1. 05-28-17 09:05 AM #1
    jjgold
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    Is It Too Latw To Start Life Over At 50?

    Buddy wants to know
    He lost all his money business risks
    No job, no car
    Living with his Mom

    What do suggest?
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  2. 05-28-17 09:09 AM #2
    PittsburghPlayer
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    Suggest to him a bullet to the head and move onto next life...

    that`s what worked for me!

    on a serious note, yes, it is too late

    maybe he could eat a bullet?
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  3. 05-28-17 09:13 AM #3
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    You can be reborn
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  4. 05-28-17 09:13 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by slayer14 View Post

    You can be reborn

    In Jesus
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  5. 05-28-17 09:14 AM #5
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    Never too late for a sex change. Just check out the tv show Transparent.
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  6. 05-28-17 09:20 AM #6
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    Watch the movie, "The Founder", with Michael Keaton. Ray Kroc began his journey at 52.
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  7. 05-28-17 09:22 AM #7
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    How long is he planning to live JJ
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  8. 05-28-17 09:22 AM #8
    jjgold
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    Thanks men

    I feel bad for him, he NEVER GAMBLED EITHER

    Chicks really do not like him

    I told him to start by getting job in factory
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  9. 05-28-17 09:40 AM #9
    RoyBacon
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    Drive for Uber. Get a few fake degrees. Get a new benz and only drive in the rich areas. Find a wealthy gay businessman. Become is executive assistant stroking down, pardon the pun, $400k a year.
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  10. 05-28-17 09:47 AM #10
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    It's never too late. As Yogi Berra once said, " The only way to start, is to start ". Have a positive and good attitude.
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  11. 05-28-17 09:48 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    In Jesus
    Amen.
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  12. 05-28-17 09:52 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Thanks men

    I feel bad for him, he NEVER GAMBLED EITHER

    Chicks really do not like him

    I told him to start by getting job in factory
    Factory job?

    I see you agree with promoting suicide!

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  13. 05-28-17 09:54 AM #13
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    😂 😂
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  14. 05-28-17 09:57 AM #14
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    Suicide isn't really a laughing matter

    BOL
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  15. 05-28-17 09:57 AM #15
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    One of my friends lost his business(24 years)
    Went back to school for medical, government assistance helping

    He has to raise his family, somehow
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  16. 05-28-17 09:58 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Suicide isn't really a laughing matter
    BOL
    OK, I am sorry.
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  17. 05-28-17 10:01 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Buddy wants to know
    He lost all his money business risks
    No job, no car
    Living with his Mom

    What do suggest?
    this guy did it:








    actually, he did it at age f'n 66!!!!!!!!!!!


    just make sure you request the right size plastic hole.....

    reports have brucyboi complaining about his being undersized and unable to jam 2-3 bbc into it at the same time, keeping him from matching the feats of his whore-ass daughters and step daughters.....
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  18. 05-28-17 10:05 AM #18
    jjgold
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    Automan Jenner made a good move

    This guy's name is Mark

    He is fine, I guess just trying to find himself again

    I told him to start gambling to get his mind of past failures
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  19. 05-28-17 10:07 AM #19
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    take Mark out to a bar and have a few drinks with him , JJ

    you pay

    get him relaxed and let him clear his mind
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  20. 05-28-17 10:14 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    take Mark out to a bar and have a few drinks with him , JJ

    you pay

    get him relaxed and let him clear his mind
    HOLD ON SAM.....

    this sounds like the beginning of many a gay porno (at least according to bobby waves, as I have never actually watched such porno)....

    or, the beginning of the Cosby Show.....

    he gets em REAL relaxed.....

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  21. 05-28-17 10:16 AM #21
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    Hand him a 50$ and wish him well
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  22. 05-28-17 10:21 AM #22
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    waves did it....

    after being fired from his job, burning through two years of unemployment benefits, and sponging off the gov't, he finally threw out his shingle, and now runs a lucrative "wellness center":

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  23. 05-28-17 10:41 AM #23
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    Gold give him one of your suits and take him out for a steak, cheer up your buddy pal
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  24. 05-28-17 10:49 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post

    HOLD ON SAM.....


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  25. 05-29-17 05:55 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by pilebuck13 View Post
    Gold give him one of your suits and take him out for a steak, cheer up your buddy pal
    Buckles good idea
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  26. 05-29-17 06:02 AM #26
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    5 team parlay $100 on it
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  27. 05-29-17 03:09 PM #27
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    Has anyone heard 50 is the new 30?
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  28. 05-29-17 03:13 PM #28
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    Sometimes there's no coming back.
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  29. 05-29-17 03:15 PM #29
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    in a word maybe
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  30. 05-29-17 03:16 PM #30
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    Buy scratchers.
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  31. 05-29-17 03:17 PM #31
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    Half the people in the US have less than $1,000 so he is not far behind. Colonel Sanders did not make any money until he was in his 60s. It ain't over til its over. Most people are just treading water.
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  32. 05-29-17 03:17 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Buy scratchers.
    Not the cheap ones though. Gotta get the $20 ones. Tell him to buy about 100 of those, and all will be well.
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  33. 05-29-17 03:23 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Buddy wants to know
    He lost all his money business risks
    No job, no car
    Living with his Mom

    What do suggest?
    is this "buddy" of yours bald?
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  34. 05-29-17 03:50 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by PittsburghPlayer View Post
    Factory job?

    I see you agree with promoting suicide!

    PP you do know you come across as a pompous jerk
    whose never had a problem in his life, right ?

    not just here but basically everywhere you post.
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  35. 05-29-17 03:53 PM #35
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    Some people are just getting started at 50 so starting over should be pretty easy.
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