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    The Giant
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    Gentlemen, never give up your right to post!

    For some of us, this is all we have.

    This last week my life has been miserable without the ability to post. I spent my time sitting in a dark room, completely isolated, with thoughts a normal man shouldn't have. I had nowhere to share these dirty little morsels with due to my self-imposed suspension.

    It was like I was dead.

    I was empty inside.

    I wouldn't wish it upon anyone.

    So, what's new around here?

    I see Seaweed, Lakerboy, and t-wizzle are dominating. It appears not much has changed since I left.

    Good work, guys.
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    No business as usual

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    We miss you the giant

    Dont you ever do that again

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    MoMoneyMoVaughn
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    For some of us, this is all we have.

    This last week my life has been miserable without the ability to post. I spent my time sitting in a dark room, completely isolated, with thoughts a normal man shouldn't have. I had nowhere to share these dirty little morsels with due to my self-imposed suspension.

    It was like I was dead.

    I was empty inside.

    I wouldn't wish it upon anyone.

    So, what's new around here?

    I see Seaweed, Lakerboy, and t-wizzle are dominating. It appears not much has changed since I left.

    Good work, guys.
    Giant you missed a lot.

    I don't even know where to begin.

    We all found out that half the board is a Korean forum bot programmed to make inflammatory remarks.

    Reverse Jinx threads were outlawed under subsection 1151 of the US Criminal code.

    Opie threw down a 360 reverse windmill over his children, wife and a 1997 Toyota Corolla (that he bought to shoot at, not drive).

    I was incarcerated briefly for my small involvement in a pump and dump stock fraud.

    Haiku poems exploded in popularity.

    Pavy Racer was a contestant on jeopardy and lost by $200 in final jeopardy.

    Donk was arrested on obscenity charges but the charges were later dropped because the cawk sock didn't fit and they must acquit.
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    The Giant
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Giant you missed a lot.

    I don't even know where to begin.

    We all found out that half the board is a Korean forum bot programmed to make inflammatory remarks.

    Reverse Jinx threads were outlawed under subsection 1151 of the US Criminal code.

    Opie threw down a 360 reverse windmill over his children, wife and a 1997 Toyota Corolla (that he bought to shoot at, not drive).

    I was incarcerated briefly for my small involvement in a pump and dump stock fraud.

    Haiku poems exploded in popularity.

    Pavy Racer was a contestant on jeopardy and lost by $200 in final jeopardy.

    Donk was arrested on obscenity charges but the charges were later dropped because the cawk sock didn't fit and they must acquit.
    I missed you too, Mo. I hope you never experience the pain I was dealt.

    Let me quickly go through your list here.

    Thank you for letting me know about the influx of Koreans. I will monitor my dog closely.

    Reverse jinx threads are for losers. I'm glad they banished it.

    I believe that Opie threw down a reverse windmill dunk, but those weren't his children and wife. Those are paid actors. Opie is the J. Edgar Hoover of SBR. He will do anything to convince people he's straight.

    I'm sorry to hear you got incarcerated. I hope your ass didn't get spread open by a violent black man. If it did, I hope you enjoyed it.

    You can't go wrong with a haiku.

    I heard Pavyracer got in a heated debate with Alex Trebek after final Jeopardy, claiming he got the answer right. I feel bad for the kid. Hopefully he'll bang a milf this weekend.

    The only good thing about my self-imposed suspension was not having to hear any Auto Donk stories.

    Thanks for the update, Mo.

    You're a good egg.

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    Welcome back

    I never knew you were gone though

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    Those are comforting words, JJ.

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    thanks for the Gonzaga pick

    and Welcome Back

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    Too many soft white guys on Gonzaga, Fidel.

    That's a team you could play for, you little pansy.

    And thanks.

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    MoMoneyMoVaughn
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I missed you too, Mo. I hope you never experience the pain I was dealt.

    Let me quickly go through your list here.

    Thank you for letting me know about the influx of Koreans. I will monitor my dog closely.

    Reverse jinx threads are for losers. I'm glad they banished it.

    I believe that Opie threw down a reverse windmill dunk, but those weren't his children and wife. Those are paid actors. Opie is the J. Edgar Hoover of SBR. He will do anything to convince people he's straight.

    I'm sorry to hear you got incarcerated. I hope your ass didn't get spread open by a violent black man. If it did, I hope you enjoyed it.

    You can't go wrong with a haiku.

    I heard Pavyracer got in a heated debate with Alex Trebek after final Jeopardy, claiming he got the answer right. I feel bad for the kid. Hopefully he'll bang a milf this weekend.

    The only good thing about my self-imposed suspension was not having to hear any Auto Donk stories.

    Thanks for the update, Mo.

    You're a good egg.
    Giant, my roommate just cooked an egg and it was perfectly spherical. It looks like a ping pong ball.

    That is a good egg.

    I will update you on anything else that I think of.

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    Giant,
    Kudos for keeping your word.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Giant, my roommate just cooked an egg and it was perfectly spherical. It looks like a ping pong ball.

    That is a good egg.

    I will update you on anything else that I think of.
    I once played in a highly contested ping-pong match with an egg, Mo.

    No one scored a point.

    Quote Originally Posted by actiondan View Post
    Giant,
    Kudos for keeping your word.
    Thanks Dan.

    My word is my bond. Or something like that.

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    SBR just not the same without our G man.

    As funny, intelligent and honorable as they come on SBR.

    SBR sans The Giant is akin to Menudo sans Ricky Martin. (NTTAWWT)
    BetIslands sans Jon Kretna
    O.J. sans bloody knife
    ttwarrior sans Little Debbie cakes
    Shari sans her Womanizer clitoral stimulator
    Weeder sans his granny and Bottom Dad

    a large cashout sans bitcoin option.

    Welcome back, G.

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    Bite me, you're a hoot.

    It's good to see you posting again, as well.

    I think I owe you a message. I'll try and make it dirty.

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    Giant

    May the road rise to meet you
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    The Giant can I get a dirty message too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Welcome back

    I never knew you were gone though
    Good stuff.

    Giant....glad you're back, pal

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    The Giant
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    Is that some kooky bible song, Jake?

    I just started listening....not bad.

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    The Giant
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    The Giant can I get a dirty message too?
    No. You're too perverted as it is.

    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Good stuff.

    Giant....glad you're back, pal
    Thanks, Opie.

    My apologies if you really did follow on Gonzaga. Thanks for not coming over and laying a beating on me though.

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