1. 01-09-18 03:09 PM #36
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  2. 01-10-18 12:09 AM #37
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    I applied once to be a trash man. Missed the call back but thought it would fun to ride around hanging on to the back end of the truck.
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  3. 01-10-18 12:28 AM #38
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  5. 01-10-18 02:38 AM #40
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  6. 01-10-18 02:38 AM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by LVHerbie View Post
    I applied once to be a trash man. Missed the call back but thought it would fun to ride around hanging on to the back end of the truck.
    They actually don't even do that anymore. Took all the excitement out of the job
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  7. 01-10-18 03:10 AM #42
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  8. 01-10-18 08:11 AM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by bonzaii View Post
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  10. 01-10-18 08:14 AM #45
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  11. 01-10-18 08:22 AM #46
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    they got some commercial going around with some lady who was the location scout for pacific rim. No doubt nepotism got her that sweet job.



    Quote Originally Posted by LVHerbie View Post
    I applied once to be a trash man. Missed the call back but thought it would fun to ride around hanging on to the back end of the truck.
    you still earn the same per hour so you really didn't miss your calling if you think about it. You ended up right where you were supposed to be due to your below average IQ and laziness.
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  12. 01-10-18 10:05 AM #47
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  13. 01-10-18 10:08 AM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by bonzaii View Post
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    Porn or drive-by guy?
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  15. 01-10-18 03:59 PM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by brooks85 View Post
    you still earn the same per hour so you really didn't miss your calling if you think about it. You ended up right where you were supposed to be due to your below average IQ and laziness.
    Liddle Brookie my currently hourly is probably much lower but with casinos providing all the essentials (food, housing, gas, cigarettes, alcohol, etc) and Trump still allowing things like Obamacare and Obama phones to hang around and take care of other recurring expenses how much more does one really need?
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  16. 01-10-18 04:16 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Porn or drive-by guy?
    I prob start out as a street soldier and work my way up the ladder till I build cred. I couldn't handle all those dicks around me while penetrating all those skanks in the porn biz.
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  17. 01-10-18 04:22 PM #52
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  18. 01-10-18 04:38 PM #53
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    Have my fantasy job now.. Retired from real work because of real estate investments I made earlier on in life.. Sports capping and gambling daily now without a care in the world... Living the dream fellas..

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  19. 01-10-18 05:29 PM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by vividjohn45 View Post
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  20. 01-10-18 05:32 PM #55
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  21. 01-10-18 11:12 PM #56
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  22. 01-11-18 12:09 AM #57
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    Fantasy job of mine might be to bar tend on some remote tropical island with great music pumping and a lively scene full of nice looking women having a good time on vacation..... I might enjoy that for a few months...



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  23. 01-11-18 01:38 AM #58
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  24. 01-11-18 01:46 AM #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Fantasy job of mine might be to bar tend on some remote tropical island with great music pumping and a lively scene full of nice looking women having a good time on vacation..... I might enjoy that for a few months...
    No BS, work cruise ships. Closest you'll ever get, and it's doable. I did it on a Hawaii ship, which is the polar opposite of poon central trust me (all couples and old people), and I still got plenty of action, and it would reset every week. Plus the girls who work the ship are down AF because they're used to getting banged all the time, and now they're stuck on a boat. And half the male staff is usually gay, so this ups your odds.

    Buddy of mine got divorced and tried doing the very thing you just described Jibby, but Caribbean islands and tropical resorts won't hire anybody for jobs their own people can do. The whole point of having those big resorts is to provide jobs for the locals. Really really hard job to get if you're not.
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  25. 01-11-18 01:52 AM #60
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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    Lead singer for a rocknroll band.

    I actually did the thing down here in Costa Rica... played for 3-4 years, released 2 singles and shared stage with Tommy Ramone at a punk tribute gig. It was fun times.

    Id like to play again but more as a hobby.

    I auditioned to be the new Stone Temple Pilots singer and made it to the final 20... unfortunately I didn't have $ to audition/travel to the US so Ill never know if I could have gotten it.
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  26. 01-11-18 03:22 AM #61
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    Gold your fantasy job is to be a lawyer?

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  27. 01-11-18 12:24 PM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ralphie Halves View Post
    No BS, work cruise ships. Closest you'll ever get, and it's doable. I did it on a Hawaii ship, which is the polar opposite of poon central trust me (all couples and old people), and I still got plenty of action, and it would reset every week. Plus the girls who work the ship are down AF because they're used to getting banged all the time, and now they're stuck on a boat. And half the male staff is usually gay, so this ups your odds.

    Buddy of mine got divorced and tried doing the very thing you just described Jibby, but Caribbean islands and tropical resorts won't hire anybody for jobs their own people can do. The whole point of having those big resorts is to provide jobs for the locals. Really really hard job to get if you're not.
    Refreshing take on the cruise ship bar tending gig Ralphie.. I might have tried that 20 years ago..

    I here you on on the tropical island bar tending thing, was always just a pipe dream for me.. The social drinking surfer in me coming out I guess... ..
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  28. 01-11-18 12:41 PM #63
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  29. 01-11-18 01:27 PM #64
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    I might give cruise ships gig a shot
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  30. 01-11-18 01:33 PM #65
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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Fantasy job of mine might be to bar tend on some remote tropical island with great music pumping and a lively scene full of nice looking women having a good time on vacation..... I might enjoy that for a few months...



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    I was in jamaica for three weeks, and applied for a part time job here.....:



    couple rasta's got me blazed out back while I was takin' a short break from scrubbin' pans, I was so high I got confused, read the sign, and started pounding one out in front of the customers.....

    I was done
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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Refreshing take on the cruise ship bar tending gig Ralphie.. I might have tried that 20 years ago..

    I here you on on the tropical island bar tending thing, was always just a pipe dream for me.. The social drinking surfer in me coming out I guess... ..
    I have friends that were casino dealers on cruise ships...free pussy galore!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LVHerbie View Post
    I applied once to be a trash man. Missed the call back but thought it would fun to ride around hanging on to the back end of the truck.
    you'd have loved havin' the route by my place the other day.....

    came out to toss a card board box away, and a f'n possum is trapped in the bottom of my can, hissin' at me and shit.... after jumping in the air a couple feet (no matter who you are, when those f'ers hiss at point blank range and you're not expecting it, you jump back instinctively), so rather than off him with a .22 like I usually do, the trash guys were right down the street, headed my way, so I just put the box softly on top of him, and took the can to the street....

    black guy and a mexican... one on each side. I go into the house and watch out the front window.... big black guy grabs the can and dumps it into the back of the truck (rear compactor), and jumps about four feat away from the back of the truck, hitting the compact button in the process.... mexican guy flies off the other side of the truck and runs about three feet up into my neighbor across the street's car....

    i couldnt tell if the possum was able to escape before being crushed, but both of thus fukkers about had heart attacks, as that possum must have hit the f'n ground (trash pile, actually) running....
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  33. 01-11-18 02:09 PM #68
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  34. 01-11-18 02:17 PM #69
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    I was in jamaica for three weeks, and applied for a part time job here.....:



    couple rasta's got me blazed out back while I was takin' a short break from scrubbin' pans, I was so high I got confused, read the sign, and started pounding one out in front of the customers.....

    I was done
    Jerk chicken is big in Jamaica mon... lol... ..

    Use to go Jamaica almost every year.. Negril and Montego Bay mostly... Fun times.. Stayed at a resort called Point Village (all inclusive) in Negril which was right next to the resort Hedonism which you would have appreciated Donkers..

    They turned Point Village resort into condos and when that happened I basically stopped going to Jamaica.. Sad day in my worldly travels.. ...
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