1. 12-04-14 01:19 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    Ill normally watch Christmas Story after finishing with presents
    Packers who are you on tonight?
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  2. 12-04-14 02:04 PM #37
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    No family, no friends, no presents.
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  3. 12-04-14 02:07 PM #38
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    I usually sit in a dark room, by myself, unshaved and disheveled, with a bottle of whiskey by my side, asking God where it all went wrong.
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  4. 12-04-14 02:19 PM #39
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    Giant nice
    Your an isolated loser like me

    Loaner life is in
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  5. 12-04-14 02:23 PM #40
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    Donk I am saving a book of your best posts that you can give to your kids when the are old enough.
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  6. 12-04-14 02:39 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    Packers who are you on tonight?
    Cowboys
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  7. 12-04-14 03:19 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Donk I am saving a book of your best posts that you can give to your kids when the are old enough.
    my kids are 20 and 17..... and they write most of the good ones......
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  8. 12-04-14 03:27 PM #43
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    Donk, PM me nudes of your wife.

    I'm tired of asking.

    Our friendship is on the line here.
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  9. 12-04-14 04:02 PM #44
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    Giant, forward me those pics when you are finished with them.
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  10. 12-04-14 04:05 PM #45
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    I call sloppy thirds on them pics
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  11. 12-04-14 04:31 PM #46
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    Where are the pics?
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  12. 12-04-14 04:36 PM #47
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    Giant has them now.

    I'm waiting.
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  13. 12-04-14 04:39 PM #48
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    I dont think The Giant will give them up without a fight
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  14. 12-04-14 04:41 PM #49
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    The giant tommorow morning

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  15. 12-04-14 05:00 PM #50
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    Seaweed - thank you for ur point !! Thanks again !!
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  16. 12-04-14 05:14 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    I call sloppy thirds on them pics
    actually, you all need to move down one number.... for example, Smoke, you're sloppy fourths, as I used them again this morning around 11:00 for my late morning jerk session after she left for work........
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  17. 12-04-14 05:51 PM #52
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    Wait... Donker... you hit it in the morning, then after she leaves you spank to her pics?
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  18. 12-04-14 05:53 PM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Wait... Donker... you hit it in the morning, then after she leaves you spank to her pics?
    damn that "hit it in the mornin'" line reminds my of my favorite J-Zay song.........

    most mornings no; she's more of a freak at night......... and I fibbed a little...... the still shot photos don't do it like they used to, so I generally watch one of our many sex tapes while a spankin'........

    and seriously..... with all the badass porno videos available on line for absolutely FREE, has anyone in the past 15 years settled for jerking off to still shots?????
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  19. 12-04-14 06:09 PM #54
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    No reason for still shot jerk sessions anymore.

    Kids nowadays probably don't even know what porn mags are.
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  20. 12-04-14 06:11 PM #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    actually, you all need to move down one number.... for example, Smoke, you're sloppy fourths, as I used them again this morning around 11:00 for my late morning jerk session after she left for work........
    Fine i'll take fourths
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    No reason for still shot jerk sessions anymore.

    Kids nowadays probably don't even know what porn mags are.
    haha.... reminds me of my childhood, when during the summer we'd ride our bikes around the road side ditches/drainage areas around our neighborhood for hours, looking for coke bottles to trade in for a nickle and old hustler's or playboy's that someone else had ditched! nothing like lookin thru the pages of a weathered, moldy playboy with torn up pages to get your first look at some , pussy or ass...........
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  22. 12-04-14 06:25 PM #57
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    The magazines still work although takes longer to bust a nut
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  23. 12-04-14 06:25 PM #58
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    I don't like the holidays anymore

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  24. 12-04-14 06:27 PM #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I don't like the holidays anymore

    Holidays are good when you don't have cash
    Corbin u really need to start reading previous posts before you jump into a conversation
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  25. 12-04-14 06:39 PM #60
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    haha.... last time I can recall using a mag was when i was stranded -- from a porn point of view -- while hunting on my deer lease in deep south texas, with no internet and very little phone reception....... found another member's fckbooks in the main camp............ bout the fifth day in of the hunting trip, seed was spilled to em...... had to be 2003, didn't even have video capabilities on my flip-open phone.........
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  26. 12-04-14 06:42 PM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Corbin u really need to start reading previous posts before you jump into a conversation

    Corbin, the conversation has drastically changed.
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  27. 12-04-14 06:43 PM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    haha.... last time I can recall using a mag was when i was stranded -- from a porn point of view -- while hunting on my deer lease in deep south texas, with no internet and very little phone reception....... found another member's fckbooks in the main camp............ bout the fifth day in of the hunting trip, seed was spilled to em...... had to be 2003, didn't even have video capabilities on my flip-open phone.........
    the corner stores here sell the hardcore ones 3 for $10
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  28. 12-04-14 06:44 PM #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post

    Corbin, the conversation has drastically changed.
    indeed, official topic now appears to be "when's the last time you got your jerk on to a porn magazine?"
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  29. 12-04-14 06:46 PM #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    the corner stores here sell the hardcore ones 3 for $10
    Those are the good ones. Back in the day they could not show penetration in the magazines. Oral, vaginal or butthole.
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  30. 12-04-14 06:47 PM #65
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    how does a christmas thread turn into a penetrate book review all of the sudden?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Those are the good ones. Back in the day they could not show penetration in the magazines. Oral, vaginal or butthole.
    Yea i know. Playboys are impossible to bust a nut to. The hardcore ones still work though
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  32. 12-04-14 06:50 PM #67
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    1. Wake up & say Merry Christmas to wife
    2. Drive to my parents & spend half the day
    3. Get in car for ride to in-laws
    4. Try to find a place that is open & sells liquor
    5. Buy at least a 12 pack of Bush Light
    6. Drink entire amount of Bush Light on way to in-laws
    7. Get to in-laws and hope they have more beer
    8. Have wife drive home & bitch about me drinking too much
    9. Get home and ask for a bl*w job. Settle for a hand-job

    * Watch & listen to NBA & college games that I have action on during the day
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  33. 12-04-14 06:51 PM #68
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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    how does a christmas thread turn into a penetrate book review all of the sudden?
    lol.. donker posted that he wakes up every xmas with his wifes double d's wrapped around his face
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  34. 12-04-14 06:57 PM #69
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    Cheri and Oui mags were in the steamer trunk in the boathouse along with some old 8mm reels we never got into
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  35. 12-04-14 07:00 PM #70
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    8mm now thats old school
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