1. #71
    Thor4140
    Thor4140's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-09-08
    Posts: 22,285
    Betpoints: 22125

    Quote Originally Posted by Rich Boy View Post
    Im a long term winner, havent had a losing year in 8 years

    My method is all numbers based and I dont even "handicap". I just look for line inefficiencies at square books and bet those.


    #1 tip
    Price shopping is the most important thing, if you do not have a mathematical edge you cannot win, period. No bogus martingale systems or chase systems can turn -EV wagers into a winning proposition. Price is EVERYTHING!
    i love u guys who talk about price shopping. What am i supposed to do have ten books while any can fold at any time and im shit out of luck? Price shopping is bullshit. If u start hitting at one, ur lines change so let me call bullshit bullshit here.

  2. #72
    KVB
    It's not what they bring...
    KVB's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 05-29-14
    Posts: 74,849
    Betpoints: 7576


  3. #73
    Eddy Munny
    Eddy Munny's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-13-13
    Posts: 14,602
    Betpoints: 24938

    SlapYoMama's community college course on "Remote Viewing Your Way to a Lucrative Life in Sportsbetting" I'm guessing will fill soon.

    Does one have to supply their own straitjacket or is that covered by the fees?

  4. #74
    Ghenghis Kahn
    Best Baller on SBR
    Ghenghis Kahn's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 01-02-12
    Posts: 19,735
    Betpoints: 2261

    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    SlapYoMama's community college course on "Remote Viewing Your Way to a Lucrative Life in Sportsbetting" I'm guessing will fill soon.

    Does one have to supply their own straitjacket or is that covered by the fees?
    lol i'm in, see you in class...

  5. #75
    SlapYaMama
    SlapYaMama's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-01-15
    Posts: 120
    Betpoints: 538

    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    SlapYoMama's community college course on "Remote Viewing Your Way to a Lucrative Life in Sportsbetting" I'm guessing will fill soon.

    Does one have to supply their own straitjacket or is that covered by the fees?
    I supply nothing but knowledge.

    Three things you need for my class.

    1. Your attention
    2. Paper
    3. Pen

    Simple...

    Oh on a side note: my teacher doesn't teach morals. I will not teach morals. Remote viewing is like the genie in the bottle, you get what you ask for...

  6. #76
    KVB
    It's not what they bring...
    KVB's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 05-29-14
    Posts: 74,849
    Betpoints: 7576

    I think Kahn mistook me for this guy this past week.



    Or do we learn something knew every day?


  7. #77
    Jayvegas420
    Vegas Baby!
    Jayvegas420's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 03-09-11
    Posts: 28,154
    Betpoints: 14733

    Fukkin non pros

  8. #78
    SlapYaMama
    SlapYaMama's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-01-15
    Posts: 120
    Betpoints: 538

    Quote Originally Posted by Rich Boy View Post
    Every book im banned or limited at...

    Bet365, Sportsinteraction, Bodog

    Just look for smaller square books and beat their numbers, dont try and beat Pinny or 5dimes or you will end up on the poor house.
    I'm limited at 5dimes. Unfortunately, I can't sign up for pinny or I would. Those smaller books would hog tie me real quick.

  9. #79
    BiTeMe UsAdOj
    Profundity
    BiTeMe UsAdOj's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-18-11
    Posts: 7,556
    Betpoints: 716

    I've already remote viewed the results of Eddy & Kahn's completion of this remote viewing class and they're both down (-50 units) for the 2016-17 NFL season.

    Matter of fact, on December 18th later this year, The Prick calls Eddy a "Tim Burton lovin' Handicappin Hamburger" in the BTP comments section, presumably because he's in 2,154th place at that time. Eddy adroitly counters by telling The Prick to stop rubbing his pecker with tuna and letting his cats "have at it".

    The good thing for Eddy & Kahn is they both wrote Slap YaMama rubber checks for the community college course, and he doesn't find out they bounce until after he buries himself after Wild Card weekend.

    Also, in a related remote viewing matter, Michael Sam announces his engagement to ttwarrior.

  10. #80
    Eddy Munny
    Eddy Munny's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-13-13
    Posts: 14,602
    Betpoints: 24938

    SlapYaMama... You owe me 50 fukking units on account of the fact that BiteMe has remote viewed our remote viewing class and I'm not even remotely satisfied viewing the results.

  11. #81
    BiTeMe UsAdOj
    Profundity
    BiTeMe UsAdOj's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-18-11
    Posts: 7,556
    Betpoints: 716

    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    SlapYaMama... You owe me 50 fukking units on account of the fact that BiteMe has remote viewed our remote viewing class and I'm not even remotely satisfied viewing the results.
    *********************************
    OFFICIAL REMOTE VIEWING SATISFACTION SURVEY:

    Eddy -- not even remotely satisfied

    Kahn -- TBD

    ttwarrior -- more satisfied than John Travolta & Tom Cruise visiting a Falcon Studios set under the guise of "researching a character"
    **********************************

  12. #82
    Ghenghis Kahn
    Best Baller on SBR
    Ghenghis Kahn's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 01-02-12
    Posts: 19,735
    Betpoints: 2261

    i found slapyamama...


  13. #83
    BiTeMe UsAdOj
    Profundity
    BiTeMe UsAdOj's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-18-11
    Posts: 7,556
    Betpoints: 716

    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    i found slapyamama...

    If that's really him, he'd have been such an ugly baby the OB/GYN doctor shoulda slapped his mama, too.


  14. #84
    Ghenghis Kahn
    Best Baller on SBR
    Ghenghis Kahn's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 01-02-12
    Posts: 19,735
    Betpoints: 2261


  15. #85
    ACoochy
    Am i serious? Are you serious?
    ACoochy's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-19-09
    Posts: 13,949
    Betpoints: 5324


  16. #86
    Eddy Munny
    Eddy Munny's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-13-13
    Posts: 14,602
    Betpoints: 24938


  17. #87
    Donkey
    Donkey's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 05-22-12
    Posts: 151
    Betpoints: 1814

    Started in 2009 and down $8k to date. Highest I've been ahead is $60k, biggest I've been down is $30-35k.

    Won a lot from abitrage, middles & live betting. Lost a lot chasing ($3k bets on volleyball when I had no fukkin clue who was playing).

  18. #88
    Mase of Base
    Mase of Base's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-24-12
    Posts: 3,622
    Betpoints: 804

    Signing in to tail Rich Boy and Slap Your Own Mother as both are verified legit by the looks. Can't wait for returns and already quit my job today!!!!!!!!!!

    Signed

    Losing Gambler (not for long now though!)

  19. #89
    Antibet
    Antibet's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-30-09
    Posts: 1,688
    Betpoints: 1565

    Guys, be careful and never admit that you are winning money. The Giant is looking for a sugar daddy here

  20. #90
    SlapYaMama
    SlapYaMama's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-01-15
    Posts: 120
    Betpoints: 538

    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    I've already remote viewed the results of Eddy & Kahn's completion of this remote viewing class and they're both down (-50 units) for the 2016-17 NFL season.

    Matter of fact, on December 18th later this year, The Prick calls Eddy a "Tim Burton lovin' Handicappin Hamburger" in the BTP comments section, presumably because he's in 2,154th place at that time. Eddy adroitly counters by telling The Prick to stop rubbing his pecker with tuna and letting his cats "have at it".

    The good thing for Eddy & Kahn is they both wrote Slap YaMama rubber checks for the community college course, and he doesn't find out they bounce until after he buries himself after Wild Card weekend.

    Also, in a related remote viewing matter, Michael Sam announces his engagement to ttwarrior.
    You got my Birthday right! Good Job!

    We all can get factual data but our conscious mind always muck's up the good data with garbage.

  21. #91
    SlapYaMama
    SlapYaMama's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-01-15
    Posts: 120
    Betpoints: 538

    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    i found slapyamama...

    Not me but I can vouch for his teaching abilities. I've met him and had several conversations with the man.

  22. #92
    Nick Papageorgio
    Nick Papageorgio's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-07-12
    Posts: 2,396
    Betpoints: 24

    Used to be Giant,banned for " bonus abuse" and/or dislike the owners from all the local underground card clubs. Need to relocate soon.

  23. #93
    SlapYaMama
    SlapYaMama's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-01-15
    Posts: 120
    Betpoints: 538

    Quote Originally Posted by Mase of Base View Post
    Signing in to tail Rich Boy and Slap Your Own Mother as both are verified legit by the looks. Can't wait for returns and already quit my job today!!!!!!!!!!

    Signed

    Losing Gambler (not for long now though!)
    I'm not sure how long, I will post my picks anymore. My cover is blown. When, I was unknown, people had to have faith in a random person to use my picks. Now, they will use me to win games and I will get nothing in return.

    You can hire me if you choose.

    Good Luck!

  24. #94
    SlapYaMama
    SlapYaMama's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-01-15
    Posts: 120
    Betpoints: 538

    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    SlapYaMama... You owe me 50 fukking units on account of the fact that BiteMe has remote viewed our remote viewing class and I'm not even remotely satisfied viewing the results.
    I win over that amount in two games. Child's play...

  25. #95
    grease lightnin
    &
    grease lightnin's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-01-12
    Posts: 16,015
    Betpoints: 3185

    Here I am. Checked in

  26. #96
    grease lightnin
    &
    grease lightnin's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-01-12
    Posts: 16,015
    Betpoints: 3185

    Quote Originally Posted by SlapYaMama View Post
    I win over that amount in two games. Child's play...


    So all your plays are 25 units and up?

  27. #97
    Mase of Base
    Mase of Base's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-24-12
    Posts: 3,622
    Betpoints: 804

    Quote Originally Posted by SlapYaMama View Post
    I'm not sure how long, I will post my picks anymore. My cover is blown. When, I was unknown, people had to have faith in a random person to use my picks. Now, they will use me to win games and I will get nothing in return.

    You can hire me if you choose.

    Good Luck!
    Thank you, I'm very excited!

    Loan should be confirmed within two business days they say. Hopefully I'll be able to move out of the basement very soon, already looking at apartments now and assuming with winnings it will be no problem to move in shortly!!!!!

  28. #98
    SlapYaMama
    SlapYaMama's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-01-15
    Posts: 120
    Betpoints: 538

    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    So all your plays are 25 units and up?
    Yes.

  29. #99
    SlapYaMama
    SlapYaMama's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-01-15
    Posts: 120
    Betpoints: 538

    Quote Originally Posted by Mase of Base View Post
    Thank you, I'm very excited!

    Loan should be confirmed within two business days they say. Hopefully I'll be able to move out of the basement very soon, already looking at apartments now and assuming with winnings it will be no problem to move in shortly!!!!!
    Keep in mind, no one is perfect. I lose some games. I win WAY more than I lose.

    Damn, sorry to hear about your problems. I'm glad to hear your determination to improve yourself.

    I would stay where you're at till your bankroll is at a comfortable amount. I didn't leave my good paying job till, I was able to win more than my job provided.

    Currently, I'm going out of town today. Possibly this Wednesday, I'll post a game.

  30. #100
    grease lightnin
    &
    grease lightnin's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-01-12
    Posts: 16,015
    Betpoints: 3185

    Quote Originally Posted by SlapYaMama View Post
    Yes.

    What is a unit?

  31. #101
    SlapYaMama
    SlapYaMama's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-01-15
    Posts: 120
    Betpoints: 538

    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    What is a unit?
    I'm sure it can vary between players. My current unit level is $100=$2500+ per game. I'm a small fish still trying build up a very large bankroll.

    I started with only depositing $470 haven't looked back since...

  32. #102
    LordVodka
    LordVodka's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-17-09
    Posts: 5,206
    Betpoints: 156

    So you do rote viewing for winners? How did you learn this? Can you see tomorrow's winners today?

  33. #103
    RonPaul2008
    Update your status
    RonPaul2008's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 06-08-07
    Posts: 6,739
    Betpoints: 243569

    Quote Originally Posted by Rich Boy View Post
    Every book im banned or limited at...

    Bet365, Sportsinteraction, Bodog

    Just look for smaller square books and beat their numbers, dont try and beat Pinny or 5dimes or you will end up on the poor house.
    Seriously? 5Dimes has always been slow as heck and i've been severely limited there for years.

  34. #104
    SlapYaMama
    SlapYaMama's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-01-15
    Posts: 120
    Betpoints: 538

    Quote Originally Posted by LordVodka View Post
    So you do rote viewing for winners? How did you learn this? Can you see tomorrow's winners today?
    I learned remote viewing through a teacher. You can view today's game or two months+ from now it doesn't matter how far in advance as long as it's the next time the two teams play each other.

    People can learn very easily but it all boils down to analysis, understanding how your unconscious mind communicates with conscious mind.

    You can view the next NFL super bowl champion right now if you want, seriously!

    It takes some hard work but very possible.

  35. #105
    LordVodka
    LordVodka's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-17-09
    Posts: 5,206
    Betpoints: 156

    Ok so what do you do?

First 123456 ... Last
Top