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    Swinging Johnson
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    Friggin' Robyn. The luckiest woman in the world and she doesn't even know it. She witnesses history, a 10 day bender, and does she give you any credit? Nooooooooooooooo. Does she share this little piece of Americana with the rest of us? Noooooooooo. We've got a drinker of epic proportions in our midst and he goes about making drinking history the same way I go about changing my socks. Well, lookie here lil mister, it's about time someone gave you some props. You're the real American Idol and I salute you (although not as adrotily as JJ in his dancing video, but I digress)!

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    I have photographic evidence that it was a fix. Right here in this very picture, Bread was sifting through his change purse for Loshak's payout.


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    I don't claim to know Loshak. I don't know Loshak. But I swear he was the clip art of the time in the 70's for album covers. Badfinger, Crosby Stills Nash and Young, Three Dog Night. This guy is a demon. He is an entity who spans decades. Previous to his 70's gig, he was an iconic member of every baseball team from 1880 through 1940. Just look at the old team pictures...it's friggin Loshak!

    I just looked at a class picture of my junior year in high school...and there was Loshak! The only kid with a full blown moustache. He's Satan incarnate I tell you. He's evil. He's a shape shifter, the dark angel, the devil's spawn. He's no good I tell you. Be afraid of Loshak...be very afraid Robyn!

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    Loshak is nowhere close to evil! Take it back. Take it back!!

    What he is, is equal parts Woody Allen and Hunter Thompson... a brilliant, if misunderstood, artist and enigma.

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    You forgot to mention that he has a lot of game with the ladies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robyn View Post
    You forgot to mention that he has a lot of game with the ladies.
    Just the smart ones though. There needs to be clarification on that.

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    Simply put, Loshak is just a much funnier, smarter, wittier, skinnier, better looking version of JJ.


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    How do these old videos come to alive like this?

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    Who knows

    They just re appear

    I was coked up that day

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    you can thank excel for bumping every old thread

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    hahah epic

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    Good God!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Who knows

    They just re appear

    I was coked up that day

    Looks like your damn Doomsday bunker...cleanup that cesspool would ya?

    Friggin Loshak looks like Father Guido Sarducci
    Last edited by Dirty Sanchez; 03-26-11 at 10:00 PM.

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