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    Quote Originally Posted by readytowinem View Post
    Does anyone know what the odds are on JJ being catfished? What about just being stood up?
    I will cry of course but move on

    Not prepared for it

    I feel I am meeting a model

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I will cry of course but move on

    Not prepared for it

    I feel I am meeting a model
    It would just be another bad bet JJ...

    However it turns out...make sure you get us her/his pick for the mlb game tonight...lol

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    I wonder if The Karken knows her

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    I wonder if The Karken knows her

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    Quote Originally Posted by readytowinem View Post
    It would just be another bad bet JJ...

    However it turns out...make sure you get us her/his pick for the mlb game tonight...lol
    Blue Jays is definitely the play if anything, but (-169) is a horrible price to lay. Will just watch and enjoy. (If you are a true degen, take first 5 innings at (-175)).

    Pass on Jets/Cardinals as well. We don't like to play guessing games.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I will cry of course but move on

    Not prepared for it

    I feel I am meeting a model
    Should I wear fancy dress if you already have the suit pressed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KickShootThrow View Post
    Should I wear fancy dress if you already have the suit pressed?

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    Will there be a bulge showing in crotch area?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KickShootThrow View Post
    Should I wear fancy dress if you already have the suit pressed?
    I will make a video tomorrow Kitten addressing this meet

    Thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KickShootThrow View Post
    Blue Jays is definitely the play if anything, but (-169) is a horrible price to lay. Will just watch and enjoy. (If you are a true degen, take first 5 innings at (-175)).

    Pass on Jets/Cardinals as well. We don't like to play guessing games.
    Seriously. Line continues to drop though. Most people hate that. Probably will sit the sidelines.

    Feel like I got really lucky on the Dodgers last night...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I will make a video tomorrow Kitten addressing this meet

    Thanks!
    I'm pulling for you JJ.

    Even a blind squirrel can find a nut...

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    lets hope he doesnt find 2 lmao...

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    Quote Originally Posted by triplecrown333 View Post
    lets hope he doesnt find 2 lmao...
    Hahaha! Unless that is what he is looking for...

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    Quote Originally Posted by readytowinem View Post
    Hahaha! Unless that is what he is looking for...
    Interesting you might be on to something

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    No matter what happens he is screwed...

    If she is what he thought then his bank roll will be gone. Spent on lavish gifts and dinners. (Keep in mind I use the term lavish very loosely in this case)

    If she is a catfish. His bank roll will be gone because it will mean he will keep betting.

    C'est La Vie I suppose...

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    Quote Originally Posted by readytowinem View Post
    Hahaha! Unless that is what he is looking for...
    What do think happens at the gloryhole?

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    Quote Originally Posted by readytowinem View Post
    No matter what happens he is screwed...

    If she is what he thought then his bank roll will be gone. Spent on lavish gifts and dinners. (Keep in mind I use the term lavish very loosely in this case)

    If she is a catfish. His bank roll will be gone because it will mean he will keep betting.

    C'est La Vie I suppose...
    I will be paying for both burgers and iced teas. JJ's bankroll is probably taking some heat right now and I just had a stellar week. So no worries!

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    What if he slips something in your drink?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    What if he slips something in your drink?
    with JJ's 2.5 inch penis, does it really matter?!...She won't feel a thing either way!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    with JJ's 2.5 inch penis, does it really matter?!...She won't feel a thing either way!
    Good point

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    with JJ's 2.5 inch penis, does it really matter?!...She won't feel a thing either way!
    low blow there, Manster bet a straight play man

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    Quote Originally Posted by KickShootThrow View Post
    Should I wear fancy dress if you already have the suit pressed?
    Jj more than likely will be wearing a dress as well. He likes to be called sweet lips.

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    Sweet lips corbin

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    low blow there, Manster bet a straight play man
    9 - 6 (+10 units)...turned $50 into $500 this weekend on my heritage account and burned my local for $500 on a two team teaser (Baltimore +10.5, New Orleans +10.5)...it's all about winning, making money, and staying in the black, corbin!...

    sorry fellas...been real busy with my job and haven't had a chance to update my thread...rest assured, I'm doing very well, kicking ass and taking names...and as usual, pounding both my local and offshore books!......so I will update from where I left off...7 - 6 (+5 units) on my "nail it, pound it" plays for football 2016...since then I cashed out over $500, won a nickel with my local on a two team teaser (Baltimore +10.5, New Orleans +10.5...easy money!...)....I also turned $50 into $500 this past weekend bringing my current YTD record on "nail it, pound it" plays to 9 - 6 (+ 10 units)....

    ======================================== ===============================

    Ticket Details :
    Wager Type : Super 13fb 10bk Teaser (6 team) ties push
    Wager Status : WinRisk / To Win Amount : 50.00 / 75.00(USD)
    Accepted : 10/11/2016 9:35AM - PST


    Won : 75.00
    Amount Paid : 125.00
    #1) Wager Type : Spread Outcome : Win
    Sport / Period : College Football / Game
    Selection : North Carolina Time : 10/15/2016 12:30:01PM - (PST)
    Line : +20½ Result : North Carolina 20 - Miami Florida 13
    Game Notes : (ABC)


    #2) Wager Type : Spread Outcome : Win
    Sport / Period : College Football / Game
    Selection : NC State Time : 10/15/2016 9:00:01AM - (PST)
    Line : +30½ Result : NC State 17 - Clemson 24
    Game Notes : (ABC) TIME CHANGE


    #3) Wager Type : Spread Outcome : Win
    Sport / Period : College Football / Game
    Selection : Northwestern Time : 10/15/2016 12:30:01PM - (PST)
    Line : +17½ Result : Northwestern 54 - Michigan State 40
    Game Notes : (B10)


    #4) Wager Type : Spread Outcome : Win
    Sport / Period : College Football / Game
    Selection : Kansas State Time : 10/15/2016 9:00:01AM - (PST)
    Line : +23½ Result : Kansas State 17 - Oklahoma 38
    Game Notes : (ESPN) TIME CHANGE


    #5) Wager Type : Spread Outcome : Win
    Sport / Period : College Football / Game
    Selection : Virginia Time : 10/15/2016 9:30:01AM - (PST)
    Line : +16 Result : Pittsburgh U 45 - Virginia 31
    Game Notes : TIME CHANGE


    #6) Wager Type : Spread Outcome : Win
    Sport / Period : College Football / Game
    Selection : Wisconsin Time : 10/15/2016 5:00:01PM - (PST)
    Line : +23 Result : Ohio State 30 - Wisconsin 23
    Game Notes : (ABC)



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    Ticket Details :
    Wager Type : FB7 BK5 Teaser (5 team) ties push
    Wager Status : WinRisk / To Win Amount : 125.00 / 375.00(USD)
    Accepted : 10/15/2016 10:14PM - PST


    Won : 375.00
    Amount Paid : 500.00
    #1) Wager Type : Spread Outcome : Win
    Sport / Period : NFL Football / Game
    Selection : New England Patriots Time : 10/16/2016 10:00:01AM - (PST)
    Line : Result : Cincinnati Bengals 17 - New England Patriots 35
    Game Notes : (CBS)


    #2) Wager Type : Spread Outcome : Win
    Sport / Period : NFL Football / Game
    Selection : Baltimore Ravens Time : 10/16/2016 10:00:01AM - (PST)
    Line : +10½ Result : Baltimore Ravens 23 - New York Giants 27
    Game Notes : (CBS)


    #3) Wager Type : Spread Outcome : Win
    Sport / Period : NFL Football / Game
    Selection : New Orleans Saints Time : 10/16/2016 10:00:01AM - (PST)
    Line : +10 Result : Carolina Panthers 38 - New Orleans Saints 41
    Game Notes : (FOX)


    #4) Wager Type : Spread Outcome : Win
    Sport / Period : NFL Football / Game
    Selection : Buffalo Bills Time : 10/16/2016 10:00:01AM - (PST)
    Line : -2 Result : San Francisco 49ers 16 - Buffalo Bills 45
    Game Notes : (FOX)


    #5) Wager Type : Spread Outcome : Win
    Sport / Period : NFL Football / Game
    Selection : Washington Redskins Time : 10/16/2016 10:00:01AM - (PST)
    Line : +10 Result : Philadelphia Eagles 20 - Washington Redskins 27
    Game Notes : (FOX)

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    Nice job monster!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KickShootThrow View Post
    I will be paying for both burgers and iced teas. JJ's bankroll is probably taking some heat right now and I just had a stellar week. So no worries!
    Shit...if things don't work out let me know...

    Hahaha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    low blow there, Manster bet a straight play man
    You smash JJ?

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    Ready I'm a professional gambler in Vegas I am clean-cut and very very conservative.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Ready I'm a professional gambler in Vegas I am clean-cut and very very conservative.
    Sweet lips u rule!!!

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    I'd tell JJ to watch out because he might be stepping into an Asian Mafia stickup. However, JJ has nothing of value, so they wouldn't mess with him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plaza23 View Post
    I'd tell JJ to watch out because he might be stepping into an Asian Mafia stickup. However, JJ has nothing of value, so they wouldn't mess with him.

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    jj?

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    Sweet lips?

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