1. 06-18-09 01:15 PM #1
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    Did IWIN join the police academy?

    where the hell is he?
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  2. 06-18-09 01:15 PM #2
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    I think he lost his shirt gambling
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  3. 06-18-09 01:17 PM #3
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    its sad to see guys lose it all....and it seems to be happening
    on a weekly basis around here....

    SBR is starting to depress me.
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  4. 06-18-09 01:18 PM #4
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    heard he was the batboy for the peoria chiefs minor league team
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  5. 06-18-09 01:29 PM #5
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    His latest Trailer Girl has him locked up in a cage behind all the trash in "that room you never go in when inside a trailer."

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  6. 06-18-09 01:30 PM #6
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    Bread
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  7. 06-18-09 01:31 PM #7
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    Cops are all Pigs and scum of the earth. He is most likly sucking the captains Twat, begging for a badge and a gun.
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  8. 06-18-09 05:35 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Minkus View Post
    Cops are all Pigs and scum of the earth. He is most likly sucking the captains Twat, begging for a badge and a gun.
    Hey look the village idiot, dagger kobe is back.
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  9. 06-18-09 05:39 PM #9
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    No shit Durito?

    First Emmett Brown gets exposed as fat C&D, now this??


    LOL I say. LOL.
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  10. 06-18-09 05:44 PM #10
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    Willie Bee is gonna be busy again trying to weed the ghosts off.
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  11. 06-18-09 05:46 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bread View Post
    No shit Durito?

    First Emmett Brown gets exposed as fat C&D, now this??


    LOL I say. LOL.
    dunno, but daggerkobe really hates cops or pigs as he calls them.
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  12. 06-18-09 05:46 PM #12
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    Crumbs, I have anger issues.

    Iwins chick was hot, the one he took to the bash, absolutely perfectly formed breasts, and she knew i was looking, didn't faze her.
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  13. 06-18-09 05:50 PM #13
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    EM that's all fine and dandy, but what do your anger issues have to do with staring down Iwin's ex's perfectly formed boobulars?

    Or were you just making to distinctly different points?
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  14. 06-18-09 05:57 PM #14
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    I was making two points, but to go with the second, she was fukkin cute.

    Broke Iwins heart I'd guess, never been the same since, and who could blame him? She had very soft skin and her breasts were not only shapely, they were a perfect size with just a hint of aureole showing. I don't wish to bring up stuff that would upset Iwin but she had a radiant smile and very cute calves, and she had a cute little birthmark thingy on her forearm. It's horrible when the girl you love leaves and if I can help Iwin I will, he must really miss those soft butterfly kisses from those oh so sensual lips and the touch from those oh so feminine hands.

    I didn't really notice her but I don't blame him for missing her.
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  15. 06-18-09 06:01 PM #15
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    good thing you didnt notice her EM

    or you could have been accused of a creepy gawker
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  16. 06-18-09 06:02 PM #16
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    IWYM is not a good looking man like you and I, EM. It's a terrble thought because he's so damn young, but that could very well be the best looking lady he is ever with in his life!!

    How depressing.

    But back to her chesticles. Did they jiggle just a bit when she walked by?
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  17. 06-18-09 06:03 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bread View Post
    No shit Durito?

    First Emmett Brown gets exposed as fat C&D, now this??


    LOL I say. LOL.
    I warned you not to say my name. I warned you not to stalk me. Call me A&B C&D E&F if it makes you feel better. Dont say the name Emmett anymore on this forum or Im going to make you cry. I will ruin your home boy
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  18. 06-18-09 06:03 PM #18
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    I think he actually joined the GETAJOB ACADEMY.
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  19. 06-18-09 06:06 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shark79 View Post
    I think he actually joined the GETAJOB ACADEMY.
    Exactly. No more mooching on parents.
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  20. 06-18-09 06:06 PM #20
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    OK Crumbs, I'm being serious now. She had very firm breasts but she was wearing some sort of bra that basically showed off everything to just above the nipple, so the shape was very long but not too big, these were perky titties. Everytime she caught me looking she just looked as if to say: 'this is not gonna work out for you but your boobie staring is turning me on.'

    I got that vibe.

    Iwin....confirm or deny please, i'll readjust my whacking off material.
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    There goes the idea of taking the wife to Vegas ... Thank You EM for making this an easy decision.
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  22. 06-18-09 06:10 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shark79 View Post
    There goes the idea of taking the wife to Vegas ... Thank You EM for making this an easy decision.
    Take her there but book her at another hotel. My wife will be staying at another hotel away from the SBR perverts.
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  23. 06-18-09 06:11 PM #23
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    Hanging out at the glory hole looking for some spare parlay change is my guess.....
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  24. 06-18-09 06:12 PM #24
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    North Dakota?
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  25. 06-18-09 06:19 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emmett Brown View Post
    I warned you not to say my name. I warned you not to stalk me. Call me A&B C&D E&F if it makes you feel better. Dont say the name Emmett anymore on this forum or Im going to make you cry. I will ruin your home boy

    Emmett Brown

    OH NO WHAT NOW!?!?
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  26. 06-18-09 06:20 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by englishmike View Post
    OK Crumbs, I'm being serious now. She had very firm breasts but she was wearing some sort of bra that basically showed off everything to just above the nipple, so the shape was very long but not too big, these were perky titties. Everytime she caught me looking she just looked as if to say: 'this is not gonna work out for you but your boobie staring is turning me on.'

    I got that vibe.

    Iwin....confirm or deny please, i'll readjust my whacking off material.

    You should write for Penthouse or something Mike. The way you put that story together made me slightly chub up. Which means that Slickfazzer probably had a full blown explosion in his fundies.
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  27. 06-18-09 06:21 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bread View Post
    Emmett Brown

    OH NO WHAT NOW!?!?



    lmfao. Let me show you how to stalk a stalker. You're not going to want to post here anymore. Ill be watching you. This is what you'll be seeing everytime you make a post on SBR forum.
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  28. 06-18-09 06:21 PM #28
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    Size is irrelevant when it comes to perkiness Crumbs. You know this.
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  29. 06-18-09 06:27 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emmett Brown View Post



    lmfao. Let me show you how to stalk a stalker. You're not going to want to post here anymore. Ill be watching you. This is what you'll be seeing everytime you make a post on SBR forum.
    Yep. You just ruined me alright.

    Hey slobbo, here is a real Internet Tough Guy picture for you to use in the future. What a goddam stud!

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  30. 06-18-09 06:27 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by englishmike View Post
    Size is irrelevant when it comes to perkiness Crumbs. You know this.

    Mike...what if I told you that I have her Myspace and maybe thinking about having her fly out and stay at a different hotel?
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  31. 06-18-09 06:29 PM #31
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    My answer would be: 'How much do you want for the myspace info' ?
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  32. 06-18-09 06:33 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bread View Post
    Yep. You just ruined me alright.

    Hey slobbo, here is a real Internet Tough Guy picture for you to use in the future. What a goddam stud!

    I own your life now



    Yo moldy when is your next injection? You have been diagnosed by the DOC@! SEE BELOW

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  33. 06-18-09 06:35 PM #33
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    looks like you met your match bread, your doomed!
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  34. 06-18-09 06:38 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by wtf View Post
    looks like you met your match bread, your doomed!
    I gave him fair warning not to stalk me. He chose his path
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  35. 06-18-09 06:42 PM #35
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    Emmett, He beat Pavyracer into submission about a month ago, you`ll need more in your arsenal then those silly pictures to take him out.
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