1. 05-29-17 03:55 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    is this "buddy" of yours bald?
    My thoughts exactly. Also...are you sure his name is Mark? Not Mike????

    This fukkin loser sounds eerily familiar.
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  2. 05-29-17 04:18 PM #37
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    mods delete
    Thread now


    He got good answers

    Friend is happy
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  3. 05-29-17 08:22 PM #38
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    All he needs is a steady job and sports betting. It's a great life.
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  4. 05-29-17 08:25 PM #39
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    This thread
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  5. 05-29-17 08:27 PM #40
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    Pretty much you're dead at 50.

    1. Penis doesn't grow anymore.

    2. Libido At Zero

    3. No one even gives you a 2nd look.

    Basically dead
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  6. 05-29-17 08:45 PM #41
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  7. 05-29-17 08:50 PM #42
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    That is not promising

    Glad this is not me


    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Pretty much you're dead at 50.

    1. Penis doesn't grow anymore.

    2. Libido At Zero

    3. No one even gives you a 2nd look.

    Basically dead
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  8. 05-29-17 08:59 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Some people are just getting started at 50 so starting over should be pretty easy.
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  9. 05-29-17 09:01 PM #44
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  10. 05-29-17 09:08 PM #45
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    50 is still pretty young
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  11. 05-29-17 09:16 PM #46
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    JJ, he's lucky he's got you for a friend. Sounds like you're giving him some good advice. Get a factory job, start gambling, and listen to anonymous degenerates on SBR. What could go wrong....?
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  12. 05-29-17 09:25 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Pretty much you're dead at 50.

    1. Penis doesn't grow anymore.


    Money I know that even now, you're still very proud of your snake, but unfortunately that part of your body stops to grow between ages 18 and 21.
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  13. 05-29-17 09:32 PM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post


    Money I know that even now, you're still very proud of your snake, but unfortunately that part of your body stops to grow between ages 18 and 21.
    it would suck to be 50. I would be seeing a doc for some Testosterone.

    I remember my Dad telling me... when he was in his late 70's... why didn't I try Viagra sooner? He said it was the best thing ever made.
    Next best thing since sliced bread. Don't leave home without it.
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  14. 05-29-17 10:02 PM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    it would suck to be 50. I would be seeing a doc for some Testosterone.

    I remember my Dad telling me... when he was in his late 70's... why didn't I try Viagra sooner? He said it was the best thing ever made.
    Next best thing since sliced bread. Don't leave home without it.
    Trust me, ace....50 years comes faster than you think. I'll be 48 next year. Half a century right around the corner.

    But i can't relate on the libido issue. My wife and I have sex about 2 times a week on average right now. We'll be having our 19th wedding Anniversary next month. So on that end I can't complain.

    Granted I'm not your average man though. I'm a bad motherfukker. You know.
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  15. 05-30-17 05:30 AM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Trust me, ace....50 years comes faster than you think. I'll be 48 next year. Half a century right around the corner.

    But i can't relate on the libido issue. My wife and I have sex about 2 times a week on average right now. We'll be having our 19th wedding Anniversary next month. So on that end I can't complain.

    Granted I'm not your average man though. I'm a bad motherfukker. You know.

    your a snake secretly taping videos I did not know about

    Do not ever post them again here
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  16. 05-30-17 07:12 AM #51
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  17. 05-30-17 07:57 AM #52
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    crazy fukers

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  18. 05-30-17 08:01 AM #53
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    I was supposed to meet Opie for breakfast and he told me that was his backyard and little did I know he was filming it

    I never saw him
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  19. 05-30-17 03:33 PM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Trust me, ace....50 years comes faster than you think. I'll be 48 next year. Half a century right around the corner.

    But i can't relate on the libido issue. My wife and I have sex about 2 times a week on average right now. We'll be having our 19th wedding Anniversary next month. So on that end I can't complain.

    Granted I'm not your average man though. I'm a bad motherfukker. You know.
    Opie slow it down man.... I'm turning 40 soon. Is there a way we can turn back the clock?

    Opie... pop a Viagra... treat your wife for once pal.
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  20. 05-30-17 04:38 PM #55
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    Opie, that was like catching a samsquatch......!
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  21. 05-30-17 04:41 PM #56
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    Opie did you ever hire BlackHippy?
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  22. 05-31-17 12:01 AM #57
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  23. 05-31-17 05:29 AM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    Dwight always coming through with winning pics
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  24. 05-31-17 05:35 AM #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buffalo Nickle View Post
    Half the people in the US have less than $1,000 so he is not far behind. Colonel Sanders did not make any money until he was in his 60s. It ain't over til its over. Most people are just treading water.
    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Some people are just getting started at 50 so starting over should be pretty easy.


    I am over 50 and feel like I have only truly got my shit properly together between 45yo and now.

    I see plenty of school friends who only got to the point of being really happy with life around this age too.
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  25. 05-31-17 05:35 AM #60
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    Booya your a fukkin mess man

    I know for a fact you where 2 shirt rotation and same suite to work every fukin day
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Booya your a fukkin mess man

    I know for a fact you where 2 shirt rotation and same suite to work every fukin day
    your a fukkin jerkoff if you wear a suite to work
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  28. 05-31-17 09:52 AM #63
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    Booya does

    Someone sent me a Photos six weeks ago and he look like a dick

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    your a fukkin jerkoff if you wear a suite to work
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    Only 2 tabs?
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  30. 05-31-17 03:08 PM #65
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    I am now after seen by this thread thinking of starting over
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  31. 06-01-17 04:48 AM #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Booya your a fukkin mess man

    I know for a fact you where 2 shirt rotation and same suite to work every fukin day
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    JJ you still have a lot to live for
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  34. 06-01-17 06:48 AM #69
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    Slayer thinking of moving and starting over
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Slayer thinking of moving and starting over
    Santa Fe, Galveston, Key Largo ?!??!? where do you figure a good place to re-start Coach?
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