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    jjgold
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    Explosion At Loshak: Video

    I snapped somewhat, he made me look bad with that lady and no guy wants to be embarrassed in front of a hot chick.

    I am going to get this guy


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    I really think JJ was serious here..........

    To be honest, I to was appauled at the pic Loshak showed Venessa........JJ has hundreds of photos/videos that are obviously better.

    To top it all off, Loshak shows the ONLY decent picture of Bread on the entire site to Venessa.

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    If I were Loshak I would hire a couple of bodyguards

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    the man the myth the legend, jjgold.

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    JJ, if she doesn't want you after that video then she isn't worth it. Loshak owes you an apology.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I snapped somewhat, he made me look bad with that lady and no guy wants to be embarrassed in front of a hot chick.

    I am going to get this guy


    you snapped somewhat?

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    Does JJ work at a municipality? What's the deal with the outdoor Christmas decorations on the back?

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    Another lawsuite in the making

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    Still teed off

    Fuk him

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    This is ****ing hilarious

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    Do you think the whole thing was a set up?? It seems the girl had her mind made up before she saw the pics of Bread and I. She was told what to say in fear Loshak would do something to her. She looked scared of him.

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    Corbin I think you are right

    I think she would have been fired if she picked you

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    Quote Originally Posted by onthewhat View Post
    Corbin I think you are right

    I think she would have been fired if she picked you
    exactly I was thinking the same thing

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    JJ next time ask Loshak to put a picture of me and you for the chick to chose. I'm fat, short and ugly and she will pick you.

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    JJ...put some videos on youtube...you are awesome!

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    JJ, I am particularly enamored with the salute you inserted into your dance routine. You are obviously a trained professional and I am considering putting you on retainer for dance lessons. I shall fly you out to my home when the spirit moves me and we shall dance, dance I say! I will wear revolutionary garb replete with a powdered wig and you will wear an astronaut suit. Together we will dance as we've never danced before and my pet monkey, Stephen, will sit in judgment of us. Ultimately, he will render his verdict and if favorable, we shall dance some more to the syncopated rhythms of The Miami Sound Machine and then collapse into a perspiration soaked mound of quivering legs and taut buttocks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson View Post
    JJ, I am particularly enamored with the salute you inserted into your dance routine. You are obviously a trained professional and I am considering putting you on retainer for dance lessons. I shall fly you out to my home when the spirit moves me and we shall dance, dance I say! I will wear revolutionary garb replete with a powdered wig and you will wear an astronaut suit. Together we will dance as we've never danced before and my pet monkey, Stephen, will sit in judgment of us. Ultimately, he will render his verdict and if favorable, we shall dance some more to the syncopated rhythms of The Miami Sound Machine and then collapse into a perspiration soaked mound of quivering legs and taut buttocks.

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    If I can bring a little humor to you JJ....my job on this earth is complete.

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    JJ, eat some sole fillet.

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    Got to be the Best Video ever!!

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    look
    everyone knows loshak's source of strength is his mustache

    so go down to CR and shave that thing off sampson style, then he is your bitch

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    good luck counting all the "f bombs" in this video

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    Loshak disappeared, I must of scared him

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    don't worry jj, Loshak was just trying to impress the tart himself. He needed to borrow your rug, I was getting a hell of a glare trying to watch that shit.

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    He must be scared, maybe he worries you will sue him again.

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    JJ stop being a bitch and take your loss like a man.

    I've defeated far greater men than you. I don't even feel the urge to celebrate.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson View Post
    JJ, I am particularly enamored with the salute you inserted into your dance routine. You are obviously a trained professional and I am considering putting you on retainer for dance lessons. I shall fly you out to my home when the spirit moves me and we shall dance, dance I say! I will wear revolutionary garb replete with a powdered wig and you will wear an astronaut suit. Together we will dance as we've never danced before and my pet monkey, Stephen, will sit in judgment of us. Ultimately, he will render his verdict and if favorable, we shall dance some more to the syncopated rhythms of The Miami Sound Machine and then collapse into a perspiration soaked mound of quivering legs and taut buttocks.
    Bread, I thought you'd be intoxicated by the aforementioned Man-Bop Mambo between JJGold and your ol' buddy Swinging Johnson. Perhaps we could fit you into this carnival of carnality with a bullwhip and an executioners mask while you exhort us to continue dancing and prancing the night away. No funny stuff once JJ and I pass out. Ok, maybe a little spooning but that's it dammit!

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    Oh I loved it Swinging J. Wasn't on my posting A-game last night after the brutal 10-day binge I had just completed.



    Bread ---> <--- Swinging J.

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    Bread I will bury you too, ok tough guy??

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