[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Fish....you can try and deflect all you want....but you and I both know my story is 100% true.

I even remember what you were wearing that day....a pair of gray Rawlings wind pants paired with a gray Faded Glory polo style knit shirt. (side note- shirt was tucked into the wind pants. A look which I've never been a fan of.)

He topped it off with a fanny pack, which he said he used to carry around his various Players cards from different casinos, as well as numerous expired coupons. He also had a towel draped around his neck. No idea what the towel was for...and I goddam sure didn't ask!

[Fishhead]

Fish....you can try and deflect all you want....but you and I both know my story is 100% true.

I even remember what you were wearing that day....a pair of gray Rawlings wind pants paired with a gray Faded Glory polo style knit shirt. (side note- shirt was tucked into the wind pants. A look which I've never been a fan of.)

He topped it off with a fanny pack, which he said he used to carry around his various Players cards from different casinos, as well as numerous expired coupons. He also had a towel draped around his neck. No idea what the towel was for...and I goddam sure didn't ask!

HaHaHa

Whats seriously funny is there used to be a chisler in town that fits that PERFECT description........his nickname was "fannypacker".

[Fishhead]

Sometimes you will hear old timers in this city talking about the degenerate characters of yesteryear that were sportsbettors.....and having met/seen most of those talked about on the forums, few of them can match some of the longtime characters I've met outsides the sportsbetting world, absolutely classic characters, the aforementioned "fannypacker" would qualify as one, but there are many more much better.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Damn, Arby's sounds really good right now.

Is there a thread I can find a coupon in?

Giant, check the Hope Solo thread.

I posted the link in there yesterday.

[Smoke]

Giant, check the Hope Solo thread.

I posted the link in there yesterday.

Whats a hope solo?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Whats a hope solo?

Roast beef special.

[Vegas39]

Whats a hope solo?

JJ's sex life

[Brock Landers]

Lots of MUD being slung here between two of the all time greats

JJGOLD and FISHHEAD

can't take sides in this one, just Wow!

[jjgold]

Brock welcome to SBR as you're the only guy that has a day named after him

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Welcome back Brock.

[Jayvegas420]

Lots of MUD being slung here between two of the all time greats

JJGOLD and FISHHEAD

can't take sides in this one, just Wow!

Never fukkin heard of ya pal

[jjgold]

Brock one of the most powerful posters that have ever lived on any forum

[Jayvegas420]

Noted

[Brock Landers]

Brock welcome to SBR as you're the only guy that has a day named after him

[Brock Landers]

Brock one of the most powerful posters that have ever lived on any forum

None of these Motherfuckers is qualified to question/doubt me.

You tell em pal!

[DiggityDaggityDo]

OK Brock. Settle down now.

[TheMoneyShot]

Finally a real fukking classic thread on here! Wish more were like this.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

This is a great thread. It's attracting people who we thought were dead.

Who will show up next? MoFoMe?

[Smoke]

This is a great thread. It's attracting people who we thought were dead.

Who will show up next? MoFoMe?

Or maybe dad?

[BrickJames]

Or maybe dad?

Dad is active in his "creep shots" thread in the saloon

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Thread needs more stories.

JJ Gold discussing how he got into the tailoring business.

I run the joint and pretty soon when my boss leaves me in charge I think I can play poker and shit and look at lines

We have a net feed here

I have it all figured out and let the workers work and I am in the backround if they need me and pretend once in a while to tell them a fukkin seam is done wrong and I tell them to do it again. I just make it up and it sounds good.

Sporto I told the owner I had my own tailor shop in the City for 14 years and just made up some lingo I studied on Net to impress him.

[Smoke]

Dad is active in his "creep shots" thread in the saloon

Yes that is the old dad though

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Smokie remember this?

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...nt-winner.html

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

JJ Gold on Hugs:

What the fuk??? The guy is on msn and he told me good luck tonight in the $50/$100 poker rooms so I sent him a symbol of a hug and he goes fukkin wild saying I am gay and shit. The roosterlicker would not say it to my face because I would bury him.

Most NJ wise guys like myself a/k/a big timers always hug

A NJ thing and I think ABB and Clams would agree, I mean shit its not like I hug a guy and feel him up and shit.

Bucky you barreled in horse degenerate go get some tea.

one time I hugged this guy and i think I got too agressive and shit

I was like really squeezing him and shit and feeling him up as a joke and he thought I was serious

Man he almost popped me because I did it in a club with all hot chicks and after that all the women stayed away from him like the plague

I was just playing though but the guy never went out with me again, its weird because it seems like common trend when i go out with guys they avoid me the next time. I just try to have fun and I think some of the guys think I hurt their chances with ladies

Who knows

ABB (Another Bad Beat) I have habit of pinching guys in the ass as a joke but too many guys with phobia now. I love doing it and then with my big laugh it is even better and most will not fuk with me because of my massive weight

ABB you know me I am the life of a party and maybe go overboard but always create a stir

[Smoke]

Smokie remember this?

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...nt-winner.html

Dad noooooooooooooooooooooo

[DiggityDaggityDo]

JJ Gold on Hugs:

What the fuk??? The guy is on msn and he told me good luck tonight in the $50/$100 poker rooms so I sent him a symbol of a hug and he goes fukkin wild saying I am gay and shit. The roosterlicker would not say it to my face because I would bury him.

Most NJ wise guys like myself a/k/a big timers always hug

A NJ thing and I think ABB and Clams would agree, I mean shit its not like I hug a guy and feel him up and shit.

Bucky you barreled in horse degenerate go get some tea.

one time I hugged this guy and i think I got too agressive and shit

I was like really squeezing him and shit and feeling him up as a joke and he thought I was serious

Man he almost popped me because I did it in a club with all hot chicks and after that all the women stayed away from him like the plague

I was just playing though but the guy never went out with me again, its weird because it seems like common trend when i go out with guys they avoid me the next time. I just try to have fun and I think some of the guys think I hurt their chances with ladies

Who knows

ABB (Another Bad Beat) I have habit of pinching guys in the ass as a joke but too many guys with phobia now. I love doing it and then with my big laugh it is even better and most will not fuk with me because of my massive weight

ABB you know me I am the life of a party and maybe go overboard but always create a stir

what a crazy bastard.

[BrickJames]

MO, I have been looking for JJ's thread for years where he talks about his daily life min by min and talks about guys standing under his window waiting for assignments and trowing candy to kids and letting high school kids bet horses on his accounts, any chance you can find that?

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

JJ invites BeanTownJim to stay with him:

Jimmy if you want you can come Saturday afternoon and I should be all set up for you. It will be a little tight in the crawl space but I am straight as an arrow so know worries on your part. Jimmy we can gamble day and night and maybe hustle up a numbers operation on the streets corners of Newark. The brothers love me there and they will love you too. The guy that owns the house is a fukkin hamburger and you will be nailing his wife in like 3 days with your Rustler. The problem is Jimmy on Friday Nights I hang at a Jazz bar with all the sisters and brothers so not much seafood around here but I think you will adjust fine. We can share the computer and be partners gambling and I have credit everywhere and some sharks around here love me so we can get cash anytime.

Jimmy you are going to be a star here in NJ amd are going to love it. Lots of stallions that do not work and just bullshit at the Deli's in the morning going over the games for the night. We use The NY post line to analize the numbers Jimmy and Saturdays in the morning huge spreads at Bellinosi's Deli in Newark for breakfast and all the sharps are there giving winners Jimmy. I got the plays before the lines move. Oh boy wait until you come around and give your 35 years of soportsbetting knowledge and you are going to blow theses guys away. Hey Jimmy once in a while these guys like to bust balls and give head slaps so just take the blows like a man.

I can if you want set you up as a collector for some bookmakers. You would be in charge of the brothers section and collect from them on Thursdays or I can get you a job as a linemakers at one of the shops or be like me and just fuk around all day and do not work. I got fukkin tired of getting blackballed at all my jobs and getting canned for like noooooooooooooo reason.

I am looking forward to you coming Jimmy and I will be wearing a red jump suite or somewhat of a carpenters outfit with the tool belt on me. I always wear it Jimmy for papers, pens and other items and plus everyone thinks I am a fukkin carpenter and I do not even know how to get the hammer out of the holster.

Come empty handed and just have a few suites with you to get into the Jazz bars at night and wear bright colors. Jimmy I will show you moves on the dance floor that are unreal and was taught by the brothers.

We are going to be some team Jimmy and I cannot wait for you to come.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

MO, I have been looking for JJ's thread for years where he talks about his daily life min by min and talks about guys standing under his window waiting for assignments and trowing candy to kids and letting high school kids bet horses on his accounts, any chance you can find that?

Very possibly. Is it on SBR or other site?

I have been digging through his major wager stuff from ~2003

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Dad noooooooooooooooooooooo

[BrickJames]

Very possibly. Is it on SBR or other site?

I have been digging through his major wager stuff from ~2003

Its on SBR, it is some of his best stuff i have ever read

[DiggityDaggityDo]

JJ on his looks and videos

If you guys knew what I really looked like all you would be shocked.

I am 5-4, about 319 now but my looks would surprise you. I hate bragging but I am very good looking. Why guys on youtube try and impersonate me is beyond belief.

[Ra77er]

[jjgold]

Actually right now in extermination gear for 20 more minutes as the temperature is 89° and 53% humidity.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

MO, I have been looking for JJ's thread for years where he talks about his daily life min by min and talks about guys standing under his window waiting for assignments and trowing candy to kids and letting high school kids bet horses on his accounts, any chance you can find that?

5:00AM Workout, jog like 5 minutes in my place, bench press a little (around 50lbs), 10 push-ups, 5 sit-ups, 10 curls (15lbs), throw the medicine ball around for another 5 or so/ .

5:45AM- Power breakfast, 2 eggs, 5 slices bacon, 10 slices tailor ham, a few sausages, glass of milk, a stick of oriole cookies

6:30 Shower and sing tunes for like a 1/2 hour. Usually then put on a jumpsuite and my chains and here is something new. I bought this shit that is suppose to make your rooster grow, so I throw some if on shaft and head. It is some type of powder. I do it everyday. Finally cement rug on and comb it and inspect it a lot.

7:15AM- Hit the forum, post some shit to my pupils

7:30AM- I make some calls for early wise guy plays around the country.

8:00Am Duke this kid down the hallway to get me the racing forms and every addition.

8:15AM- Usually a big timer from newark calls me seeing what is up.
The guy is trying to get me into a 3 card monte game outside. I don't leave my pad much.

8:40 Start reasearching the net and looking for edges, looking at line services and looking for bad / weak numbers . Make a few posts

9:45AM- I call the track starters at each track I am betting and look for angles to bet. I also have a few track clockers in my back pocket so I get good shit to bet.

10:15AM- Look out the window and shit and see whats up. I usually conduct most of my biz from the window and guys stand below to get assignments. I throw out usually bazookas gums to the kids for 5 minutes and these kids go fukkin wild battling for it. A ritual we have.
Make a few posts

10:45AM- Getting edgy, early race cards getting closer. I usually go play a hold-em game ($50/$100) for like an hour. I fuk around in there chatting and trying to pick up chicks. Or if not poker usually kids cut school and we play ps2 for a while.

11:45- Will look at a few porn magazines and dream. Also watch pron for a little bit and try and learn and get Tips. Finally to cap off my sex hour I usually call the phone/chat lines ad talk to girls live and shit and they tell me what they want to do to me and everything. These girls sound really sexy too. Make a few posts

12:45 Pop some early doubles hard and get in my pick 4's. I have 4 cards usually in front of me and use only DRF paper addition

1:00 Bury some games and get good numbers. I usually move for a few Newark players too. Big lunch and usually have big macs everyday. The manager owes me so he delivers them

1:15PM- On the phone with Russ and telling him what books to watch fr and asking him where the early Canadian money is on. Boys you all wish you were as sharp as me. Make a few posts

1:30PM Usually these girls call back from the chat line wanting to talk nasty. We talk for like 10 minutes and then I tell them to fukkin bill me. They know I am big time so they like to call.

1:50 Betting still some ponies, make a few posts

2:30PM The HS kids come over and we eat and I let them bet with my horse accounts for a while. They all bring their own forms though and I supply only pretzles, chips, ice cream and soda. No smoking or drugs.

4:00PM Kids gone, make some calls to west coast and see what is up. Call sharks to make sure we are on same page. Pop pills for my paranois I developed. I have a few like thinking spiders are in every fukkin room, think my rug is loose or crooked, I do not like it dark. Always think raccoons are trying to get in, think my computer always crashes and finally fear of losing. I take shit for it though. Make a few posts

5:00 PM- kids yelling up to my window asking who I like and I give them games and amounts to bet and then they all run to walk up shops and put cash bets in. I also have dialogue with some locals from window and tellin them who to bet.

5:30 Again I throw bazooka bubble gum out the windows to the kids and give them like 100 pieces a session. This is so big now there are like 100 kids waiting for me to toss them out. What a fukkin battle to get gum. Make a few posts

6:00PM- the big players all come to my pad and we discuss the night and who we like and why. Secondly they always bring food and Italian it is.
Lots of sharps telling stories and all these guys on phone pounding games all over country.

7:15 Call Brett, Call Sportman,, Call Dimeplayers, action, action, action, post

7:30PM phone ringing constantly with info, on net banging plays

8:00 Snack, watch games, computer, ect and flip on porn a little.

8:40PM- post, poker, dance to some tunes

9:40 Hit the dating lines and leave lots of messages for women. I basically just say, strong, handsome, bear looking for my little cub to play with. It has not worked yet.

10:15PM Grade games, watch games, post, snack

11:00 Make contacts with sharks and workout payment plans, call locals, ect, post

12:00AM Play 3 card monte in hallway for an hour with neighbors

1:00AM Wrap up posting and i call a girl to chat sex with for a while, look at lines and stats, play video games.

2:00AM take my fukkin rug off and what a pain in the ass, glue all fukkin over and shit. I am cursing because it toes not come off easy. It usually takes like 30 minutes to get scalp clean and free of sticky glue becuase if not I pay for it in bed, My fukkin head sticks to the pillow and I get pissed off.

3:00AM watch porn and try to jack off if I can get it up. I usually pretend I am banging chick on tv, I out screen real close to me like I am there. I kind of pump bed

Eventually fall asleep for a little bit and back right at it.

Of course when i do go out I have to meet bookmakers and sharks but other than that I am home most of the time and I have guys on my payroll to get me everything.

You know I might be more normal than some of you nuts