1. 08-21-17 02:29 PM #1
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    DonkLand Road Show: Las Vegas Sept 1-5...

    staying at the aria with the wife.....

    anybody wanna drop buy for a round on me, let me know......
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  2. 08-21-17 03:03 PM #2
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    I'll be in the poker room every day around 11am... I'll reserve the seat to my right for you
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  3. 08-21-17 03:10 PM #3
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    Not this guy again
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  4. 08-21-17 03:43 PM #4
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    can i take some nudes of the wife
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  5. 08-21-17 04:07 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Not this guy again
    time for a vacay, Shorty.....

    I'm your worst f'n nightmare.....
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  6. 08-21-17 06:52 PM #6
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    You love the casinos dont you Donk?
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  7. 08-21-17 06:58 PM #7
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    Be there end of September. Best time of year for a degen. Football, major soccer leagues, hockey right around the corner. Giddyup!



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  8. 08-21-17 07:02 PM #8
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    Don't ever call me Shorty you could get shot in the leg
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  9. 08-21-17 10:16 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Don't ever call me Shorty....
    you're right....




    now that I enhanced the little video above so that I could actually see that marble in your hand, I agree that "Shorty" isn't a term that fits.....

    now, go get your f'n shinebox, Tiny..........
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  10. 08-22-17 05:31 AM #10
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    what is Vegas bankroll?

    $500??
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  11. 08-22-17 09:24 AM #11
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    Donk,

    Why don't you do a good deed and buy JJ a ticket out to Vegas......and a cheap room? It would be a legendary and historic get-together. The good karma you'd earn from your benevolence would virtually guarantee you a run of good luck and a financially successful trip.

    Also you could learn esoteric things about the town from a long-time insider, could teach him a few well-needed tricks about getting laid, and could settle this unsightly feud between two of our Forum's most influential posters.

    And don't let him tell you he doesn't want to (or can't) go to Vegas. Every degen worth his weight in pubes wants to be in Sin City for the opening weekend of college football. And we know he doesn't have work or family commitments.

    I gotta believe that a seismic event like this would be just the thing this forum needs to end the summer doldrums and kick start an incredibly exciting (and profitable) fall season of football, playoff baseball, hoops, and hockey. Yee-hah!!

    Just a thought.
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  12. 08-22-17 10:02 AM #12
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    I cannot go then

    VERY BUSY FOOTBALL WEEKEND

    I am not going there to meet some clown
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  13. 08-22-17 10:21 AM #13
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    Coach, your initial negative response was expected. Just keep your mind and possibilities open until we see where Donk (and his Mrs.) stand on the issue. And please try not to use incendiary dialogue. It's not helping.

    A peaceful meeting between you two will benefit all of SBR--much the same way that the 1993 meetings between Yasser Arafat and the Israeli Prime Minister led to lasting peace in the Middle East........er, well, you know what I mean.
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  14. 08-22-17 10:40 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry N. Lloyd View Post
    Donk,

    Why don't you do a good deed and buy JJ a ticket out to Vegas......and a cheap room? It would be a legendary and historic get-together. The good karma you'd earn from your benevolence would virtually guarantee you a run of good luck and a financially successful trip.

    Also you could learn esoteric things about the town from a long-time insider, could teach him a few well-needed tricks about getting laid, and could settle this unsightly feud between two of our Forum's most influential posters.

    And don't let him tell you he doesn't want to (or can't) go to Vegas. Every degen worth his weight in pubes wants to be in Sin City for the opening weekend of college football. And we know he doesn't have work or family commitments.

    I gotta believe that a seismic event like this would be just the thing this forum needs to end the summer doldrums and kick start an incredibly exciting (and profitable) fall season of football, playoff baseball, hoops, and hockey. Yee-hah!!

    Just a thought.
    I'll do this....

    and JJ, we're takin' 5 dimes spending cash, but we'll have access to over $100k if the shit hits the fan.....
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  15. 08-22-17 11:56 AM #15
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    I know there are some good college football cappers on this forum, I need a few stone cold locks to lay $500 on a piece on Sept 2.....
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  16. 08-22-17 11:59 AM #16
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    Start a thread when you're in Vegas for your pics

    I will be in New Jersey
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  17. 08-22-17 12:02 PM #17
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    I'll be postin pics/vids in this thread....

    I got your plane ticket/reasonable room for the weekend if you want to come out.....
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  18. 08-22-17 12:21 PM #18
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    JJ's gonna lose a lot of street cred around here if he lets this opportunity pass.
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  19. 08-22-17 12:33 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry N. Lloyd View Post
    JJ's gonna lose a lot of street cred around here if he lets this opportunity pass.
    Don't see how JJ loses any street cred....because he never had any to begin with. He's SBR's fake news!
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  20. 08-22-17 01:21 PM #20
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    I lived in Vegas 2.5 years and mad ea name for myself unlike most here

    NO BALLS
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  21. 08-22-17 04:52 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I lived in Vegas 2.5 years and mad ea name for myself unlike most here

    NO BALLS
    This coming from a guy who was basically crying the last time he got run out of Vegas.

    Someone please find that video and repost.

    A name was made....but not something to be proud of.
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  22. 08-22-17 05:01 PM #22
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    Pasky I went broke but sure did try

    Did you try yet???
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  23. 08-22-17 07:11 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Pasky I went broke but sure did try

    Did you try yet???

    JJ...I have a career. Poker/gambling is a hobby. I don't need to try to get rich gambling.
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  24. 08-22-17 07:41 PM #24
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    No one is asking JJ to movie back out to Vegas. Just accept a gracious invitation to come out, visit, have a great weekend, enjoy some quality time with a high roller and his lovely wife. What's-a-matter-for-dat?!
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  25. 08-22-17 08:40 PM #25
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    Too far away plus I'll probably need to much fukkin luggage

    It will take me a long time to pack
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  26. 08-22-17 08:48 PM #26
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    it'll be like one of those dreaded time share pitch vacations we all took when we were young....

    you get to go to the destination you desire, but you have to put up with two hours of dealing with something you don't want to deal with to go on the trip....

    in this case, the "two hours" will be a required evening at dinner and some gambling afterward until you're stewed at the casino where you have the most connections (ie, your choice); if my wife chooses I think she said wanting to hit the Cosmopolitan....

    and then you and I have a one on one sit down at a book for brunch to go over you're thoughts on how to be, well, not necessarily a winner, but a professional gambler in general....
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  27. 08-22-17 09:21 PM #27
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    Vegas soo rookie

    Go to Monte Carlo you mother fukker
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  28. 08-22-17 09:30 PM #28
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    Monte Carlo don't beat Vegas on opening week of college football. Everyone on this forum knows that. You got the Florida-Michigan game, Bama-Florida State to follow. That's a good card!! In Monte Carlo you won't even get to see those games. They'll be watching cricket or rugby.
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  29. 08-22-17 10:01 PM #29
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    JJ, this isn't gonna turn out well for you.
    Donker is about to humiliate you and you are Too busy in Jersey.

    AD will wager more in those 6 days than you have bet in 2017.

    Where will you be staying Donker?
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  30. 08-22-17 11:54 PM #30
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    Aria
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  31. 08-23-17 12:13 AM #31
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    AutoDoink, are hanging around the 70 years and above lounge?
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  32. 08-23-17 05:16 AM #32
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    Man, that $18k slot hit was cool

    I hope he does something like that again
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  33. 08-23-17 05:20 AM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post
    AutoDoink, are hanging around the 70 years and above lounge?

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  34. 08-23-17 07:30 AM #34
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  35. 08-23-17 07:48 AM #35
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    Fuk him stevey
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