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If and when I decide to put my ELlIS ISLAND picnic blanket or my SILVERTON coffee cups up on eBay, will let the forum know........both will be used items, as stated in the eBay post, but all will be in VG-EX condition........my rating on eBay is 100%, no worries.
This may be awhile, as these are my very most prized casino gifts over the past two years.
Gold is a washed up act.
Id rather pay sweeper.
Which is why you never want to get on opie's bad side. He will fukkin bury you with your skeletons.Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
Yeah STORIES aka fairytales.
Mayan you sour because Opie slapped the shit out of you in Vegas??
But they are just so funny that I want to believe them.
Same here Mo, so funny that it's hard not to want to believe its actually true. Fishhead hustling pads of butter and stealing towels from motels is too much
let me tell you 1000% true story and its why he is hammering me
He tells me lets go get a free play $10..now the place is no less than 55 miles from the strip and I tell him not worth it and he says the machines at this particular casino have not hit in a while and the joker sounds like he knows what he is talking about and he says we can win $2000 if it hits the jackpot....now we both have a free play and to nail the jackpot. He is a nervous wreck in MY CAR and MY GAS..now I have a real old car and stalls a lot and you need to pump the gas like a maniac when you hear it puttering so you see on a highway its pressure..anyway we get up there and this guy studies all the machines and waits for this one older lady to lose at least $100...he goes crazy and real discreet like a CIA AGENT and says thats the machine JJ we both put the max in and he says it should hit...lol you know what fukkin happens??? Of course it loses ......110 miles for $10 free play...now he goes to the desk and tries to get 2 free hot dogs with a comp..lol we played one fukkin hand. The lady denies him and he goes insane screaming like a fukkin madman for a $1 free hot dog
lol.........waiting for a slot machine to have a lot of money in it and then he says its a play
He says he is a slot pro
Game Over
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Wtf? I thought jj and fished had a loving relationship?
Talk about a fukkin thread backfiring.
$3 casserole dishes and $1 hotdogsTalk about a fukkin thread backfiring.
At one time, JJgold used to come with a barrage of made up stories like he often times does with me with KRACKMAN.......that was until Krackman pulled him aside at Treasure Island upon meeting him for the first time and told him if he didn't stop spreading the BS about him on the forum, there would be "severe consequences".
.......JJgold was scared shitless and has seldom mentioned Krackman since, and when he does, he is licking his balls like a golden retriever puppy.
This thread is tremendously funny.
fisher got buried here
I guess the good old saying...stay on your turf
Sad.Very sad
Here's mathdotoms fishhead story
I offered this guy I know a free flight to Vegas and a coupon for a free deck of cards from the Nugget, and in exchange he had to meet a poster called "Fishhead" and take notes for me on his demeanour, betting style, overall appearance, whether he wears a rug, has a lazy eye, one leg shorter than the other, general insecurities, etc.. Of course this guy accepted and boy do I have the scoop on Fishhead for you.
This guy carries around with him the biggest fukkin coupon book you've ever seen. He has coupons for match-play bonuses from every casino in the state of Nevada, double the points on selected slot machines, 2 for 1 ice cream cones, you name it. And when you think you've seen the last of them he pulls another one out from somewhere. I have no idea where he keeps all these coupon books on him. He also has all these slogans to motivate himself to keep hunting for free shit, like "a dollar saved is a dollar earned". The guy is a +EV machine.
At one point in time he had the entire Vegas garbage collection staff on his payroll collecting discarded match-play cards from various casinos. Then he got impatient waiting for the garbage staff to get back to him so he hired bums at half the wage to collect them directly from the dumpsters themselves. Then the guy goes up to a blackjack table, throws down the match-play, wins (he always wins), and goes to the washroom. You think the guy is taking a fukkin leak? No he is in the toilet stall changing his shirt and jacket suite inside out, putting on a fake moustache and a hairpiece, and out he goes in disguise to hit the same fukkin table for another match-play bonus (this time not only he wins but gets blackjack). He is also a master of accents, and no one knows it's the same guy. He is earning himself $20 every 5 minutes doing this until he is off to the next casino to do the same thing. Instead of walking straight out to his truck and heading off, he stops off at the front desk and asks the clerk for "another one of those welcome packages", which, you guessed it, has another match-play bonus inside. She asks him what room he's in, and without hesitatation he gives her a room number. She says "oh, I apologize for the inconvenience Mr. Beaudoin" and hands him the welcome package. Of course he is not staying at that hotel (he sleeps in his truck).
Finally the guy takes a break and sits down at the sportsbook looking at lines. A waitress comes up and asks if he wants a free drink, he says sure, but then she asks if he has a ticket at the sportsbook. Now here we thought he was finally out of luck, but the guy says no problem and pulls out a ticket from his fukkin backpocket. It's a 3 dime bet on the Pirates at +320. Of course he got the Phillies at -275 earlier in the day. The waitress was suitably admonished and returned with his drink. Fishhead turns to my hired gun and says "a dollar saved is a dollar earned, sir". The guy really likes the word "sir", and apparently kind of looks like bigboydan too.
At this point my guy got tired and had to take a break from following Fishhead. God knows what Fish did the rest of the day.
How does this guy do it????????
- mathy
Mathy and JJ good kids, they are like sons to me......
I nominate this whole fukking thread...best read all day
Whatever happened to Mathy?
He's on a very good play in Northern California/Nevada.........and is not posting currently.
Once in a blue moon he appears at TGF to post(Reno Marty).
That clown Mathy got buried
Thanks, Fish.
I didn't really know him, but always found his posts funny.
By who? Whats the story?That clown Mathy got buried
Anyone can use jj account to post. Here is the user and password:
username: jjgold
password: guest
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Without question one of the funniest posters to ever grace the forums.......as well as one of the sharpest.
.....all at a young age.
This is the greatest thread of all fukking time. So much Gold here.
Im seriously going to begin compiling a book of these stories called: The Greatest Story Ever Mushed
gambling...lost everything..now a teachers assistant in HS
Have you ever seen this guy???? A chin about 1 inch longer than anyone elses..no lie
Not fat just a long fukkin chin
WE RAN HIM OFF HERE a ways back when he thought he was hot shit
Could Fish or Gold explain the positive return from posting .? Nothing good from it...ever.
I remember seeing pictures of mathy. He's a funny looking dude. He looked very frail, like he had very brittle bones.
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