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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    The rules on talking about another man's butthols are as follows:

    It's perfectly fine as long as you're not within touching distance of each other. Being on the internet...perfectly fine. Texting...no big deal. Talking on the phone...getting a little too intimate, but still passable for two straight dudes. Being in a room with a dude you just met....no way Jose.

    Receiving a topless massage from a dude you just met and spent money on a hotel room...superduper gay.
    I gotta see this video

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    Lkid, I'll buy your ticket today to Seattle, leaves in a few hours, and we'll fly redeye to Vegas together tonight before Funny can skip town
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    This is crazy!

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    It's really weird that funny b would fly a stranger to Vegas and offer to share a room with him...even weirder for kid to except the arrangement idk what to think got to be bs

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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    LKidd thought is was "a bro thing"
    I have to believe FunnyB was expecting a tug job at the end of that massage, at minimum.

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    Buckle stuff like this goes on from time to time you’re just living in the shell, things did not work out as expected.

    I’ve been at many pool parties And guys now on each other in the cabana were a common practice.

    No situation surprises me anymore and we’re not living in the Stone Age is things happen and sum are unexplained

    I’ve had guys in a past try to nail me some I had to fight off some we negotiated And some I just say get away

    Just no real big story here just miscommunication



    Quote Originally Posted by pilebuck13 View Post
    Got to be fukin made up the whole tub shoulder thing was a dead giveaway we must see the video

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Kid I'll give you $200 to put the video back up
    Fck. I should have saved it.

    I can replay it word for word, and paint the picture for a discount.

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    Men giving men massages is a common practice doesn’t mean you’re gay or bisexual

    Many men prefer male massages especially athletes as a know how to hit pressure points better


    Now of course I know straight guys that went for a massage from a male He came out of the session basically with blue jelly all over his body and limping but who are we to judge

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    1st Vegas shooting

    Now this shenanigan, one guy wanted to stick it in the other guy butthole

    This is crazy?!

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    I think if some of you guys were in the porn industry like me years ago you would understand the situation both were in and we knew we could not come to a happy ending

    I repeat the early investigation shows it was miscommunication between the two parties

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I think if some of you guys were in the porn industry like me years ago you would understand the situation both were in and we knew we could not come to a happy ending

    I repeat the early investigation shows it was miscommunication between the two parties
    There's a market out there for little dikk gay porn? Asking for a friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    So to recap

    Lkid flies from the East coast to Vegas to meet up with FunnyB. FunnyB fronts the room for them to share. Lkid gets coked out on the flight out, shows up to Funnys room and instantly starts taking off his clothes. They make a video together. Lkid comes across as a guy that is loose and I probably wouldn't want on my bad side. Funny is uncomfortable as hell in that video and looks like he's ready for Lkid to hop into bed with him. Apparently Lkid rubs Funnys shoulder and Funny starts moaning? Lkid tries to hook up 3 hookers and one wants to fukk funny so he runs off. Funny is now so uncomfortable and realizes him and Lkid aren't gonna have sex so he buys him a flight back to Phill? Lkid accuses USCPHILLYGUY as being a flamer TOO, Funny says he's straight as a crooked arrow.

    Think we get the picture.

    Funny was paying Lkid to fly to Vegas for a booty call. It didn't work out and Funny put Lkid back on the plane and sent him packing.

    Case closed.

    Weird fukking thread.
    Has anyone disputed this account? Is this the official account of the trip?


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    Vegas is just a bad place to meet people

    I've met girls there who I thought were pretty cool that were from places like Nebraska or Canada but then they think you're weird if you don't drive a truck or start your day off with maple syrup pancakes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pilebuck13 View Post
    It's really weird that funny b would fly a stranger to Vegas and offer to share a room with him...even weirder for kid to except the arrangement idk what to think got to be bs
    weirdest of all is that you cannot spell accept

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    <---Team LKID

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    Feel kinda bad for Lkid in a way honestly , you see how unknowing and happy he is in the first vid

    has no idea that funnyb is really looking to relieve some shoulder and ballsack tension

    you shoulda picked me funnyb , as long as you really woulda took care of me money wise

    and wined and dined me I'd of let you bang me as long as we both wore pillow sheets over

    our heads. Not gay one bit with pillow sheets over your heads and porn on in the background

    just like my Uncle used to say
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    Yup....when you gather all of the info..I am to blame...Not an issue...We got games!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I have to believe FunnyB was expecting a tug job at the end of that massage, at minimum.

    You can't excuse either one.

    Funny trying to buy a sexy weekend from an unknowing grizzly bear

    And LKidd's broke ass putting himself in the situation of "bitch I bought your room now..."

    What a thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    weirdest of all is that you cannot spell accept
    Who gives a fuk? Lol unreal

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    funny is a good guy

    lkid is a good guy but needs help with addiction

    we knew these things already

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    Quote Originally Posted by pilebuck13 View Post
    Who gives a fuk? Lol unreal
    most in society would argue that pointing out the difference between accept and except is the most valuable point made in this thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Feel kinda bad for Lkid in a way honestly , you see how unknowing and happy he is in the first vid

    has no idea that funnyb is really looking to relieve some shoulder and ballsack tension

    you shoulda picked me funnyb , as long as you really woulda took care of me money wise

    and wined and dined me I'd of let you bang me as long as we both wore pillow sheets over

    our heads. Not gay one bit with pillow sheets over your heads and porn on in the background

    just like my Uncle used to say




    Fidel is on fire

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    most in society would argue that pointing out the difference between accept and except is the most valuable point made in this thread
    Your fukin weird

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    ok men....getting some updated information as I just received security footage from the hotel.....so as Funny and Kid were leaving the room to go wager on the Louisville game, audio can be clearly picked up where Funny asked Kid to PLEASE change his shirt as there was drool all over it


    Cant make this shit up

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    When you go to a place like Vegas anything can happen that’s what they say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

    When one has drinks or both have drinks in them you just don’t know what’s going to happen behind closed doors it’s like Russian roulette


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    For the record, I'm straight as a straight arrow
    No you're not. I'm straight as an arrow. Let's meet up

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    Weird shit going down in Vegas. More confused about this one than the massacre. Can't figure out a motive in either.

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    Reports coming in by the minute......

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    Quick summary:

    Funnyb thought he could buy sexual leverage and LKid thought he found a sucker to pay his way to Vegas while he spent all his money on getting fuked up. Both felt used and neither were satisfied, so, you get what we have here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    Weird shit going down in Vegas. More confused about this one than the massacre. Can't figure out a motive in either.
    Stay home

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Stay home
    I always do. Went out today, and it didn't go well.

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