Originally posted on 04/01/2016:

Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
For some of us, this is all we have.

This last week my life has been miserable without the ability to post. I spent my time sitting in a dark room, completely isolated, with thoughts a normal man shouldn't have. I had nowhere to share these dirty little morsels with due to my self-imposed suspension.

It was like I was dead.

I was empty inside.

I wouldn't wish it upon anyone.

So, what's new around here?

I see Seaweed, Lakerboy, and t-wizzle are dominating. It appears not much has changed since I left.

Good work, guys.
Giant you missed a lot.

I don't even know where to begin.

We all found out that half the board is a Korean forum bot programmed to make inflammatory remarks.

Reverse Jinx threads were outlawed under subsection 1151 of the US Criminal code.

Opie threw down a 360 reverse windmill over his children, wife and a 1997 Toyota Corolla (that he bought to shoot at, not drive).

I was incarcerated briefly for my small involvement in a pump and dump stock fraud.

Haiku poems exploded in popularity.

Pavy Racer was a contestant on jeopardy and lost by $200 in final jeopardy.

Donk was arrested on obscenity charges but the charges were later dropped because the cawk sock didn't fit and they must acquit.