1. 10-18-16 07:30 AM #666
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Sweet lips u rule!!!
    don't forget his flaxen throat.....

    this aisi-ho will have to stick a few fingers past his gag reflex just to get ol Sweet Lips
    Corbin hard....
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  2. 10-18-16 07:32 AM #667
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Ready I'm a professional gambler in Vegas I am clean-cut and very very conservative.
    translation: "I have a tiny dick and witty bitty balls to match"



    maybe it was the five or six lines he did before going on this video rant that made it retract even further, like a scared turtle.....

    the buldge on his left hip is bigger than his package....

    the second photo where he grabs it is the best...... takes real talent to hold a marble between your thumb and index finger while raging like that.... hell, it takes real talent to even find it when it's that miniscule.....
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  3. 10-18-16 07:37 AM #668
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    translation: "I have a tiny dick and witty bitty balls to match"



    maybe it was the five or six lines he did before going on this video rant that made it retract even further, like a scared turtle.....

    the buldge on his left hip is bigger than his package
    This picture is very troublesome on so many levels.

    Level 3?
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  4. 10-18-16 07:39 AM #669
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Will there be a bulge showing in crotch area?
    a spooked turtle hiding in its shell, might poke its head out is she talks dirty to him.....

    but if he's high on blow, his inhibitions will be lowered and he'll still put his hands on his hips and thrust them forward like he's doing in photo no. 4 here:



    if she goes cosby on him and slips two mollies in his tea, he'll get even more inhibited and drop trow.....

    jj, be warned, X / mollies give you even more shrinkage.... (if that's even possible in your case)

    so, to sum up, she'll have the bigger buldge
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post


    If this is about relaxing our sphincter's, then no dice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    This picture is very troublesome on so many levels.

    Level 3?
    more like level .73"
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    I can't quit laffing at photo 2 of the 4; he's angry and telling the viewing audience to "suck his dick".....

    yet he's grabbing a mini-sized marble.....

    oh yes, jj, threaten to jam that down our throats..... wait, it can't make it past most sbr posters' front teeth, much less into our mouths and down our throats......

    tt warrior's eyeliner stands no chance of running down his cheeks in that encounter......
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    Damn. Jj you need to slap your jimmy around a bit a post a redemption pic, donker is going no holds barred here.
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    no chance her face comes out of the non-throating encounter looking like these little honeys':
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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Damn. Jj you need to slap your jimmy around a bit a post a redemption pic, donker is going no holds barred here.
    slappin' it around?

    careful, with something that small and fragile, he might knock it clean off...... like an annoying "skin tag"...

    -157 she's got more length on her clit than he does on his schshort (opposite of "schlong")......

    they'll be like to horny lesbians rubbin' boxes together..... maybe waves can loan them his head gear so they can pleasure each other.....

    as you can see, the thought of waves "goin' rhino" on him had seeweed ready to go here:

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    schshort (opposite of "schlong").....
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    I wonder and worry as well about u Auto.
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    let me assuage your fears, BG:

    (i'll do it in asian-speak):

    "I OK!!!! Me so HO-KNEEEEEEEE!"
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    JJ (all shifts) not on the board; he's left to meet Soon Yi.....

    I told him not to take her here, as she wouldn't quite "get it," but my guy on the ground tailin' him in vegas caught this glimpse of them upon arrival (JJ apparently opted for a blonde wig instead of his usual racoon pelt):

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  17. 10-18-16 09:01 AM #682
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    no chance her face comes out of the non-throating encounter looking like these little honeys':



    SBR do the right thing, banning this guy. He went overboard with these pictures.
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  18. 10-18-16 09:10 AM #683
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    Quote Originally Posted by bhoor View Post
    SBR do the right thing, banning this guy. He went overboard with these pictures.
    a girl with saliva on her face is bannable? really?

    I had to look hard to find r rated photos among the lot that were out there.....

    but, if they offend u, I'll remove them.... I suggest you do the same if you're truly so offended.....

    and you might wanna go check out miluakee mike's long running avatar..... same mascara phenom
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    a girl with saliva on her face is bannable? really?

    I had to look hard to find r rated photos among the lot that were out there.....
    It's disgusting to see on this early morning. Those girls - most probably underage - could have been victimized by their handlers. Yes, there are nude pictures there. There is big difference between the picture you put here and the nude pictures.
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    i see ur point.... having never been into "victimizing" women, i saw them differently.....

    my best girls loved that treatment....

    again, my apologies if I offended u

    (personally, i find the jj SBR vid photos far more offensive)....

    edit: and JJ was probably abused by his "handlers" at sbr, as well.....

    come to think of it, I hear him complaining about 36 hr flights on airlines to get to sbr events, non-returning of phone calls, etc.... no wonder he was so angry when he made that vid and told us all to do those things to him
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    An Asian version of Rocky Dennis on Donk's avatar!...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    An Asian version of Rocky Dennis on Donk's avatar!...
    biggest quesiton on my mind is would you hit it?

    i'm thinkin' we may have finally found one you won't.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    biggest quesiton on my mind is would you hit it?
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    Boring
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  26. 10-18-16 09:59 AM #691
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    a lot of immature guys in the thread

    I will not be a part of it
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    I want to receive an affectionate blowjob and am more into the sensual-type fellatio than the choking to tears fellatio, but it does seem to be pretty popular.
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    Wow, everytime you think this thread couldn't get more fuked up, it does
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    a lot of immature guys in the thread

    I will not be a part of it
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  30. 10-18-16 10:29 AM #695
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    Is the Chinaman still pretending to be a chick?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    he was the dumbass who started mackin' on that chick to begin with; now he says he wants no part of it.....

    once again, his shortcomings fully exposed.....

    this time, both figuratively and literally....

    at least he now has an excuse to avoid the epic fail that would have occurred had he tried to meet her....
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    Quote Originally Posted by unde0087 View Post
    Wow, everytime you think this thread couldn't get more fuked up, it does
    This thread belongs on a different sports betting forum. Didn't know SBR allowed this type of stuff to be COVERed here.
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    yep.... this thread..... mmm ... mmmm ..... mmmmm.....

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  34. 10-18-16 11:57 AM #699
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    Wait...is that pic above JJ?
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    People that post nude images should automatically be banned

    We are investigating a few posters right now

    This is a Sports forum
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