Valerie Wunder confirmed she’d received the photo before last week’s incident in San Francisco and had spoken to (Jill) Tarlow (the passenger who sent the photo), but said employees had been correct not to ask the man to cover himself. “We don’t have a dress code policy,” Wunder said. “Obviously, if their private parts are exposed, that’s not appropriate. … So if they’re not exposing their private parts, they’re allowed to fly.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hman View Post
    I like to ask ppl what the most important instrument to a band is.

    Everyone has their own opinion.

    But they never get the answer correct.

    The Vocals is the most important.

    Anyone can learn to play an instrument.

    Only a small percentage are born with a Voice.
    you can say it as much as you want, but it's wrong

    anyone can learn an instrument the same as they can sing, doesn't mean it's going to be good

    99% of pop girls can "sing" because a marketing agency taught them to

    any dikkhead can learn guitar if they try hard enough, some people just have the talent to be great

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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    you can say it as much as you want, but it's wrong

    anyone can learn an instrument the same as they can sing, doesn't mean it's going to be good

    99% of pop girls can "sing" because a marketing agency taught them to

    any dikkhead can learn guitar if they try hard enough, some people just have the talent to be great



    Matter of opinion I suppose.

    Point is some things can be taught, some things you are born with.

    You can't teach speed.
    You are born with it.

    You can teach someone to be book smart, but you're born with common sense.

    You can learn to play an instrument, but born with a singing voice & singing lessons will only make someone with that talent better, and not benefit those who will never have it.

    All in fun DiscussIon

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    you can also teach speed, it's why everyone that thinks they can get drafted goes to a training center the day after their season is done

    just not a big fan of cliches that aren't based in reality

    all in fun for sure

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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    you can also teach speed, it's why everyone that thinks they can get drafted goes to a training center the day after their season is done

    just not a big fan of cliches that aren't based in reality

    all in fun for sure
    Tend to agree more with Hman on the speed. Guys that go to the training facilities are trying to improve whatever time by .1 at the most. They are not suddenly going to have a ton more speed, but their improvement on technique can give them that little extra boost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cardinals01 View Post
    Tend to agree more with Hman on the speed. Guys that go to the training facilities are trying to improve whatever time by .1 at the most. They are not suddenly going to have a ton more speed, but their improvement on technique can give them that little extra boost.
    yeah, of course

    but it's literally teaching speed

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Punks

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    Okkkkk????

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