In order to look for the Donker, one must roam the slot machines at 3:47am.
Guy is a slot killer.
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Harry N. Lloyd
SBR MVP
03-26-08
4810
#37
When the world gives you lemons, make lemonade.
When Donk extends an olive branch, make martinis.
Quit swimming against the current, JJ. Swim downstream, it's easier.
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43559
#38
Diggity warned you JJ..... i'll go straight up mike tyson on you.... make you love me.... make you reach back and grab some sack.....
just show up at aria and see how it ends for you.....
in tyson terms, JJ is a "scared coward" and thinks i'm using the plane ticket to acquire his address/personal info so that I can pay him a visit and bust his fukkin knee caps and throw him in a jersey swamp....
fukkin' pussy....
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388189
#39
Automan watch your tone
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43559
#40
here, jj... I'll let iron mike tell you off......
i offer you flight/hotel/entertainment and you treat me like a f'kn jerk again......
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43559
#41
goin to see Kevin Hart comedy allstars while there, second row tickets, JJ.... sat night, sept 2nd; Wifey just emailed me the f'n tickets....
would've gotten one for you too, you dodging bastard.....
You would be very dangerous going to Vegas alone God only knows what trouble you would get in
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funnyb25
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
07-09-09
39658
#46
Donkers, we got games and slots
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JMobile
SBR Posting Legend
08-21-10
19070
#47
AutoDoink, was this you at Aria last night?
Fawking old man.
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stevek173
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-29-08
27598
#48
A guy was telling me the other day two of his friends went out there with 5k met some ladies who hung out with them, drugged them and took the cash.
Poker pro Matthew Hague recently passed the same way.
Guys if you go to Vegas and a girl out of your league (which for 99.99% of posters is any girl at all) talks to you get out of there.
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43559
#49
Originally posted by stevek173
A guy was telling me the other day two of his friends went out there with 5k met some ladies who hung out with them, drugged them and took the cash.
Poker pro Matthew Hague recently passed the same way.
Guys if you go to Vegas and a girl out of your league (which for 99.99% of posters is any girl at all) talks to you get out of there.
Jmobile is used to being roofied....
his skank slips him one every time she wants to slip away from his lame ass to hit me up for some real dick.....
his vegas hooker experience would be just like home for him.....
she longs for the day when he'll simply accept his role as a pathetic cuckold and willingly clean my creampies from her ass....
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funnyb25
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
07-09-09
39658
#50
Wow!! Donkers fired up! Let'sgo, I love it!!
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stevek173
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-29-08
27598
#51
Outstanding use of the term cuckold
Very well played
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JMobile
SBR Posting Legend
08-21-10
19070
#52
Originally posted by Auto Donk
Jmobile is used to being roofied.....
Found AutoDoink trying to walk after a few drinks from the Aria. Old farts, when will they learn.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388189
#53
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43559
#54
what a bitter fukhead this jmobile is.... just because you see me when you kiss your kid goodnight every night is no reason to pick on the elderly.....
what can I say but your woman's a ho.....
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388189
#55
Mobile is dating an previous penthouse model
She says he's very rugged and tough
I picked up on it because of how he goes at automan as he is not afraid of him like most others are and has challenged him to fights numerous times at a neutral location
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43559
#56
his woman says he's a fan of the "asian cowboy" position......
says she caught him in it when I dropped her off early one evening.....
mobile's a fahg.....
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388189
#57
Post some sex videos when you get there
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Sam Losco
SBR MVP
12-03-16
3858
#58
jj you should take up posters on the offers they give you. most of us here wouldnt even ask the waitress to get you a water
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388189
#59
I'm not a taker basically you guys throwing me offers because You know I'm broke that even is worse
I will only pay my own way on trips
Plus if Automan pays he owns me for the entire trip God only knows what he might get me involved in in his bedroom
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Harry N. Lloyd
SBR MVP
03-26-08
4810
#60
JJ, it's fairly certain that Donk isn't comping your way out to Vegas to get you into his bedroom. He probably just wants to spend some quality Casino time with a bonafide sharp. I'll bet he'll also take you to a nice restaurant for a choice cut of steak and a bottle or two of fine cabernet. Lots of stories and laughs! If I were you I'd not only go, but try to entice KidCuddles to be your plus one. It's just crazy enough to work!
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jose21_us
SBR MVP
05-24-10
3844
#61
Originally posted by BIGDAY
In order to look for the Donker, one must roam the slot machines at 3:47am.
Guy is a slot killer.
Smart guy that's when you usually hit big.
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JMobile
SBR Posting Legend
08-21-10
19070
#62
Originally posted by Auto Donk
what a bitter fukhead this jmobile is.... just because you see me when you kiss your kid goodnight every night is no reason to pick on the elderly.....
what can I say but your woman's a ho.....
Why you mad doe?
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Shute
SBR Posting Legend
03-20-17
11835
#63
Donk
Possible we meet
I'll keep you posted
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darrell74
SBR Posting Legend
04-16-07
14649
#64
I know a girl that works the desk there.
Try throwing an extra $20 bill at check in, she might give you a free upgrade(much nicer room)
That's all I got.
Enjoy your stay on the Strip, sir
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43559
#65
the twenty-forty slide works everywhere, from room upgrades in the bahamas to never having to stand in line at a club to getting my 15 year old into Boystown in Neuvo Laredo to celebrate him turning 15 with a fine piece of ass to having JMobile's skank take two loads instead of one.....
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43559
#66
took down a local nlhe trny last night, adding $5k to the bankroll for the upcoming vegas trip.... wife given $3k, I'm at $10,000.00
last chance to get in on the fun, Tiny.....
still need a few good picks from saturday cf
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JMobile
SBR Posting Legend
08-21-10
19070
#67
So what's the attendance of guys over 70 showing up at the Aria? Were you the only old timer there?
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43559
#68
Originally posted by JMobile
So what's the attendance of guys over 70 showing up at the Aria? Were you the only old timer there?
no wonder your woman has no problem slippin' out the front door to take my 9" in her backdoor....
you may be the dimmest mutha fukka this side of Forrest F'n Gump......
it ain't sept 1- sept 5 yet, dumbass......
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TxAaron
SBR MVP
08-25-11
2082
#69
Will be at ARia sept 16th weekend for Canelo/GGG.
Nugget Lake Charles the Sept 2nd if it's not flooded.
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JMobile
SBR Posting Legend
08-21-10
19070
#70
Originally posted by Auto Donk
no wonder your woman has no problem slippin' out the front door to take my 9" in her backdoor....
you may be the dimmest mutha fukka this side of Forrest F'n Gump......