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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    Cheri and Oui mags were in the steamer trunk in the boathouse along with some old 8mm reels we never got into
    Good thing you did not watch those, manny.

    You may have seen Mami and papi getting it on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I actually feel pretty great
    I wouldn't feel good if I was a Leaf fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    how does a christmas thread turn into a penetrate book review all of the sudden?
    Wait.... This isn't penetratebookreview.com???

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Good thing you did not watch those, manny.

    You may have seen Mami and papi getting it on.
    Digger do you still have that reel to reel at the stabbin cabin?

    if i send to you will you check it out and RETURN if not them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    Digger do you still have that reel to reel at the stabbin cabin?

    if i send to you will you check it out and RETURN if not them?
    hhahahahahah........... send the films to someone on s b r ...... hahahahha...... next thing u know, "mami and papi" are on pornhub.com under the vintage porn category.......... clip titled "nasty amateurs go at it"
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 12-04-14 at 08:35 PM.

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    Eat, watch the kids open presents, take in a little basketball and hang out with relatives I only have to put up with once a year.

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    So Donk, where the fukk is the picture

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    I remember when I was in my 30s and didn't get things I want it on Christmas day I would curse out relatives like a maniac


    I'm older now and much more calmer and just acccept it

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    JJ I am glad you've calmed down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by THam12 View Post
    So Donk, where the fukk is the picture
    maybe i can screen shot it on my phone from pureshit.com (www.pureplay.com) and email it to myself and put it up for a "teaser"

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I remember when I was in my 30s and didn't get things I want it on Christmas day I would curse out relatives like a maniac
    damn, JJ, if you had videos of that, you'd be a millionaire just by putting them on youtube.

    how do i know this? because some family has put up dozens of such videos, but they are fake, and they still get millions of views.... legit videos of family meltdowns would get 10x the amount of views, and you can get paid for that shit once the views go over a million...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    maybe i can screen shot it on my phone from pureshit.com (www.pureplay.com) and email it to myself and put it up for a "teaser"
    That's a million dollar idea.

    We would like to see if the hype is real!

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    Quote Originally Posted by THam12 View Post
    That's a million dollar idea.

    We would like to see if the hype is real!
    let me log into that crappy site and play a trny...... let's see how this turns out.......

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    well, against all better judgment, i'll put this up..... didn't even black our eyes out, as any of you geniuses could find the same photo on purecaca.com

    any additional photos, and some are spectacular of her, will come only at a price........

    Love, AD, the Pimp

    ps.... no, im not five foot five, she's sitting in my lap, playuh......

    IMG_0084.jpg

    here's some purecaca.com payouts for you poker degens.......

    IMG_0081.jpg
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 12-05-14 at 10:47 AM.

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    chillax on Christmas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    well, against all better judgment, i'll put this up..... didn't even black our eyes out, as any of you geniuses could find the same photo on purecaca.com

    any additional photos, and some are spectacular of her, will come only at a price........

    Love, AD, the Pimp

    ps.... no, im not five foot five, she's sitting in my lap, playuh......

    IMG_0084.jpg

    here's some purecaca.com payouts for you poker degens.......

    IMG_0081.jpg
    How much did you pay for her??

    Lol just kidding. Fine specimen

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    Quote Originally Posted by THam12 View Post
    How much did you pay for her??

    Lol just kidding. Fine specimen
    over the past four and a half years since I married her, one helluva lot............ but trust me, it's been very well worth it!

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    Do you ever milk her?

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    pretty good score donk, but has she found out you hate women yet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    pretty good score donk, but has she found out you hate women yet
    only the ones we pick up and bring home together........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Do you ever milk her?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    only the ones we pick up and bring home together........
    ....
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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    Digger do you still have that reel to reel at the stabbin cabin?

    if i send to you will you check it out and RETURN if not them?
    manny you have my word.

    Send the reel homeboy.

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    OH, and for you poker purists, who were more concerned about how I turned out in that bullshit purecaca.com $5,000 weekly final tournament qualifier than you were about gawking at my beautiful wife's awesome rack........ here ya go:

    IMG_0087.jpg

    funny how when u play on a site that's not a RIGGED PIECE OF SHIT like sbr, you dominate..........
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 12-05-14 at 11:27 AM.

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    Donk, nice .

    Donk, how much have you cashed to date from that site? How much are you up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    manny you have my word.

    Send the reel homeboy.
    this is the biggest trainwreck in the making i have seen since I bought half of all of Chi-Pup's/borednAz's action/winnings on sbr for the year............

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Donk, nice .

    Donk, how much have you cashed to date from that site? How much are you up?
    since i won a free lifetime membership during my first month on the site (which was a free trial period), i'm up about 4k......... have never paid em a dime...... (they give away one lifetime membership per week).......

    i'd be way up more if i hadn't gotten myself a "lifetime chat ban" --- yah, imagine that--- I haven't won near as much since that ban went into place.... i'm more or less persona non grata there these days,..... which is why i rarely play there anymore

    still qualify for and play their wsop main event seat trnies, about 4-5 of those per year.... finished 5th in one, 4 away from ten K!!!

    the site is ffckin' rigged like any other, but just not as bad as SBR's bullshit.........

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